Tuesday, April 30, 2024

Problemista (Julio Torres, 2023): 4/5

"I STAND WITH BANK OF AMERICA." Hilarious, endearing, and imaginative. From Julio Torres, former SNL writer of the legendary "Papyrus" and "Cheques" sketches.

Scoop (Philip Martin, 2024): 2.5/5
I would reveal everything to Gillian Anderson.
Anyway, feel free to skip this and just watch the original trainwreck Prince Andrew interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKQi3wzNFGQ...

Spun (Jonas Akerlund, 2002) : 2/5
Drug-fueled and piss-stained early 00s hyperactive indie cinema bullshit, fun cast but I'm gonna need a shower after viewing this obnoxious trash because everyone here looks fucking disgusting.

Baby Reindeer (Weronika Tofilska, Jon Brittain, 2024) : 3.5/5
Fascinating, original, honest, and an unapologetically raw story. Just discovered Richard Gadd, but now I need to watch his one-man show that inspired this series. Great performances all around. This is a true example of turning our traumas into healing and art. It really exemplifies how messy being human is, how confusing it all can be and the rabbit holes of our own curiosity and empathy. Wish Netflix was doing more to promote this, truly a hidden gem in their oversaturated catalog of options.

Seagrass (Meredith Hama-Brown, 2023): 3.5/5
This coming of age tale about race, identity, and bad marriages surprisingly snuck up on me and stayed with me long after seeing it. I do wish it was mainly focused on the two young sisters and how they navigate their parents' struggling relationship. Which by the way, hats off to the wonderful children acting in Seagrass - such grounded and heartbreaking performances. The film is shaped by their world and they really bring life to an otherwise seen-before movie. (The sisters’ bond actually reminded me of my own two sweet little nieces, so much so that there were moments that left tears on my cheeks.)

Big Fish (Tim Burton, 2003): 2/5
Too sentimental by half, never as fanciful as it clearly wanted to be.

Snake Eyes (Brian De Palma, 1998): 2/5
Dazzling opening shot; pity about frickin' EVERYTHING else. Superlative style wasted on insipid content.

The Thin Red Line (Terrence Malick, 1998): 2.5/5
One part riveting, disconcerting masterpiece to two parts pretentious twaddle. Kinda like an Apocalypse Now in which EVERY character sounds like Kurtz. Of the enormous all-star cast, only Nick Nolte and Elias Koteas make an impression.

Love Lies Bleeding (Rose Glass, 2023): 3/5
Entertaining and sharp, a good looking film. I hope Rose Glass gets to make dozens of movies, she's really adept at it. The film though sometimes feels like a fetish object made for, well, someone who gets the shivers when they see Kristen Stewart with a mullet smoking or Katy O'Brian as a permed glamazon bodybuilder, neither of which send me. But I'm happy for all the genderqueer peeps out there who have a new favorite movie. They could do much worse.  

Stewart and O’Brian are great together. And Glass treats O'Brien the way von Sternberg treated Dietrich. I hope she finds more directors who know how to harness her star power.


Proxy (Zack Parker, 2013): 3/5 
Unpredictable/WTF is Going on Here psychological thriller hampered by a few amateurish aspects. Don't do any pre-reads before watching this. 

Late Night with the Devil (Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes, 2023): 3/5 
Anyone count how many production companies were introduced at the beginning? Did they all just chip in a hundred bucks each or something? Shit.

When the film imitates 1977 late night television and the aesthetic of Halloween, I took that wiggling worm hook, line, and sinker. But all the electric bolts and Linda Blair theatrics expose the film's modest budget.  Still, I think this is destined to be a perennial Halloween favorite going forward.

Can we also talk about how underutilized David Dastmalchian is in film? The man should have way more leading roles.

Youth (Paulo Sorrentino, 2015): 2.5/5
Exquisite photography, floaty musical montages that create mood from juxtaposition, and delectable moments of unexpected surrealism just aren't enough for the total lack of emotional connection I feel. It's been that way for me with all of Sorrentino's films. Vexing. 

Enemies of the State( Sonia Kennebeck, 2020): 2.5/5
Was he a super hacker, or an online creep? ¿Por qué no los dos?


* Dune Part Two: Even Duner (Denis Villeneuve, 2024): 3/5

Beautiful and impressive but art-designed, fussy and soooo solemn. I’m not sure about Chalamet’s acting per se, but he’s certainly game. The machines and their noises are just great. Narratively, it’s fucked, but ah well…

 

Girl’s State (Jesse Moss, Amanda McBaine, 2024): 3.5/5

Not as engaging as Boys State, but still a cogent comment on Missouri and the institution of Boys State (and what they’re really teaching)—as well an indictment of how shallow (these) women are (a point also made about boys in Boys State). Hard to watch the scene where the brilliant (but awkward and unattractive) girl is passed up for Supreme Court in favor of the stupid (but cute and bubbly) girl. Spoiler, but … the winner for governor has no policies or opinions, just a will to power and a knack for expressing the feeling of the moment. She indeed gives a great speech—I watched it twice!

