* Hoppers (Daniel Chong, 2026): 3/5
Overstuffed but swift. At the end of a half hour, the conflict seems to come to the point where most movies end. But the movie keeps coming up with additional crises.
Send Help (Sam Raimi, 2026): 3/5
Rachel McAdams killing a wild boar with a hand-carved stake is my fetish.
Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice (BenDavid Grabinski, 2026): 3/5
A Tarantino knock-off, plus time travel. Likable and diverting, if paper thin.
Paul McCartney: Man on the Run (Morgan Neville, 2026): 3/5
The best part is in the first twenty minutes, where Paul McCartney is demonstrably unsure of how he should proceed. This is the person whose first solo single repeats the line, “Maybe I’m a lonely man in the middle of something he doesn’t really understand.” Once he gets back on his feet, the doc is a mad rush through the next ten years, justifying and smoothing all of his choices. For what it’s worth, I like these McCartney albums while also thinking that none of them are better than the worst Beatles album.
Pillion (Harry Lighton, 2026): 2.5/5
Surprisingly unengaging despite the titillation and intrigue of the gay BDSM milieu. It’s a bummer that our protagonist’s love interest doesn’t seem to care much for him—and I would feel the same no matter the gender. A bloodless affair.
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (Nia DaCosta, 2026): 2.5/5
The zombie stuff goes all Day of the Dead, with trying to communicate with the zombies and revive their humanity and all. But most of the movie is about how horrible a Road Warrior-like band of humans are. The big set-piece involving Iron Maiden should have worked for me but didn’t.
Good Luck, Have Fun, Don’t Die (Gore Verbinski, 2026): 2/5
Big-swing sci-fi satire, in the vein of Brazil but without its scale and romanticism or Everything Everywhere All at Oncebut without its volcanic spew of ideas.
The Outfit (John Flynn, 1973): 3.5/5
I watched this because it’s an adaptation of a book by Richard Stark (see below)—and indeed it nails Stark’s stripped down and ruthless tone. A good movie if you like to watch tough guys point revolvers at one another and transfer other people’s money from safes to bags. But then again I could watch Robert Duval, Joe Don Baker, Robert Ryan, Karen Black and Tim Carey read the phone book.
Big City Blues (Mervyn LeRoy, 1932): 3.5/5
The plot of a young man moving to NYC from the sticks and getting bamboozled and over his head is a bit tiresome, but the film has a great, long party scene that takes up nearly half of the film’s running time, involves Humphrey Bogart himself, and ends in murder. Joan Blondel stands out: “that’s one girl I could recognize from behind.” Drunken debauchery, murder, suicide, a woman reading the then-scandalous lesbian novel The Well of Loneliness, and a reference to cross-dressing establish the film’s pre-Code bona fides.
Five Star Final (Mervyn LeRoy, 1931): 3/5
Edward G. Robinson plays a newspaper editor who digs up a long-forgotten story about a murderess, with tragic consequences—proving people have been complaining about the media for at least 95 years (to little effect). A couple of explicit references to boobs and two (!) suicides (just off screen) establish the film’s pre-Code bona fides.
Heat Lightning (Mervyn LeRoy, 1934): 3.5/5
A dozen strangers—including a couple of bank robbers, some rich girls, a sheriff, a huge Mexican family, and the two tough women who run the place and do a bunch of things the men don’t think women can or should do—collect in a diner in the middle of the desert. Like Five Star Final, this has a large and colorful cast. The two women who own the diner are strong and complex women who very much have sex with two obviously bad men, establishing the film’s pre-Code bona fides. A guy dies in closeup; last words: “Who cares” (!!)
Breathless, rw (Jim McBride, 1983): 4.5/5
Today (as opposed to when I saw, and quite loved, it in the theater when I was 16) I can see that Richard Gere’s Jesse is an adolescent/childish vision of a man. But I still find Gere and the film endlessly sexy, romantic and watchable. The less said about Valérie Kaprisky, the better, but Gere is a goddamn wonder: thrillingly handsome, charismatic, and always in motion physically and emotionally.
Andor, Season 1 (Tony Gilroy, et al, 2022): 2/5
Touted by many as the best TV of the year, but I don’t get it. The drama involves among other things breaking into a fortress and then out of a high-tech prison—but never really manages to ratchet up much tension. And all the Star Warsfan-service is pure distraction.
How to Shoot a Ghost, 27m (Charlie Kaufman, 2025): 1.5/5
Jackals & Fireflies, 20m (Charlie Kaufman, 2023): 1.5
Two poetic bores. The poet/screenwriter, Eva H.D., appears in Jackals, and is pretty cute. I sincerely hope she’s Kaufman’s girlfriend (alas, there is no public affirmation).
C’est la Vie, 8m (Ari Aster, 2016): 2/5
A self-lacerating (and generally lacerating) direct address monologue by a homeless person over a couple dozen tableau. Funny (ish) and caustic (ish).
The Turtle’s Head, 12m (Ari Aster, 2014): 3/5
An eventually-funny parody of detective fiction where the investigation of the case becomes overwhelmed by the detective’s obsession that his dick is shrinking.
Basically, 15m (Ari Aster, 2014): 2/5
A self-lacerating (and generally lacerating) direct address monologue by a would-be actress over a couple dozen tableau. Funny (ish) and caustic (ish).
Munchausen, 17m (Ari Aster, 2013): 3/5
Bonnie Bedelia (!) plays a monstrously overbearing and narcissistic mother, an Aster signature.
The Strange Thing about the Johnsons, 30m (Ari Aster, 2011): 3.5/5
A terrifically fucked-up story of a son sexually abusing his father (!!). You can’t say that Aster doesn’t have balls.
Beau, 7m (Ari Aster, 2011): 3/5
The source of the stolen suitcase bit—and the general air of anxiety and homicide—from Beau is Afraid.
Herman’s Cure-All Tonic (Ari Aster, 2008): 2.5/5
Harold collects the green goo being excreted by his dying father and sells it to people as a cure-all medicine.
Arnulf Rainer, 7m (Peter Kubelka, 1960): 2/5
Snapping rapidly back-and-forth between all-black and all-white at different cadences, with either white noise or silence on the soundtrack. Primal!
BOOK NOOK (too too precious!!)
Howl’s Moving Castle (Diana Wynne Jones, 1986)
Jack read this for his English class at school, so I read it too. It was published after a couple of Miyazaki’s masterpieces, but it still could plausibly be the origin of so much of the director’s sensibility—where everything is peacefully mutable and a projection of the (child) protagonist’s anxious and changing subconscious. (Or at least I THINK that’s partly what’s going on in Totoro, Spirited Away, Ponyo, and The Boy and the Heron.)
The Seventh (Richard Stark, 1966)
The very definition of lean and mean. Tightlipped Parker just participated in a heist at a football stadium and is holding the money. After a couple of days of holing up in an apartment with a girl, he walks to the corner store for some cigarettes and when he comes back, the girl is dead and the money is gone. Stark’s 24 Parker novels were adapted into Boorman’s Point Blank, John Flynn’s The Outfit (see above), as well as Goddard’s Made in U.S.A. (from 1968. How have I not seen this??).