Reality Check: Inside America's Next Top Model (Mor Loushy, Daniel Sivan, 2026): 2/5
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Wednesday, March 4, 2026
2025 Takes a Turn for the Better
* Sirāt (Oliver Laxe, 2025): 5/5
Laxe says that he is trying to heal by making the viewer die before dying. Christ what a goal. The result is a powerful and primal experience that pairs away everything that is unnecessary, placing its characters on a stark and existential stage and puts them through it. And thanks to the bass music and pace, I think it becomes a body movie—what it feels like to be in this body/those bodies. The result was real PTSD (for me). A lot of naysayers talk about it not having enough meaning to justify its cruelty, but for me there was thematic resonance for the actual experience of war for, say, the Palestinian people. Comps sited by Laxe include: Sorcerer/Wages of Fear, Vanishing Point, Apocalypse Now, Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, The Road Warrior, Two Lane Blacktop. You know…some of my favorite movies ever.
Marty Supreme (Josh Safdie, 2025): 4/5
Collateral Damage, the Movie. Marty is a detestable, narcissistic trainwreck who leaves a trail of ruined lives in his wake. But if that alone doesn’t turn you off, there is lots to love and admire in this wild screenplay, vivid characters, suspenseful and exhilarating filmmaking, and superb acting. Dazzling and audacious shit, and I just kept repeating “What the fuck kind of a movie is this?” with admiration.
Hamnet (Chloé Zhao, 2025): 4/5
For me, the most luxuriously emotional movie of the season, a quality not to be underestimated. Between the love and the death, it’s a lot to put yourself through. But finally it’s a powerful expression of the power of art to make your pain something that everyone can feel and share—to help carry the burden. Helped me to see Hamlet as the tragedy it professes to be and not just a story of revenge gone wrong.
The Mastermind (Kelly Reichardt, 2025): 3.5/5
Starts as a pretty effective and suspenseful heist-gone-wrong movie, then slowly morphs into a heist-gone-sad movie. Not unlike Dog Day Afternoon, but really just feeling like a lot of 70s movies (compliment). John O’Connor is convincingly non-plussed.
Is This Thing On? (Bradley Cooper, 2025): 3.5/5
Not the disaster that I had been led to believe. Really about how you can’t look to the other person in your relationship to make you happy; you have to stoke your own fire. The script getting us there isn’t great, but the filmmaking elevates it.
Father Mother Sister Brother (Jim Jarmusch, 2025): 3/5
This would be a good document to send to aliens to demonstrate the normal relationship between grown children and their parents. Neither side really feels compelled to dig into the details of their own lives and complexity, so they just end at vague updates and comforting and non-invasive generalities. This is a kind of love, and neither side objects.
I hear people say that they would love to have a conversation with one of their parents who has died, and I do sometimes think about the things I would like to ask my dad. Like, why he didn’t seem to like to engage and play with me more? (Something I like to do with Jack, and I’m the age that Dad was then). But this is something I never really asked him at the time, because I wouldn’t have liked to complain and I don’t think he would have had the words for it anyway. So yeah deep thoughts, though a very paltry drama.
The Secret Agent (Kleber Mendonça Filho, 2025): 2.5/5
Narratively and stylistically wandering and wooly. As with the spaceships in Bacarau (which I was also not wild about) there’s just stuff that doesn’t add up or pay off. (I’m looking at you Hairy Leg). An ambient thriller, meaning the notes are there but they just kind of hover rather than coalesce into a tune.
Rebuilding (Max Walker-Silverman, 2025): 2/5
A sad character moves from point A to point A and ½ on the emotional scale. The most internal of the three John O’Conner performances that I saw in 2025 (still haven’t watched The History of Sound), and the least successful.
The Plague (Charlie Polinger, 2025): 2/5
The oft-told story (Lord of the Flies, here at water polo camp) didn’t evolve swiftly enough, and the stylistic flourishes didn’t much work for me.
The Housemaid (Paul Feig, 2025): 1.5/5
Ludicrous and incompetent. The marketing sets up a two-hander between the two women in opposition to one another—and at least that would have granted a kind of power to both. But [spoiler] they both turn out to be powerless victims of a man. Many times, I asked myself, “Why is this scene in slow motion, and without dialogue,” and I think the reason is always that the drama was so unconvincingly shot that this was the only way to save the scene. And fer chrisakes, why is this movie 130 minutes??
Oscar Shorts
The Singers, 18m (Sam Davis, 2025): 3.5/5
Live action. A singing contest in a run-down bar expresses the best of humanity and of artistic expression.