 

Snack Shack (Adam Rehmeier, 2024): 2/5

Loved the high-energy first 45 minutes, but the film falls off catastrophically when a girl enters the picture, and it becomes more routine. Rehmeier’s previous feature, Breakfast in America, suffered the same fate.

 

Patterns (Fielder Cook, 1956): 3.5/5

Despairing document about how corporations value profits over people. Strangely conciliatory conclusion: maybe I can change capitalism with my goodness! Playhouse 90 aesthetic, and indeed a year later writer Rod Serling will win an Emmy for writing Requiem for a Heavyweight.

 

History is Made at Night (Frank Borzage, 1937): 4.5/5

A grand, grand entertainment and just about all the comedy, romance, and adventure one could ask for in a movie. Who would have thought that kindly Dr Frankenstein could be so evil?? They mention the Hindenburg three times (and it did go down in flames in 1937, the year this movie came out), but that’s a bait and switch. Ravishing black blacks and white whites and an iceberg, but really: Jean Arthur flinging off her shoes in the middle of a tango = production values.

 

Talk of the Town (George Stevens, 1942): 2.5/5

Jean Arthur harbors Cary Grant, an escaped prisoner who she believes to be innocent. Stage-bound, not particularly funny, and overly proud of its a toothless criticism of the legal system. Jean Arthur and Cary Grant are great, of course, but a very blah Ronald Colman gets more screen time.

 

The More the Merrier (George Stevens, 1943): 3.5/5

Jean Arthur and Joel McCrea show off perfect timing, clearly relishing this witty script. Charles Coburn (a classic “that guy”) is also great—he won his second Oscar for supporting actor (going on to win three such awards between 1942 and 1947). The laughs dry up in the last third as the romance comes to a head, but not fatally. This is the last of the many light comedies Stevens would make before serving in World War II and being among the first people to come across Dachau. Thereafter followed his 1950s masterpieces A Place in the Sun, Shane and Giant.

 

The River (Frank Borzage, 1928): 4/5

The beginning and end of this film are lost to history. What’s left is an hour of Mary Duncan, the audience—and specifically me—salaciously ogling Charles Farrell for about an hour. Considering the on-screen descriptions of the missing scenes, this is a rare case of film’s dilapidation improving a film.

 

Happy Hour, 5h17m (Ryusuke Hamaguchi): 3.5/5

Placidly charts the relationship among four women in their 30s as well as with their disappointing husbands. The most interesting thing about it is its unusually long runtime, which allows plenty of time for Out 1-like improvisational encounter-sessions, a complete book reading and Q&A, and many long, calm, and very direct and absorbing group conversations. Characters keep on saying “I shouldn’t say this, but…” and they’re right!

 

West Indies (Med Hondo, 1979): 2/5

Hondo re-enacts what happened when the French (in the 1630s) discovered that they could profitably grow sugar in the West Indies—as long as they imported plenty of slaves. Didactic scenes of slave trading black presidents/kings, pro-assimilationist black bourgeoisie, virtue-signaling white liberals, etc., are interspersed with dances and songs dramatizing the frustration of the increasingly poor population—all played out theatrically on a gigantic set built in an old Renault factory.

 

Rollerball (Norman Jewison, 1975): 2.5/5

Part sci-fi dystopia and part sports drama. Interesting world-building, and Caan turns in a surprisingly internal, sad, soulful performance, but there’s not much there—and the movie is absolutely humorless. People like violence for their entertainment: gasps all around.

 

Dreadnaught (Yuen Woo-Ping, 1981): 3/5

An acrobatic Kung Fu flick. At one point two Chinese Dragons (two men in each) dance around and fight; it’s colorful and just so dang entertaining. Directed by the foremost martial arts choreographer (who choreographed The Matrix and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon and hates that he’s mostly just associated with those in the West).

 

Something Different (Věra Chytilová, 1963): 3/5

Cuts back and forth between a blonde housewife and a brunette ballerina. Both dream of a different life, but do they really want it? In this universe there aren’t really any choices, and perhaps their cages are benign ones.

 

Fruits of Paradise (Věra Chytilová, 1970): 2/5

Begins with an extraordinary and beautiful 10-minute psychedelic sequence seemingly depicting the pre-fall Garden of Eden. Unfortunately, Eve then eats the apple and is thrown out of this colorful world, and thereafter we follow Eve, Adam and Satan play out tedious parodies of desire, seduction, rejection, jealousy and murder carried out in allegorical landscapes.

 

Prefab Story (aka Panelstory or Birth of a Community) (Věra Chytilová, 1979): 3.5/5

A disconcerting experience. Follows a large cast of characters who live in a towering housing project that seems to be both under construction and dilapidated to the point of falling apart. Jagged editing, a tossing camera, construction sounds, horror music, and chaotic storytelling give this the feeling of a clatter-trap, abrasive, bad-time Altman. Also it’s funny.

