Tuesday, April 5, 2022

  

Drive My Car (Ryusuke Hamaguchi, 2021): 3.5/5

The central conceit of how the Uncle Vanya’s dialogue relates to our movie’s plot and characters is really masterful. I was expecting something kind of empty, with long drives and enigmatic silences, but this was traditionally engaging. 

 

Uncle Vanya (Ian Rickson, 2020): 3.5/5

Watching Drive My Car, I was concerned that I was missing stuff thematically because I know zero about Uncle Vanya. But actually, for the most part, the film tells you what you need to know via context clues, and the Vanya dialogue is pretty re-contexualized. The Uncle Vanya scenes that play out in Drive My Car seem sexy, but in fact the play concerns a debauched and lethargic family dynasty petering out—and the subsequent realization that one’s life is meaningless and, worse, over. 

 

Vanya on 42nd Street (Louis Malle, 1994): 3.5/5

I was hoping for some comment or analysis or interpretation or extension of the play but no, this is simply a performance of it. Nicely understated, since it’s an adaptation of the language by Mamet. 

 

Jackass Forever (Jeff Tremaine, 2022): 2.5/5

Keep your finger hovering over the skip-forward button, and you can have a pretty fun 22 minutes. 

 

After Yang (Kogonada, 2022): 2/5

Could robots have a soul, and if so would it be made up of/demonstrated by memory plus emotion plus self-identify plus the love of others or some shit. 

 

The Adam Project (Shawn Levy, 2022): 3/5

Indefensible sci-fi garbage that nevertheless hooked me with basic bitch father/son dynamics. I swear that during the two parts that made me tear up, I didn’t even hear the dialogue. I was just responding to the situation, facial expressions and music—and filling it in with memories and impressions of my life with my dad and/or with Jack. That’s cinema, but How Humiliating!

 

Nine Days (Edson Oda, 2021): 3.5/5

A guy has to choose what kind of person, from a dozen candidates, should be born on Earth. Compelling throughout. They say that the mark of a good director is that all the performances are good (as here, especially Zazie Beetz). I found the ending to be transcendent, but your mileage may vary. 

 

Beyond the infinite Two Minutes (Junta Yamaguchi, 2020): 3/5

A computer allows the characters to see two minutes into the future. Low-stakes fun as they spin out the sci-fi possibilities. 

 

Amour (Michael Haneke, 2012): 4.5/5

In the cinema of clarity and commonplace brutality, it’s a masterpiece. Basic, primal, universal. 

 

White Ribbon (Michael Haneke, 2009): 4/5

Explicitly declares that it is going to diagnose how we get WWII and the Holocaust, then presents us with three kinds of circa-WW1 German men, with all their feelings of superiority, god-complex, self-righteousness and fixation on innocence/purity — inflicted on their children, who express everything that is repressed. A lot to think about, and expressed swiftly and dramatically.

 

Rancho Deluxe (Frank Perry, 1975): 2/5

A hazy-dazy movie, full of dumb and likablly handsome young rustlers, driving faded pick-ups around Montana. Script (barely) written by Thomas McGuane. 

 

Dodes’ka-den (Akira Kurosawa, 1970): 2/5

Very much a filmed play, with all the long monologues and artificiality that implies. Traditional Japanese theatre acting, including slow movement and exaggerated face work. The abstract plane of action (a stagy garbage dump) reminds one of Beckett, but this movie lacks humor. 

 

The Adventures of Prince Achmed (Lotte Reiniger, 1926): 3.5/5

The supposedly first animated movie is all silhouettes, although there are all kinds of grey-scale backgrounds as well as evocative blues, reds, greens and yellows. (Right up there on the screen In 1923). Beautiful design, Tabu-like naked-lady bathing, witches, racist depictions of Chinese and Arabic characters, and plenty of other delights. 

 

Miracle in Milan (Vittorio De Sica, 1951): 3/5

The Holy Fool of Gump (and unfortunately just as facile) crossed with the what-are-you -gonna-do generosity and gagginess of Tati, with a dash of radical humanism. Wish-fulfillment in troubled times. Honestly, I don’t have a taste for these fairy tale films (like Demy’s Donkey Skin, of which this is a neo-real cousin).  