The Girl Who Cried Tears, 16m (Chris Lavis, Maciek Szczerbowski, 2025): 3/5
Stop-motion. A nice metaphor for the people who make money off of artists, and very impressive on a technical level.
Retirement Plan 7m (John Kelly, 2025): 2.5/5
Animated. When did the Oscar’s start nominating New Yorker cartoons for best short?
* GOAT (Tyree Dillihay, 2026): 3/5
Typical under-dog/under-goat sports story, but entertaining and swift. It aimed to please, and it did. The nice thing about sports movies is that no one has to die at the end, just lose. Jack cried (for joy) at the climax.
* Wuthering Heights (Emerald Fennell, 2026): 2.5/5
All adaptations of Wuthering Heights must reckon with the fact that in the original text, the first half is sweepingly romantic and the second half is the romance-free story of Heathcliff returning rich and taking his bitter revenge on the two families over two generations. Many versions simply elide the second half. Fennel’s version mixes the romance and vengeance, filing the first half with longing and the second half with plenty of (pretty hot) sex. Especially dirty is the proto-BDSM scene where Cathy is laying in a loft and peeking at two servants having sex, when Heathcliff lays down on top of her and covers her eyes with his hand. As with Saltburn, Fennell is better at creating images (that final dance in Saltburn is an all-timer) than at creating coherent characters or real emotions.
Training Day (Antoine Fuqua, 2001): 3/5
Begins with energy and authenticity—and becomes more cartoony with every plot development. Denzel so dominates the film that it’s a bit unsatisfying that he wouldn’t win in the end. A very adolescent vision, although this is not necessarily an insult.
Fire Will Come (Oliver Laxe, 2019): 3/5
Some tremendous images—including great scenes with cows, horses and dogs, as well as all-timer forest fire scenes. Still, it fails to build a story of dramatic power.
Requiem for a Vampire. (Jean Rollin, 1972): 3.5/5
Despite being short and almost wordless, the film expresses the yolk that is put upon a new vampire and the despair of forever being tied to particular location. Some tasteful softcore scenes express both desire and queasy revulsion.
Something’s Gotta Give (Nancy Meyers, 2003): 3/5
Nice that it takes seriously the love- and sex-lives of people in their 50s and 60s, and the Hamptons interior-decoration porn is on point. But Nicolson at this age kinda grosses me out. Will Diane Keaton choose nice and loving Doctor Keanu Reeves or lecherous Nicolson (who owns the most successful rap label in history???). I wonder.
Nocturne, 8m (Lars von Trier, 1980): 3/5
You wake in the middle of the night and are haunted by obscure imagery. Part Bergman and part Eraserhead. Four years before von Trier’s feature film debut.
Book Corner
Shadow Ticket (Thomas Pynchon, 2025)
Silly, fun and inessential - akin to late works like Hawks’ Hatari. This is not an artist at the height of his powers. Instead, it’s an 80-year-old not giving a fuck and just doing what he likes, which in this case means goofing around with genre, systems and vectors of power, multiple overlapping non-publicized international organizations, some slap and tickle, and tons of puns. For example, although the main subject is the rise of fascism in Europe in the 1930s, most of the so-called plot revolves around the missing daughter of “the Al Capone of Cheese.” General loose-limbed pursuit of the silliest, funniest and most satiric ideas down to their logical conclusion. Stay open to arcane and fake-arcane references as well as to sudden veers into deep wells of emotion and historical relevance.
Vigil (George Saunders, 2026)
Really disappointing. Complete retread of Lincoln in the Bardo, which was my least favorite of his works anyway. Same disembodied voices dealing with people who are dead (and in this case dying) but also adds a somewhat preachy (if, admittedly, accurate) environmental handwringing. Bummer.
Monday, February 2, 2026
Return to Silent Hill (Christophe Gans, 2026): 0.5/5
Sunday, February 1, 2026
I liked the first half of 2025’s movie slate way better than the back half. It’s Fizzle Fall and Wimpy Winter. In descending order of interest:
Sentimental Value (Joachim Trier, 2025): 4/5
Sensitive and literate script that slowly reveals itself, becoming increasingly richer and more layered. Stand-out moments are several scenes that seem to be happening to the main character but are revealed to be within performances—a way to take a step back and examine the moment while also highlighting the judgement that she feels from the “director watching” and the “shame for her own inadequacy” as the father-as-director says when describing… The crux of the drama, outlined beautifully in a monologue that eventually gets played out three times in three different ways. The dramas that are played out in the house stay in the house like trauma—just as the urge to suicide is passed from the grandmother to the father (surely) and then to daughter—and the “room where it all happened” gains great dramatic weight. Best ending of the year?