 

Phase IV (Saul Bass, 1974): 3/5

The ants are attacking—a fact depicted by devoting about 30 percent of the screen time to creepy and grotesque micro-camera footage of the little buggers (and about as much to Michael Murphy staring at a primitive green computer screen). Does the whole thing spring from the image in Un Chien Andalou where ants are exiting from a hole in a man’s palm? Grotesque and eerie.

  

Werckmeister Harmonies, rw (Béla Tarr, 2000): 4/5

The effect of this is somewhat diminished by my additional experience with slow cinema and the cinema of duration in general. Still, there’s power and mystery to spare in these 39 shots.


Some do it. Others Don’t, 32m (Tyler Taormina, 2019): 2.5/5

I really liked this director’s two, odd features, (Ham on Rye and Happer’s Comet), and these two shorts have the same central flow—some people staying in their houses and others escaping in the night to do their thing. But in these early shorts he has not quite figured out what the escapees should be doing, so they mostly just wait, thinking vaguely about sex, and wait some more. Takes place on a winter night with lit up gas stations and mounds of snow.

Wild Flies, 30m (Tyler Taormina, 2016): 2.5/5

Mostly takes place at a Pizza Cookery, which, mysteriously, is a restaurant my family and I used to go to all the time when I was growing up (in Woodland Hills).

 

Begone Dull Care, 8m (Evelyn Lambart, Norman McLaren): 3/5

Watch this film featuring painting directly onto the celluloid, cut to Oscar Peterson’s jazz music, and contemplate what would have been gained (lightness and “enjoyment”) and what lost (depth and mystery) had Brakhage set his work to music.

 

Pier Paolo Pasolini - Agnès Varda - New York – 1967, 4m (Agnès Varda, 2022): 3.5/5

Discovered in a box Varda left behind. Varda: (over ecstatic and color-rich images of New York and its people): “What strikes you about New York?” Pasolini: “The poverty.”

 

Spacy, 10m (Takashi Ito, 1981): 4/5

Mind-bending. Infinity within a gymnasium. I showed it to Jack, and he was properly disturbed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIoH3oQCubk

 

Thunder, 5m (Takashi Ito, 1982): 3/5

Ghost, 6m (Takashi Ito, 1984): 3/5

Comments on Letterboxd alternate between simply describing what one is experiencing (a face, flashes and bolts of light/horror music and synth scrapes) and projecting onto it some personal narrative or emotional content (shame, sorrow, internal chaos and instability). And yep those are your two options while sitting there.

 

Scavengers Reign, 12 episodes (Joseph Bennett, Charles Huettner, 2023): 4/5

A spaceship crash lands on an uncharted planet, and the survivors separately encounter the uncanny environs, flora and fauna. Perfect for people (like me) who favor an open-ended, mysterious realm full of wonders and plenty of questions—Miyazaki vibes.

 

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Donald Glover, Francesca Sloane, 2024): 3/5

I wish they hadn’t bothered to make their difficult “marriage” so realistic, with therapy, real relationship issues, etc. Can’t these pretty people just say witty things to one another while they do spy stuff? Otherwise ungrounded in reality, as evidenced by the fact that Paul Dano plays “Hot Neighbor.”

 

Die Hard with a Vengeance, rw (John McTiernan, 1995): 3/5

Live Free or Die Hard (Len Wiseman, 2007): 2/5

Speed, rw (Jan de Bont, 1994): 5/5

Kung Fu Panda 4 (Mike Mitchell, 2024): 2/5

Drunken Master 2, rw (Lau Kar-leung, 1994): 4/5 (A genuine kung fu film. Jack was not bothered by the very broad comedy and horrible dubbing, and neither was I.)

 

 

Jean Eustache Film Fest

I sort of hated The Mother and the Whore, so a couple of these were nice surprises. Eustache committed suicide by gunshot at the age of 42 (after being “partially immobilized” in an auto accident.)

 

Santa Claus Has Blue Eyes, 47m (Jean Eustache, 1966): 4/5

How to survive in Paris with no money, no job, and a coat that’s too thin—like a PG-13 version of Tropic of Cancer, forty years later. Jean-Pierre Léaud is a loser that no one likes, neither the girls he tries to pick up or even his mates. Paris is lovely. A perfect length for this half-story.

 

Numéro Zéro (Jean Eustache, 1966): 2/5

Two hours of Eustache’s beloved 71-year-old grandmother describing her unrelentingly difficult and miserable life. Everyone dies, including all four of her sons. Eustache’s unrealized plan was to use her stories as the basis for multiple works. Jean-Marie Straub proclaimed it the best film about the history of France.