 

Train Again, 20 mins. (Peter Tscherkassky, 2021): 3.5/5

I have some doubts about its conceptual discipline/rigor, but it’s a pretty good experience. 

 

In the Cut (Jane Campion, 2003): 3.5/5

Genuinely hot and sexy and also actually disturbing, with a pretty bleak and paranoid outlook. It compares favorably to Pakula’s Klute.

 

Quai des Orfèvres (Henri-Georges Clouzot, 1947): 3.5/5

There’s a murder that both our protagonists seem guilty of. Will the sharp-eyed police detective find the right man? Smart entertainment. 

 

The Second Mother (Anna Muylaert, 2015): 3/5

A maid lives in the home of a wealthy family, but when her estranged daughter also comes to live there, all the relationships and power dynamics shift. Schematic. 

 

 

Pre-1978 Agnes Varda Film Fest

Varda is a magpie or gleaner of styles, perspectives, and strategies—a genius of spontaneous and mutating order. She doesn’t take any premise seriously for long, and changes rules frequently. This must madden The Formalists. 

 

La Pointe-Courte (Agnès Varda, 1955): 3/5

A talkfest with a strong sense of place, as a couple on the rocks wanders around a fishing village, past boats, nets, cats and fishermen and women of every shape. Comparable to early Bergman and Rossellini’s Journey to Italy (from the previous year). Varda says she was telling two stories that never interact (inspired by Faulkner’s Wild Palms), but the fishermen’s story isn’t exactly a narrative and comes off as mere scene-setting. 

 

Cléo From 5 to 7, rw (Agnès Varda, 1962): 3.5/5

Cléo from 5 to 7: Remembrances and Anecdotes, 36 mins (Agnès Varda, 2005): 3.5/5

Enjoyed the original as a hangout on the streets, apartments and parks of Paris. But the follow-up documentary Remembrances bumps it a half point for helping me see it as a reflection on deeper issues of seeing and being seen, as well as the inexorable movement of time. 

 

Le Bonheur (Agnès Varda, 1965): 4.5/5

Packed with beauty and spontaneity. Cut together in a new way and churning with new feelings. Deserves to be in the conversation with the other New Wave Masterpieces. The man at the center is a bummer but the storytelling a big wow. 

 

Les Creatures (Agnès Varda, 1966): 3/5

Nutty science fiction about a guy who is controlling people in a village, plus meta-fiction stuff about the sadistic role of an author in the lives of his characters. An eccentric use of Catherine Deneuve (as a mute), Michel Piccoli (with a huge scar/gash running down the middle of his forehead), and (Bergman’s) Eva Dahlbeck. 

 

Elsa la Rose, 20 mins (Agnès Varda, 1966): 2/5

Banal portrait of the wife of surrealist poet Louis Aragon, who was also a writer. I know no more about why I should care about them than before I watched the film. 

 

Black Panthers, 28 mins (Agnès Varda, 1968): 2.5/5

A time capsule rather than an interrogation. 

 

Lions Love (Agnès Varda, 1969): 2/5

An acid-addled stumble through Hollywood in June of 1968. Charmless characters but great wallpaper. “There never was a Hollywood. It’s just a mining camp with service from the Ritz.”

 

Nausicaa (Agnès Varda, 1971): 4/5

A kaleidoscopic probing at the Greek civil war in 1968, which accuses the U.S. of installing a government performing an anti-intellectual, military-based coup and purge, plus torture. With intersecting fiction parts plus interviews of actual participants, news footage, breaking the fourth wall, Brechtian satiric parts, etc. Yet, it’s by far the most grounded and emotional of all the New Wave 68 Marxist movies I’ve seen. 

 

Plaisir d’Amour en Iran, 6 mins (Agnès Varda, 1976): 3/5

An excerpt from One Sings, the Other Doesn’t, which should have just be incorporated into that film. Our two lovers contemplate Iranian architecture and poetry. 

 

One Sings, the Other Doesn’t (Agnès Varda, 1977): 4.5/5

A French hippy masterpiece and a blatantly political film—warmly feminist about girls doing it for themselves. Tells the story of two women over a decade, and fills it with moments between women that seem like secrets that no men talk about and I’m not even supposed to know. Not as formally inventive as Le Bonheur, but on the other hand for a while this an epistolary narrative as well as a stealth musical with decent songs and dance. Is there a song about the women on a tour boat in Amsterdam who were all there from France to get legal abortions? A definitive yes.

