Monday, June 17, 2019

The Perfection (Richard Shepard, 2018): 2.5/5 
More like THE FUN AND SUPER UNEXPECTED FIRST ACT THAT GIVES WAY TO AN HOUR OF PURE NONSENSE AND A NICE FINAL SHOT.

Shoplifters (Hirokazu Koreeda, 2018): 3.5/5
Koreeda’s films are like hugs until they punch you in the heart.

Medium Cool (Haskell Wexler, 1969): 2.5/5
Technically brilliant, though Wexler's lefty politics and a scattershot approach ensure incoherence. Probably the closest we've ever gotten to an American Godard film.

rewatched Lola Montes (Max Ophuls, 1955): 3.5/5
Lola Montes, Who Can Recall Her Past Lays.

One-Eyed Jacks (Marlon Brando, 1961): 3.5/5
Brando's one and only film as a director is as interesting as its troubled production. A fascinating blend of traditional movie production values and the more emotive, revisionist efficacy of the New Hollywood movement that began spurring into action around this time. The last ever film shot in VistaVision, it marks an intriguing crossover period between the two eras. And Brando's eye for detail and framing is superb, some of the shots look like something John Ford could have done and the gorgeous coastal California landscape is captured in all its rugged glory. The film's pungent overall, with enough signs of a controlling intelligence to make you wish that he'd directed more than one film.

The Changeling (Peter Medak, 1980): 2/5
Now I can finally stop mistaking this movie for Angelina Jolie's child abduction flick!

I, Daniel Blake (Ken Loach, 2016): 2.5/5
Good until that pronounced third-act nosedive. It's like someone accidentally pressed a button that switched on Shameless Hack Mode.

Trilogy of Terror (Dan Curtis, 1975): 2/5
Karen Black aside and her different wigs, the stories aren't all that interesting, except for the Zuni fetish doll segment of course.

Greta (Neil Jordan, 2018): 3/5
You've seen at least 95% of what follows Act One like, 195 times. Extra star for Isabelle Huppert. She can spit gum in my hair anytime.

Downhill Racer (Michael Ritchie, 1969): 1/5
This is maybe the thinnest New Hollywood anti-hero character study I've ever seen.

Darling (Micky Keating, 2015): 1.5/5
New Rule: if a young filmmaker wants to make a Polanski or Lynch riff, they should be required to submit a 2,000 word minimum essay explaining that they understand what makes those movies work.

Replicas (Jeffrey Nachmanoff, 2019): 1/5
“Entertainment Studios Motion Pictures” is what you call your distribution company when you want to launder money.

Destroyer (Karyn Kusama, 2018): 2.5/5
Nicole Kidman broods in THEY LIVE ghoul makeup and drives around sunburnt LA, trading contemptuous handjobs for intel and viciously pistol-whipping fools. Familiar pulp noir junk, but with a female antihero; it doesn't reinvent the wheel, but the novelty does add some interest.

The Happy Prince (Rupert Everett, 2018): 1/5
 Oscar Wilde would have hated this.

The Children Are Watching Us (Vittorio De Sica, 1944): 2.5/5
The children are watching Kramer vs. Kramer only 35 years earlier. Early De Sica film is very domestic, middle-class, and not terribly involving. Made in the summer of 1942 months before the Americans invaded. You'd hardly know there was a war going on anywhere.

The Night Porter (Liliana Cavani, 1974): 2/5
Somehow got the impression many years ago that this is offensively salacious, but its provocation begins and ends at the logline. Mostly it's tastefully dull.

rewatched Pulp Fiction (Quentin Tarantino, 1994): 5/5
You'd think having this memorized would rob it of its spontaneity.

Aladdin (Guy Ritchie, 2019): 2/5
Weird that Guy Ritchie watched the beloved 1992 Disney animated classic Aladdin and thought “you know what this needs?? A breakdancing scene, a love interest for the genie, and a really awful princess jasmine solo song”

My Winnipeg (Guy Maddin, 2007): 2.5/5
Absurd and wry. Takes about 20 minutes to kick in, or at least for the viewer to adjust to its unique presentation. I like the concept and certain individual plot points, but something about the film just didn't click or resonate with me. IDK maybe I'd like it more if I was Canadian. 

Wednesday, June 5, 2019


Widows (Steve McQueen, 2018): 2/5
Unsatisfying as either social commentary or heist film. Agree with Michelle that Elizabeth Debicki’s height is the movie’s best special effect.