 

Virgin of Pessac, 63m (Jean Eustache, 1974): 2/5

At the same moment that students rioted in the streets of Paris, Eustache returned to his rural hometown of Pessac, where since 540 they have crowned a “virgin of the year” with ceremony. Any comment on the archaic vision of such a celebration is left entirely subtextual. The selected virgin remains completely silent throughout the film/ceremony and is quickly affianced to a young man from the town (something presumably consummated after the year has expired).

 

My Little Loves (Jean Eustache, 1974): 3.5/5

A movie that would never be made today, since it’s about the weird sexual feelings one has before one is supposed to. Our main character begins at around 10-12 years old (fifth or sixth grade), I believe, and is already getting turned on by the girls in his life. He has his first kiss while watching Pandora and the Flying Dutchman, with Ava Gardner with James Mason. Later he grows a bit older and hangs out with a bunch other horny young guys and smokes cigarettes and talk about girls. Made me think about Collette, Missy, Lisa, Wendy, and many others that I had funny feelings for when I was still in elementary school. Shades of Bresson and Pialat.

 

A Dirty Story, 50m (Jean Eustache, 1977): 2/5

A creepy monologue about peeping at women in the bathroom. Interestingly, the story is told and credits roll, then the movie starts up again with a different actor telling the same story with exactly the same words. It turns out the second half was the actual person who this happened to, making this half a documentary—granting some insight into Eustache’s method.

 

Hieronymous Bosch’s Garden of Delights, 34m (Jean Eustache, 1981): 4/5

A pleasure to just stare at all the details in this amazing painting. Makes a great pairing with the work of Elia Sulieman, because the art critic argues here that the incredible nonsense in the panel is the result of the war that is depicted in the very top layer.

 

 

Elia Suleiman Film Fest

Essential viewing to understand the current state of the world. Palestine’s best-known international director presents eye-opening, funny, vivid, and not-punishing views of what it was like to live under Israeli occupation.

 

Chronicle of a Disappearance (Elia Suleiman, 1996): 3/5

This first feature employs a wide range of styles, including autobiography, trying to find slivers of humor in the mundane, and a parody of spy movies pointing out their uselessness in solving the problem of separation and division. A chaotic and despairing document.

 

Divine Intervention (Elia Suleiman, 2002): 3.5/5

You’ve heard of a dark comedy but how about a bitter comedy, where every interaction is stained by grudges over tiny things? After the Tati-esque first third, it morphs into an anti-border romance that emphasizes how having power over the Palestinians fucked up…the Israelis. These young Israeli soldiers can detain/fuck with the Palestinians, so they do. Ends with the image of a pressure cooker.

 

The Time That Remains (Elia Suleiman, 2009): 5/5

Begins with a harrowing half hour about his dad during the Israeli occupation in 1948—filmed in an elegant, deadpan reminiscent of Wes Anderson. At one point he is captured, blindfolded, beaten up and, for all we know, killed. Then movie moves increasingly into a present filled with gentle comedy about his neighbors. Explicitly connects people’s numbness and stubborn behavior to the Israeli occupation.

 

Tuesday, April 2, 2024

 Patterns (Fielder Cook, 1956): 5/5

Eviscerating, ethically dense, philosophically expansive, and morally challenging. This boardroom-set psychodrama is one of the most intense, psychologically perceptive films that surgically exposes the mercenary practices of office politics I can ever recall seeing. Maestro Rod Serling's steely, razor-sharp script is brought to such blazingly vivid life by some truly outstanding 'across-the-boardroom' performances. Absolutely flawless adult entertainment and a stunning indictment of corporate culture that remains as relevant today as it did when it was written over half a century ago. This film deserves to be remembered in the same capacity as other classics of its era such as 12 Angry Men and The Night of the Hunter, but somehow it remains shockingly obscure.

History is Made at Night (Frank Borzage, 1937): 4.5/5
Almost a perfect specimen of why the world fell under the spell of Old Hollywood.
Favorite scene: During Paul and Irene's initial trip to the Chateau Bleu, each time the film cuts away and back again, a few less members of the ensemble band are playing, until only the violinist is left. Then, in a wisp of subversive auteurism, when the couple are about to share their first kiss, a moment that would be accompanied in any other Hollywood movie by a close-up and a sappy, melodramatic music cue, Borzage instead immediately cuts to the lone violist, still playing, as a cheeky grin slowly grows upon his face. Just sublime.

Sudden Fear (David Miller, 1952): 4.5/5
One of the most perfect leading-lady vehicles ever. Ninety percent of the screen time, two supporting actors, and barely any side characters or subplot. I just know Joan Crawford was gagged for this role. She gets to be romantic and stubborn and hysteric and vulnerable. And baby can that woman cry!!