 

 

Akerman Mini-Mini-Fest

I’m good with these female directors undermining narrative constraints and setting off in bold or even odd new directions. 

 

Sauté ma ville, 13 mins (Chantal Akerman, 1968): 3/5

For some reason this 18-year-old doesn’t seem satisfied with the boxed food she is given to eat, the cooking she must do, the cleaning and beauty products that make her and her home pretty. 

 

La Chambre, 11 mins (Chantal Akerman, 1972): 3/5

A chair with a red velour back, a breakfast table, a teapot, curtains, a woman looking out guardedly, possibly masterbating, later fondling an apple meaningfully, the rhyme of a red chair, a lamp.  

 

News from Home (Chantal Akerman, 1976): 3.5/5

Mother’s letters add pathos, yet I can’t imagine a more mundane depiction of NYC. Perhaps this is the point (alienation: discuss). I wonder whether native New Yorkers are seeing a lot of Then vs Now stuff, lost on me. 

 

 

Movies I Avoided for Decades Because I Thought They Were Going to Be Bad, and I Was Right

 

The Producers (Mel Brooks, 1967): 1.5/5

I realize comedy is subjective and that it’s not cool to judge anti gay and anti-trans jokes by todays standards, but really this movie stinks on ice. If it’s not funny, their strategy is to say it louder—and believe me, there’s a LOT of yelling in this movie. 

 

The Party (Blake Edwards, 1968): 2/5

There is a lot of Tati here and Clouseau obviously. However, Hulot retains his dignity because he seems to ignore or not care about other people’s opinions of him, and Clouseau continues to consider himself the world’s greatest detective no matter the evidence. On the other hand, this character seems fully aware of how personally humiliating his misadventures are. Notice, I didn’t even mention the brown-face Sellers wears throughout. Why did this character have to be Indian except because the creators think Indians are funny?

 

The Ghost and Mrs Muir (Joseph L. Mankiewicz, 1947): 2/5

At least three disgusting men behaving leeringly toward a pretty modern Gene Tierney. “My dear, since Eve picked the apple, no woman has ever been taken entirely unawares. When a woman is kissed, it’s because deep down she wants to be kissed,” says the gross ghost sea captain Rex Harrison, who led a “very manly life.” In the end she is in love with a very Trumpian image of a manly man, who tells it like it is—a man who, in the movie, literally doesn’t exist any more. 

 

A Simple Plan (Sam Raimi, 1998): 2/5

A Predetermined Slog

 

Head (Bob Rafelson, 1968): 2/5

Skips jokelessly through a series of genres, including the western, war movie, boxing flick, adventure, horror, with toothless satire of advertising and the manufactured identities and cameos by Timothy Carey, Jack Nicholson, Zappa and Victor Mature (??) in a series of ascots. With some head-shop use of color and negative-image. Good songs, though.

Saturday, April 2, 2022

 Museum Hours (Jem Cohen, 2012): 2/5

For, you see, life itself is a museum, and it's always open.
GACK.
Basically it played to me like a feature-length extension of American Beauty's swirling plastic bag. If everything is interesting and worthy of attention, as Jem Cohen insists, then nothing is, I would argue.

CODA (Sian Heder, 2021): 3/5
Major Hallmark/Disney Channel Original Movie vibes. So very "yeah it's sweet!" it's no wonder the Academy was powerless.

Deep Water (Adrian Lyne, 2022): 2/5
Poly people will name their daughter Trixie and keep snails as pets, next thing you know they’re murdering.

Everything Everywhere All At Once (Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert, 2022): 4/5
Charlie Kaufman’s multiverse-Tree of Life, if made for Adult Swim.
Has a lot of heart, is weird/kooky but stays fully committed to the bit. An undeniable feat of filmmaking in terms of editing and creativity. Extra star for having Michelle Yeoh at the helm.