Good Boy (Ben Leonberg, 2025): 3.5/5
The horror elements are muddled. But the central conceit – that the protagonist is a dog – is exceptionally well executed and a good idea. There is some CGI and anthropomorphism. But overall, there’s a lot of great dog acting, and real dog behavior, which is new-feeling and fun to watch. Comparable to last year’s Flow.
Souleymane’s Story (Boris Lojkine, 2025): 3/5
On the minus side, it’s heavily indebted to the Dardennes. On the plus side, it’s heavily indebted to the Dardennes.
Rental Family (Hikari, 2025): 3/5
A bizarrely gormless performance from Brendan Frazier—he has “innocent sincerity” turned up to 11. On the minus side, it’s heavily indebted to the Hirokazu Kore-eda. On the plus side, it’s heavily indebted to the Hirokazu Kore-eda.
Wicked: For Good (Jon M. Chu, 2025): 3/5
I took a gummy, and watched this—and ended up liking it. No one is more surprised than me (having abhorred the experience of the second act when I saw the play the Pantages). Colorful, fun, and more coherent that part one.
* Anaconda (Tom Gormican, 2025): 3/5
Paper thin, and the comic timing is somewhat off—but swift and a fine night at the movies for the whole family. At this point, Jack Black is certainly Jack’s favorite actor. Black’s star has risen so far that here he somewhat convincingly plays the alpha to Paul Rudd’s (!) beta.
Steve (Tim Mielants, 2025): 2.5/5
Cillian Murphy is terrific, but this anxiously empathetic story of a school for emotionally challenged teens too often feels like a senior thesis play at The London School for Overacting. Thank God it was only 90 minutes.
Jane Austin Wrecked My Life (Laura Piani, 2025): 2.5/5
A mid romance with a slightly annoying protagonist. Cliches abound, but it’s about someone who adores Jane Austen novels, so I guess it’s meta? Thank God it was only 90 minutes.
Megadoc (Mike Figgis, 2025): 2/5
Whatever you think about Megapolis, at least it’s eccentric—a quality that this documentary could use more of. Instead, there’s nothing that sets this above the average DVD extra feature.
Dangerous Animals (Sean Byrne, 2025): 2/5
The characters and kills are colorful, but this is mostly a brutal and uninteresting woman-taken-captive-in-a-cage movie. The third act couldn’t (and didn’t) come fast enough. Would be into to seeing the protagonist and antagonist in a better movie.
Sinners, rw (Ryan Coogler, 2025): 2/5
I’m sweeping back the tide here, but this movie continues to not work for me. Broadly cartoonish Southern accents. Self-righteous contrast of “good” blues music (yuk!) with “bad” Irish jig music (also yuk). That scene where they interrogate at great length a guy who has been wandering around outside as to why he needs to be invited in AFTER they have seen a vampire munch up one of the twins and run away. Then they all just die anyway. AND after all the vampires and other characters are dead, the surviving twin deliberately manufactures a suicide mission to kill clan members (??) with a machine gun (???).
Now You See Me: Now You Don’t (Ruben Fleischer, 2025): 1.5/5
Every decision seems to have been made to play optimally in China—incredibly broad in terms of plot, characters, use of CGI, and acting/mugging. Jack liked it a lot—and for the same reason I liked The Sting when I saw it when I was his age: It’s fun to be tricked by a movie. As in The Sting, they are fooling a character on screen, but also the audience. When all is revealed, it feels like magic. Unfortunately, this one is more like The Stink.
Match (Danishka Esterhazy, 2025): 1.5/5
Some of the reveals are amusing, but this is mostly broad and uninteresting woman-taken-captive-in-a-cage movie. The third act couldn’t (and didn’t) come fast enough.
The Friend (David Siegel, Scott McGehee, 2025): 1.5/5
This one’s a real dog (yuk yuk). Plods along and lacks spark. Many, many cuts to the dog’s droll reaction to things.
The Rip (Joe Carnahan, 2026): 3/5
A well-told story about shifting loyalties among good cops and bad ones. Has some similarities to (slight spoiler) the above-mentioned The Sting. I have come to like (and to a certain extent respect) Matt Damon, but I was surprised how much I liked Affleck here. Are these guys getting better at acting after all these years?
Terms of Endearment, rw (James L. Brooks, 1983): 5/5
Absolutely expert middlebrow. Debra Winger was never better—she’s wonderfully relaxed and charming. Perhaps heresy, but is this MacLaine’s best performance? The only possible alternatives are The Apartment and Some Came Running. (Although I’ve never seen The Children’s Hour).