Last and First Men (Johann Johannsson, 2020): 4/5
The Icelandic composer Johann Johannsson's film is an experimental hybrid: part science fiction, part documentary, and part meditation. As a meditation, the film works as a beautiful visual accompaniment to his atmospheric score. As a documentary, the film consists of artful images of "spomeniks." These are an extensive series of monuments built in the former Yugoslavia between 1950 and 1980 as anti-fascist memorials. They have an other-worldly strangeness to them - a sort of abstract concrete brutalism - which Johannsson uses in the context of the narrative to depict the eerie remains of a post-human future. But away from its narrative context, the film also works as a visual tribute to these wonderful real world structures. As a science fiction, Last and First Men is based on Olaf Stapledon’s 1930 novel of the same name. The story is narrated by Tilda Swinton, and is set "2000 million years into the future", following many stages in the further evolution of our species. She is addressing our time on the eve of mankind’s extinction. The good news, it seems, is that we’ve survived malignant microbes and climate change, however, it appears we will not survive a final celestial catastrophe, which is slowly forming to bring an end to our period of history. She recounts aspects of our descendants’ endeavours to preserve and enhance our species over the span of time, while also explaining the existence of the monuments as symbols of our staged development, and the final fate that now awaits us.
The elements all come together as a kind of memorial to human existence. It heralds a philosophical acceptance of our fate as being just a brief flash within the immensity of time and space. Johannsson’s‌ ‌requiem‌ ‌for‌ ‌humanity‌ ‌has‌ ‌echoes‌ ‌with‌ ‌‌La‌ ‌Jetee and‌ ‌the‌ ‌films‌ ‌of‌ ‌Bela‌ ‌Tarr,‌ ‌but‌ ‌ultimately‌ ‌this‌ ‌last‌ ‌and‌ ‌first‌ ‌film‌ ‌is‌ ‌a‌ ‌singular‌ ‌monument.‌

Sorry, Wrong Number (Anatole Litvak, 1948): 3/5
Structurally this movie is insane. It’s like Inception, with flashbacks instead of dreams. People are having flashbacks inside other people's flashbacks. The doctor is telling his story through a flashback, and in that flashback the husband walks in and starts telling his story, and now the husband is having a flashback inside the doc’s flashback. Nutty! Produced by legendary producer Hal B. Wallis, the mastermind behind such gems as Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, Little Caesar, I am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang, The Furies to name just a couple.

The Hitch-Hiker (Ida Lupino, 1953): 3/5
Hop in boys, we’re going on a joy ride with a droopy eyed serial killer. Highlights include: free trip to Mexico, sleeping under the stars, fishing, desert hiking, stealing gas, learning car maintenance. A “this could happen to you!” film noir flick about the dangers of cross-country travel and roadside slayers by leading lady smart girl Ida Lupino. An economical film heavy on close-quarters dread and light on character development.

Orlando (Sally Potter, 1992): 3/5
What is gender? What is a woman? What is a man? What is love? What is time? What is attraction? What is sexuality? What is life? What is Tilda Swinton's secret? What is femininity? What is masculinity? What is the purpose? What is this film?

Don't Bother to Knock (Roy Ward Baker, 1952): 3/5
Damn can everyone relax? She just tied the kid up it’s not like she killed her

Reality (Tina Satter, 2023): 3.5/5
Largely fascinating in its use of verbatim (it's adapted from the audio file of whistle-blower Reality Winner's home visit from the FBI, complete with grammatical errors and a remarkably circuitous conversation about pets). Minor complaint: it fails to trust that the moments of quotidian reality that it uses in Act 1 would work equally and effectively in Act 3 without OTT sound design.

Argylle (Matthew Vaughn, 2024): 1/5
Congratulations to the Manson murders, now no longer the worst thing to ever be associated with The Beatles.

Hud (Martin Ritt, 1963): 4.5/5
Martin Ritt’s HUD is one of those films engineered for me to love. With a firecracker of a script, an ensemble cast doing some of their best work, and a revisionist western style that examines the death of the old west, HUD is a punch of a character study. Its titular character - "The man with the barbed wire soul!" proclaimed the film's marketing - is played by Paul Newman who rose to the challenge with a performance almost as ugly enough to counteract his physical beauty.
It's also a visually stunning film. Shot in big sky country by legendary James Wong Howe, a poet of monochrome, HUD's blacks are as inky as its whites are searing, and exterior shots tend to envelop the cast in one or the other—or, when folks are resting a spell on the porch at night, in both of them at once. This look has nothing to do with film noir, but it's equally striking; Howe deservedly won an Oscar for his work here, one of three that HUD received.
Recommended double-bill: The Last Picture Show, another Larry McMurtry adaptation.

Sometimes I Think About Dying (Rachel Lambert, 2023): 3/5
Depicts depression, shit social skills, and office dialogue with pinpoint accuracy. A movie about what happens when the introvert gets chosen by an extrovert. Glad to see Slack get some on-screen representation in film.