Ascension (Jessica Kingdon, 2021): 4/5
Poetry in the absurd. With minimal dialogue and no narration, this documentary still provides a nuanced (and occasionally pointed) exploration of supply, demand, and consumption on a truly mind-boggling scale. There is so much here that’s indelible - that opening scene of the hunt where jobs are classified as “standing up” or “sitting down,” the sex doll factory, the drill team salute, the butler academy, the indoor amusement park, the video game room, the fancy party, the lipstick made for female soldiers, the final shots of the misty waterfront, and above all the rules for hugging.

After Yang (Kogonada, 2021): 3/5
The opening credits scene is better than the movie itself. Narrative is underwhelming and way too ruminative with underwritten characters. Points for the production design, perfectly framed cinematography, and skillfully utilized special effects though.

Turning Red (Domee Shi, 2022): 2.5/5
Whatever it's a film for kids. (No big sin, of course.)

Carnival of Souls (Herk Harvey, 1962): 3/5
Not much to this apart from its eerie, somnambulistic vibe, though admittedly it is sometimes potent.

X (Ti West, 2022): 2/5
Horny grandma commits crimes. Didn't absolutely hate it like I have Ti West's previous films so there's that. Some ok gore and Mia Goth's side boob shots are the highlights.

The Tinder Swindler (Felicity Morris, 2022): 1/5
Why would a billionaire be on tinder? Why didn’t the women say “ask your billionaire dad for money”?? Why would Netflix think I would sympathize with people who willingly got involved with someone they thought was either an arms dealer, a Mossad agent or the heir to a fortune built through owning diamond mines in Angola and building settlements in the West Bank???

Dick Johnson is Dead (Kirsten Johnson, 2021): 4/5
Someone explain to my tear-drenched t-shirt why this is being marketed as a zany comedy??? What's depicted here without question is one of my greatest fears. Sure, I found myself wanting to do without the fantasy Heaven sequences and some of the other goofy bits...but really that was me resisting this as much as I could. "It would be so easy if loving only gave us the beautiful. But what loving demands is that we face the fear of losing each other. That when it gets messy we hold each other close. And when we can, we defiantly celebrate our brief moments of joy." By the finale I was powerless and destroyed in the best way.

Kimi (Steven Soderbergh, 2022): 3/5
Starts out very derivative but the groundwork gets laid for a fun third act. Seems to me Soderbergh's scaled back his ambition to the point where he may never make another truly great film, but at least he's finally stopped fucking around with goofy lenses.

Police Story (Jackie Chan, 1985): 3/5
In between the opening shantytown shootout/demolition derby and the truly astonishing climactic fight sequence, featuring stunts so insane that it's hard to believe the entire cast wasn't hospitalized for months afterward, is a solid hour that's virtually action-free, during which Chan cranks up the mugging and I remember why I've never been very motivated to catch up with his oeuvre. As always, what's funny is very much a matter of taste, so I can't argue with those who enjoy seeing Chan get hit in the face with a cake not once, not twice, but three times in the midst of a standard Three's Company scenario. I'm just never gonna fully embrace a movie that's 25% kinetic masterpiece and 75% static tedium.

The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (Michael Lehmann, 2022): 1/5
This had EVERY CHANCE to be a good parody. Decent cast, the budget was there. Unfortunately, it commits the cardinal sin for parody: it’s not clever. This cleaves so closely to the structure of the narratives it's trying to make fun of that there's no space for it to actually take a view on them. Its attempts at mimicking the genre's tropes come just too close to the high camp of the genre itself that they barely register. Just all around lazy, mishandled, and completely devoid of joy.

Lifeboat (Alfred Hitchcock, 1944): 3.5/5
What economy! As masterful an exercise in “single location” filmmaking as you’ll see, and we’re not talking about one house or one room, but one BOAT. A great Hitchcock picture that doesn’t get talked about nearly enough.

Clean, Shaven (Lodge Kerrigan, 1993): 1.5/5
Seems like this is in the Criterion Collection because it has the most sound editing in a movie. Otherwise it’s just kind of miserable and grating, which I get is probably the point, but doesn’t make it something I’d ever want to revisit.

Boiler Room (Ben Younger, 2000): 3/5
Part well-observed takedown of broker culture as an indictment of chauvinist capitalist excess and part formulaic daddy issues actor showcase. Well-realized moments, like when they watch "Wall Street," stand out and it has a unique place as a financial services movie in a pre-9/11 and pre-2007 mortgage crisis world. Extra half star for the very lovely Nia Long.