Hale County This Morning, This Evening (RaMell Ross, 2018): 2.5/5
I’m a great champion of documentaries in the poetic mode, but this one didn’t do much for me.

The Favourite (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2018): 3.5/5
Everything in the world is about sex except sex, which is about power. The bunnies were the greatest symbols/images from 2018 (that weren’t in Roma), but I still prefer the provocative and bananas The Killing of a Sacred Deer.

Vox Lux (Brady Corbet, 2018): 2/5
It didn’t earn the evocation of mass shootings for emotional effect—or even address it, really. I was disappointed in Natalie Portman’s multi-accented performance. And what exactly was I supposed to be feeling during the final concert? Was it a triumph or an empty spectacle? Do you think the director knows?

Green Book (Peter Farrelly, 2018): 2.5/5
I get its mild but broad, sit-commy appeal. What I don’t get are the people who exited the theater exhilarated and thrilled. I read about these people!!

Juliet, Naked (jesse Peretz, 2018): 3/5
Entertaining and forgettable. A good performance from Ethan Hawke and a terrible one from (the usually reliable) Chris O’Dowd.

Vertigo, rw (Alfred Hitchcock, 1958): 5/5
He just can’t help himself. He just has to lose her all over again. Watched with Veronica.

The Line Up  (Don Siegel, 1958): 3/5
Another movie from 1958 featuring great footage of late-50s San Francisco. This one’s an OK police procedural with a fun performance by Eli Wallach as a psychopathic hit man. #ColumbiaNoir

Murder by Contract (Irving Lerner, 1958): 4/5
The first (?) of the stoic, sociopathic killers/criminals with a code/method—preceding Pickpocket, Le Samourai, Taxi Driver. One of Scorsese’s favs. #ColumbiaNoir

Inglorious Basterds, rw (Quentin Tarantino, 2009): 3/5
More of a collection of scenes than a movie. Thanks to my low expectations, it was more entertaining than I remembered. Watched with Rosa.

The Holy Mountain, rw (Alejandro Jodorowsky, 2973): 5/5
“Your sacrifice completes my sanctuary of one thousand testicles.”

Missing Link (Chris Butler, 2019): 2.5/5
What exec thought a kids movie needed Zach Galifianakis’ brand of melancholy self-hatred?

High Life (Clair Denis, 2019): 2.5/5
All the big symbols are left unmentioned: like the ship (in a movie obsessed with pregnancy) serving as a seed travelling toward the great round void/womb of a black hole. What’s left is quite a lot of bizarre, unmotivated behavior.

The Return of the Jedi (Richard Marquand, 1983): 2.5/5
Watched this with Jack on May 4 (Star Wars day). He was excited at the prospect of a movie with Han Solo, Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker but was only sporadically entertained, even by the (fucking) Ewoks. Also really weird that it contains a bunch of shots not in the original but still (now) outdated and bad-looking.

Cold Water (Olivier Assayas, 1994): 3/5
A victim of the overhype of the unobtainable. Unavailable for many years because of the (pretty great) use of music in a (pretty great) party scene. At one point, they start a song over and listen to it again. When have you ever seen that?

High Maintenance, Season 3 (Ben Sinclair & Katja Blichfield, 2019): 3.5/5
Continues to feature my favorite tone of any show on TV: warm, funny, open to the unexpected, and interested in people of all description. This season was less consistent than the two previous, but the (ahem) highs were just as high.

The Last of Sheila (Herbert Ross, 1973): 3/5
A sort-of parody of Agatha Christie penned by Stephen Sondheim and Tony Perkins, with all the puzzly self-satisfaction that that suggests. All is not as it seems, you see? Richard Benjamin proves once again why he’s one of the most unlikely stars in movie history.

The Bay (Barry Levinson, 2012): 2.5/5
Not as horrific as Levinson’s Toys.

Dragged Across Concrete (S. Craig Zahler, 2019): 4.5/5
My favorite movie this year so far, and one of the best movies ever in the Tarantino mold. Funny and novelistic. A great performance from Gibson, full of anger and self-loathing.

Thief, rw (Michael Mann, 1981): 4/5
I saw this in the theater when I was 13, and I can’t really see it as anything other than really cool. Cool music, cool visuals and cool performances by Caan, Weld and (the great) Robert Prosky. Influential.

Barry, Season 2 (Alec Berg & Bill Hader, 2019): 3.5/5
Very amusing. Hader, Stephen Root, and Henry Winkler are all aces.



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