Drive-Away Dolls (Ethan Coen, 2024): 2/5
PowerPoint transitions + bowling alley animations and Margaret Qualley (ugh) with that fucking accent. Maybe we don’t need more queer representation IDK.

rewatched Yojimbo (Akira Kurosawa, 1961): 5/5
What can I say that hasn’t been said already? Funny, bad-ass, riveting, masterfully constructed, just a great fucking time at the movies.

Memory (Michel Franco, 2023): 3/5
Festival boilerplate. Competent but not ultimately filling. Good performances from the leads.

Dune: Part Two (Denis Villeneuve, 2024): 3.5/5
Preferred Part Two more so than Part One. The cinematography, sound and production design continue to be undeniably astonishing and the film’s biggest accomplishments. The lore behind the Reverend Mother and Water of Life was fascinating. Sandworm sequences were pretty great, and the black & white arena scene was beautiful. There are so many moments of top-notch action sequences to boot. Even as my understanding of Fremen and Harkonnens and Bene Gesserit becomes increasingly confused—to say nothing of trying to keep track of the mounting pile of names for Paul Atreides, I was more invested in the characters this time around. Javier Bardem is solid here and is invaluable in adding heft and levity to the material and Pugh is stunning in those costume choices that felt reminiscent of "Excalibur" and Zendaya is really the heart in this movie. Rebecca Ferguson's character is double edged and played so well that I can't help but be fascinated in her dynamics so I must commend her as an actress for making me wrestle with my moralistic nature to believe in her actions. Everything here is a spectacle of wonder and is worth seeing for the experience. The spell cast by Dune and now Dune: Part Two continues to enthrall. Must be the spice.

Spaceman (Johan Renck, 2024): 2.5/5
Hear me out...switch the Sandler and Dano roles, make it super silly, and let us care more about the relationship and we might have a winner.

Lisa Frankenstein (Zelda Williams, 2024): 2/5
Barbie for alt girls. Here's a Cook Book Film Review:
1 cup Frankenstein
1/4 cup Sixteen Candles
Dash of Beetlejuice
Dash of Weird Science
Dash of Heathers
Dash of Jennifer's Body
Directed by Robin Williams's daughter Zelda and written by Diablo Cody.

Proxima (Alice Winocour, 2019): 3/5
The age-old trade-off that many women face: the dizzying heights of career success or the gravitational pull of motherhood. Some manage to have it all, although, when embarking on a years-long journey to Mars, work-life balance can be a bit tough to maintain. I went in expecting a small, DIY, sci-fi thriller. What I got instead is a decidedly terrestrial domestic drama about a mother and daughter trying to navigate the constellation of emotions that attend such a journey. The film is warm and observant if not a bit slight and lifeless. Still, it’s an emotionally rich and worthwhile journey.

The New Mutants (Josh Boone, 2020): 1/5
Kinda like if Hogwarts had a goth phase and Professor X was on sabbatical, and you, the viewer, are stuck in detention. Just a lifeless gallery of cliches from both superhero flicks and the horror genre.

Bedknobs and Broomsticks (Robert Stevenson, 1971): 2.5/5
Mary Poppins’ lesser-known cousin does almost everything that the Julie Andrews classic does: neglected kids meet a female mentor with powers who go on adventures with a silly adult man and have magical musical adventures where things move by themselves and animated worlds come to life, all against a smoggy and depressing European backdrop. David Tomlinson even appears in both.
Also I keep calling it "breadsticks and broombitch."

Rotting in the Sun (Sebastian Silva, 2023): 3/5

Best modern confession scene ever?

A popper-fueled messy gay comedy turned frantic cover-up thriller full of beefy problematic gays and nipple pierced bears with unsimulated oral and fucking from the Mexican beaches to apartments. Well, for a bit of the beginning anyway.  Right when I had settled into this being a loud film about terrible people, a complete 180 hits and it became a fairly tight thriller led by an exquisite performance from Catalina Saavedra as the frenzied Veronica trying to keep herself together after the disappearance of her employer and who's constantly on the verge of a breakdown with every botched Google Translate conversation with Jordan Firstman.  Everyone consistently makes the wrong choices in very humanizing ways until finally, in a fit of exhaustion, we give up and the credits roll. 


Madame Web (S.J. Clarkson, 2024): 1.5/5
What this film does for superhero movies is the same as what OceanGate did for underwater tours of the Titanic.

rewatched Inception (Christopher Nolan, 2010): 4/5
what if we kissed three levels down in ur dreamscape

Godland (Hlynur Palmason, 2022): 3/5
"This film is inspired by these cool photos we found in Iceland. I assume the guy who took them is an absolute prick."


The Seeding (Barnaby Clay, 2023): 2/5
Basically a mashup of Woman in the Dunes and The Hills Have Eyes but without the profundity of the former or the grit and grime of the latter. Directed by Yeah Yeah Yeahs frontwoman Karen O's husband. 

Monday, April 1, 2024

 

Wonka (Paul King, 2023): 1.5/5

MY Willy Wonka is not just a charming optimist who makes great candy and sings mediocre songs. The Wonka here is not the man who will later intentionally endanger (albeit spoiled) children. More malice please. So you get nothing! You lose! Good day, Sir!