Hannibal Rising (Peter Webber, 2007): 1.5/5
Where Gong Li (poor Gong Li) teaches teenage Dr. Lecter (her nephew) Kendo so he can get revenge on the Nazis that ate his baby sister. Admittedly if this plot were, say, season 6 of the TV series, I might be more into it (transmedia forever). It already sort of looks like "Hannibal" anyway, with its self-consciously operatic chiaroscuro.

Red Dragon (Brett Ratner, 2002): 2.5/5
Expository wholesale re-staging of Mann's MANHUNTER with a name-brand cast, and what's worse Ratner occasionally pulling out Demme's confessional straight-into-camera close-ups for no other reason than to sew this up visually with THE SILENCE OF THE LAMBS. Only Fiennes really rescues this, bringing a frenzied physical menace to Dolarhyde where Tom Noonan was all imposing, quiet control.

Lucy and Desi (Amy Poehler, 2022): 3.5/5
Doesn't get beyond 101 territory but still sweetly made. Skip Being the Ricardos and just watch this doc instead.
Hot take: I Love Lucy is such a funny show.

Drive My Car (Ryusuke Hamaguchi, 2021): 2/5
Pretentious and exhausting. So last century. Stories concentrated on people’s idiosyncratic forms of grieving always stir me to some extent—this one didn't at all. Also, not really important, but I don't understand the point of subtitled multilingual theater. From what I can tell, the whole point of that discipline is to deliberately redirect viewers' attention to nonverbal cues; it's not clear to me what one gains merely from having actors converse in different tongues, while translating them all on a projected screen.

Princess Mononoke (Hayao Miyazaki, 1997): 2.5/5
I'm back to where I always end up with Miyazaki, feeling frustrated by what seem like purely random flourishes. My gut feeling is that he's a great animator but a bad storyteller. Since my knowledge of Japanese mythology is basically nil, however, what seems random and unsatisfying to me may well make perfect sense to others. In any case, I've never been able to just roll with the weirdness, as most of my peers have. They see a dazzling masterpiece; I see a prettier version of Takashi Miike's dumbfounding The Great Yokai War.

Black Moon (Louis Malle, 1975): 1/5
Few things are more painful than bad surrealism. There's virtually nothing here to either delight or disconcert. Just a bunch of naked children running wild, an old lady jabbering nonsense into a wireless radio, the occasional "talking" animal (mostly indecipherable grunting and squeaking), and Joe Dallesandro's presence as counterculture Ken doll. Dream logic has rarely been so prosaic, and if there's a less sensuous film about a young girl's sexual awakening (metaphorical or otherwise), may it thud right on past.

Summer of Sam (Spike Lee, 1999): 2.5/5
Another of Spike's rippers on trauma and tribalism and glimmering hope, only this one also has a talking dog.

Cop Land (James Mangold, 1997): 3/5
So many of these 90's indie crime dramas depend on Michael Rappaport being a dipshit who fucks it up for everyone.

Bad Lieutenant (Abel Ferrara, 1992): 2.5/5
Nothing but downward spiral, plus one agonized act of forgiveness. The early, iconic scene in which Lt. Bad staggers around naked, his face a mask of pain, arguably does more harm than good—it's certainly arresting and memorable, but it overwhelms what's otherwise a remarkably flat, almost procedural portrait of ingrained vice.

West Side Story (Steven Spielberg, 2021): 2/5
Ansel Elgort has to be stopped, now. I’m not doing this for another 20 years. If they had to put him in a musical, it should have been as a “Sound of Music” Nazi.
Anyway, Spielberg works his magic here and there, but it’s only 4 minutes longer than the original and it feels like at least 45.

Caveat (Damian McCarthy, 2020): 3/5
Interesting little flick; dug the aesthetic and the setting. Has a sort of Silent Hill element with the gritty, rundown house and uncanny, supernatural aspects. The plot is a little unfocused though; all the pieces are there but motivations and decisions feel off in a nonsensical way. Still, an engaging and promising debut.

The Hand of God (Paolo Sorrentino, 2021): 1.5/5
This is what I imagine people who’ve never seen foreign films are picturing when they say, “I don’t like foreign films.”