Great Expectations (Alfonso Cuarón, 1998): 3/5
Unconvincingly updates Dicken’s plot to the contemporary NYC art scene (but couldn’t they have gotten a semi-decent artist to create Ethan Hawke’s supposed canvases—what’s here is ludicrous). Leaves out some of my favorite bits from the book (like when Ms. Dinsmore and her rotting wedding dress goes up in flames), but it retains the book’s young-adult-ish naivete (not a compliment). Patrow is perfectly cast as someone so remote and poised that she could come from a box (compliment).
Friday, January 16, 2026
The Voice of Hind Rajab (Kaouther Ben Hania, 2025): 4/5
My Favorite Films | First Quarter of the 21st Century
Requiem for a Dream (Darren Aronofsky, 2000)
Code Unknown (Michael Haneke, 2000)
In the Mood for Love (Wong Kar Wai, 2000)
Training Day (Antoine Fuqua, 2001)
Mulholland Drive (David Lynch, 2001)
Amelie (Jean Pierre Jeaunet, 2001)
Irreversible (Gaspar Noe, 2002)
Birth (Johnathan Glazer, 2004)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Michel Gondry, 2004)
Cache (Michael Haneke, 2005)
Grizzly Man (Werner Herzog, 2005)
The New World (Terrence Malick, 2005)
Children of Men (Alfonso Cuaron, 2006)
Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair (Quentin Tarantino, 2006)
Sicko (Michael Moore, 2007)
There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2007)
The Diving Bell and the Butterfly (Julian, Schnabel, 2007)
Bright Star (Jane Campion, 2009)
Exit Through the Gift Shop (Banksy, 2010)
The Tree of Life (Terrence Malick, 2011)
House of Tolerance (Bertrand Bonello, 2011)
Under the Skin (Jonathan Glazer, 2013)
Interstellar (Christopher Nolan, 2014)
Carol (Todd Haynes, 2015)
The Witch (Robert Eggers, 2015)
OJ: Made in America (Ezra Edelman, 2016)
Annihilation (Alex Garland, 2018)
Portrait of a Lady on Fire (Celine Sciamma, 2019)
The Father (Florian Zeller, 2020)
Memoria (Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2021)
Marcel the Shell with Shoes On (Dean Fleischer Camp, 2021)
Licorice Pizza (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2021)
Skinamarink (Kyle Edward Ball, 2022)
Anora (Sean Baker, 2024)
Wednesday, December 31, 2025
Favorite 36 Films of the First Quarter of the 21st Century
The Royal Tenenbaums (Wes Anderson, 2001)
Mulholland Drive (David Lynch, 2001)
Spirited Away (Hayao Miyazaki, 2001)
Elephant (Gus Van Sant, 2003)
Los Angeles Plays Itself (Thom Andersen, 2003)
I Heart Huckabees (David O. Russell, 2004)
Tropical Malady (Apichatpong Weerasethakul, 2004)
Still Life (Jia Zhangke, 2006)
There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2007)
No Country for Old Men (Joel and Ethan Coen, 2007)
Secret Sunshine (Lee Chang-dong, 2007)
Hot Rod (Akiva Schaffer, 2007)
Bright Star (Jane Campion, 2009)
Sweetgrass (Ilisa Barbash and Lucien Castaing-Taylor, 2009)
Meek’s Cutoff (Kelly Reichardt, 2010)
The Kid with a Bike (Jean-Pierre and Luc Dardenne, 2011)
House of Tolerance (Bertrand Bonello, 2011)
Under the Skin (Jonathan Glazer, 2013)
Boyhood (Richard Linklater, 2014)
Whiplash (Damien Chazelle, 2014)
Kaili Blues (Bi Gan, 2015)
Arrival (Denis Villeneuve, 2016)
Paterson (Jim Jarmusch, 2016)
Sing Street (John Carney, 2016)
A Ghost Story (David Lowery, 2017)
First Reformed (Paul Schrader, 2017)
The Rider (Chloé Zhao, 2017)
Roma (Alfonso Cuarón, 2018)
Midsommar (Ari Aster, 2019)
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (Quentin Tarantino, 2019)
Portrait of a Lady on Fire (Céline Sciamma, 2019)
Small Axe (Steve McQueen, 2020)
No Bears (Jafar Panahi, 2022)
Anatomy of a Fall (Justine Triet, 2023)
Poor Things (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2023)
Challengers (Luca Guadagnino, 2024)