 

Little Darlings (Ronald F. Maxwell, 1980): 4.5/5

Has a loose, summer camp, Meatballs tone but also the emotional sophistication of Denis’ U.S. Go Home (and shares the same plot). Two girls set out on an adventure with the intention to have sex and confront complex feelings. Tatum O’Neal and (especially) Kristy McNichol deliver great performances. And damnit if that brief last scene didn’t kill me.

 

Freebie and the Bean (Richard Rush, 1974): 3.5/5

A comic, downbeat, 70s cop movie, with ample brutal slapstick and wry banter—commenting on or perhaps just indulging in the accepted violence, anti-woman, (and, here, even anti-trans) nature this genre. Tonally a mess, but not necessarily in an unpleasant way. James Caan is surprisingly light in his feet, self-deprecating and funny. 

 

Busting, rw (Peter Hyams, 1974): 4.5/5

The movie views these guys as schnooks, and indeed they are. Being assholes to working-girl sex workers and people at a gay bar. Hanging around public toilets and massage parlors. Getting shot at the Grand Central Market in downtown L.A. in 1974. Yet the righteous, angry and MASH-flippant comradery between Elliot Gould and Robert Blake is hilarious and perfect. Just about every shot zooms around on what I’m told is a Doorway Dolly, which makes the film really kinetic and modern. My parents took me to see this when I was 7; I loved it then, and I still love it. 

 

The Dion Brothers (Jack Starrett, 1974): 3.5/5

A deconstruction of the heist movie, starring Stacy Keach and Frederic Forrest as two very goofy, dumb brothers from a mining town, helping commit the world’s easiest armored car robbery then being double-crossed. The pretty decent last half hour is a long shoot-out in a 6-story building that is in the middle of being torn down by a wrecking ball—expressing everything this movie is trying to say about these characters’ life prospects as well as about Hollywood itself. 

 

Race with the Devil (Jack Starrett, 1974): 3.5/5

A drive-in programmer starring Warren Oates, Peter Fonda, and Loretta Switt in a kind of Deliverance situation with two hippyish couples vs the rednecks. As with Deliverance, after an upsetting initial incident, the paranoia is effectively unnerving. 

 

Stranger at My Door (William Witney, 1956): 3/5

QT continually upholds Witney as the best action director of his generation (1940s-1960s and into television) and of all time, and this is his highest-rated on Letterboxd. As promised, the 7 minutes of action are exceptionally kinetic and exciting. The rest is a horny hostage drama that culminates in a pretty square redemption arc. 

 

The Unknown (Tod Browning, 1927): 3.5/5

A horrifying premise, where we are asked to identify with a monster (although I can’t really say in what way Lon Chaney is a monster, since it’s a fun reveal. Does he have arms or not? Yes!) A tale of self/denial, self-mutualization, self-negation.

 

Pioneer, 16m (David Lowery, 2011): 3.5/5

Beautifully, naively emotional. A man relates the complexity of his life before his son, and agrees on a pact between them.  “When I’m gone, I’ll just be gone and that’s all there is to it. And then what you have to do? What you have to do is find out why you’re still alive.”

 

Xanadu (Robert Greenwald, 1980): 2/5

I bought this soundtrack album in 1980 (I was 13), and I listened to it, especially the ELO songs and especially the title track, a billion times—yet I had never, until now, made it all the way through the movie, and for that I thank Pedro Costa. Of course, there’s a reason I never made it through this odd object before. It’s as if aliens/really old producers asked themselves, “What do kids like these days? We’ll give them ALL of it in one movie.” So we have roller skating and roller dancing, Urban Cowboy-esque sexy cowboys, New Wave skinny ties and sharp sideburns, neon, thrift stores, an animated sequence, Kung Foo Fighters, The Tubes—and of course, a surprising amount to time devoted to swing music/dancing, 40s movie tropes, zoot suits, and Gene Kelly. Olivia Newton John is the only one who seems to be above all the shit.

 

The Aviator’s Wife (Éric Rohmer, 1981): 2.5/5

One of R’s “Comedies and Proverbs,” this proverb being “You can’t think about nothing.” Which here describes both the male and female part of a couple who are overthinking a trivial misunderstanding—a simple scenario that never quite becomes interesting.

 

Boyfriends and Girlfriends (Éric Rohmer, 1987): 2.5/5

Another of R’s Comedies and Proverbs,” this proverb being “the friend of my friend is my friend.” A romantic square, where the talky and neurotic first hour is paid off in the Romanticism of the last half hour. It’s a cliche for Rohmer, but the film is awfully talky—and reliant on the talking for effect. Hong Sang-soo is often compared to Rohmer, because his movies are also mostly just young people talking. But here I miss HSS’s formal trickery, which makes this kind of story both lighter and more complex. 

 

Angels of Sin (Robert Bresson, 1943): 3/5

Bresson’s feature debut charts the somewhat mysterious relationship between two nuns—one who has committed murder then entered the convent, and the other who feels called to be her redeemer. The result: suffering, martyrdom and a change of heart. A nascent work, but still one interested in calmly exploring issues of faith, pride, forgiveness, repentance, a sense of calling, and other tenants of Christian living.

 

A Gentle Woman (Robert Bresson, 1969): 3/5

As in The Devil Probably, our main character is placidly in rebellion against everything that surrounds them and every convention of society, which they find banal. Suicide is the only logical reaction, which here is not a spoiler, since it is the first image of the film. 

 

Hideo Gosha Mini Film Fest

These are spaghetti-like deconstructions of Classic Era samurai films (which tend to emphasize allegiance and honor across society). Here, all the samurai are well-trained but unaffiliated—wandering through a society where it’s every man for himself (until they get sucked into an injustice, ala David Carradine/Kung Fu). I’m never terribly clear about the central narrative of these movies, which usually involve the convergence of three or more life vendettas—but the complexity ensures that emotions are always flashing all over the place. 

 

Three Outlaw Samurai (Hideo Gosha, 1964): 4/5

Three wandering samurai, holding onto their honor and not much else. Lots of amazing swordplay, often in a space too cramped for them to do their usual moves. Blood, sweat and tears. The soundtrack sounds suspiciously like Ennio Morricone, but if this is literally influenced by the spaghetti westerns, it’s a very early example.

 

Sword of the Beast (Hideo Gosha, 1965): 4/5

Nifty Japanese New Wave movie that is both an action-packed samurai movie but also a drama with all the characters trying to decide what side they are on. Makes great use of a shallow, boulder-strewn river bed as its main location—running and fighting in, across and around.

 

Samurai Wolf, 1h15m (Hideo Gosha, 1966): 4/5

A charismatic lead samurai character (who inspired a sequel), and a large cast of other folks with grudges to resolve through ample action sequences—all in 75 minutes. Here the framing stays close in on the characters, trapping them in a mise en scéne that seems to deny their need to swing their huge swords around in their usual fetishistically ritualized way.

 

The Jack Spring Break Film Fest

Jack is 10 this month, and I have discovered yet again that if you show these films to a person his age, they completely slay. This will be a continuing series.

Die Hard, rw (John McTiernan, 1988): 5/5 (Jack's new self-avowed favorite movie)

Terminator 2: Judgement Day, rw (James Cameron, 1991): 5/5

The Road Warrior, rw (George Miller, 1981): 5/5 (Demonstrating excellent taste, Jack preferred this to Fury Road.)

Mad Max: Fury Road, rw (George Miller, 2015): 4/5

1941, rw (Steven Spielberg, 1979): 4/5

Close Encounters of the Third Kind, rw (Steven Spielberg, 1977): 5/5

 

 

Bi Gan Film Fest

In the conversation with Weerasethakul and Tarkovsky.

 

South, 17m (Bi Gan, 2010): 3.5/5

Bi Gan’s student film. His interest in fans and journeys by train, mirrors, TVs, clocks, clouds, mysteries, cigarettes, precious objects like instruments or tapestries or very old books—and other pools of feeling—begins here and radiates outwards.

 

The Poet and Singer, 22m (Bi Gan, 2012): 3.5/5

Relaxed, beautiful, and mundane surrealism. A journey upriver with abstract text opening up a world of emotional possibilities. 

 

Kaili Blues (Bi Gan, 2015): 5/5

A beautiful, gently surreal, glide-y travelogue of a lush Chinese river valley, haunted by aging mopeds, children and brothers both sold and cherished, and rusting corrugated metal. The amazing and emotional heart of the film is a massive, ravishing, funny, dreamy, astonishing, discursive, 41-minute unbroken-shot chunk of drama, through the forested countryside, with a slight-fisheye-lensed Steadicam zooming around, keeping up with cars and motorcycles, walking through buildings, across bridges, everywhere.

 

Long Day’s Journey into Night (Bi Gan, 2018): 2.5/5

Instructive to try to figure out why this film—the highest rated of Gan’s work on Letterboxd—didn’t really work for me. The tone is more moony, hewing closer to Wong Kar Wai’s gorgeous and inert Romanticism, and incorporating cool stylization and irony. Again we have a long one-er (this time in 3D, which is obviously lost to this home-viewer), but instead of an astounding feat of camera movement, most of it stalks our protagonist as he circles around and through a courtyard and the buildings that surround it—more like being trapped on a set, perhaps those in the titular O’Neill play that also features characters unable to re-capture old times. 

 

A Short Story, 15m (Bi Gan, 2022): 3.5/5

Bi Gan asks himself, “What is the most precious thing in the world?” He mostly answers love and connection, but in the dreamiest way possible. I watched it three times in a row.