Saturday, June 26, 2021

 In the Heights (Jon M. Chu, 2021): 1/5

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Just violently antithetical to my tastes. Also, Lin-Manuel Miranda has too much power. He needs to be stopped.

Infinite (Antoine Fuqua, 2021): 1/5
Ludicrous decision by Paramount to cancel the theatrical release. This had the potential to be one of the highest-grossing films of 2003.

Spiral: From the Book of Saw (Darren Lynn Bousman, 2021): 1.5/5

Chris Rock workshops some standup material in this.

The Conjuring: The Devil Made Me Do It (Michael Chaves, 2021): 1/5
Conjure me a better movie.

rewatched Irreversible (Gaspar Noe, 2002): 4.5/5
It doesn't get any easier, no matter how much I remind myself that Bellucci's just acting. Noe's decision to create a chronological "Inversion integrale" is such an eyeroll, since I'm almost certain that I'd truly despise this movie if it moved conventionally from order to chaos rather than the other way around. That's the whole fucking point, jejune as some may find it.

rewatched Bringing Up Baby (Howard Hawks, 1938): 2.5/5
A classic screwball that just picks enough at my nerves in just too many ways to make it impossible for me to love it. Hepburn is just a total fucking nightmare in this jesus christ. Exhausting. Just exhausting.

Cruella (Craig Gillespie, 2021): 1.5/5
“I’m not like other girls” but a 2+ hour movie

The Amusement Park (George A. Romero, 2019): 3.5/5
Orson Welles in the Twilight Zone.
Stare long enough at capitalism (or mortality) and you'll see either a horror movie or a sick joke. Romero, of course, sees both.

Collective (Alexander Nanau, 2019): 2.5/5
Exposé on the corruption running through Romania’s health care system. The execution of the documentary feels largely cold, despite its crucial subject matter. It’s timely, it’s brutal, yes, but it’s also left me with a bizarre sense of detachment. (Besides its unexpected use of actual footage from within the Colectiv fire, which I was nowhere near prepared to see and left me anxious.)

rewatched Alien (Ridley Scott, 1979): 5/5
The fact that the alien murders all the white men first is so funny what a woke queen lol

Aliens (James Cameron, 1986): 2.5/5
R.I.P. Bill Paxton—man, I keep forgetting. Also, when exactly did the closing-credits bloat start? Here we have a big-budget, F/X-heavy Hollywood blockbuster with tons of crew members to acknowledge, and the credits still occupy less than three minutes, rather than the 7-10 minutes one frequently sees nowadays. (Yes I sit through end credits.)

Aliens 3 (David Fincher, 1992): 2.5/5
“You’ve been in my life so long, I can’t remember anything else.”

Alien Resurrection (Jean-Pierre Jeunet, 1997): 3.5/5
I like that a series that always dealt in imagery of rape, pregnancy and motherhood finally starts working in abortion. I also like that Weaver (especially good here, an idiosyncratic and physical performance) and Ryder both play characters who to varying degrees hate what they are. A great deal of this movie doesn't work (the Whedonest stuff, the "Firefly" dry-run stuff), but it's so ostentatiously weird that I found myself simultaneously wincing and falling for it.

Prometheus (Ridley Scott, 2014): 2.5/5
Pretty impressive fan fiction, though the plot doesn't make a whole lotta sense to me.

Alien: Convenant (Ridley Scott, 2017): 2/5
Just a lot of CGI proto-aliens leaping around and some pandering franchise "callbacks". Standard-issue sequel/prequel/re-quel mediocrity to me, yet somehow garnered a bunch of praise.

Mainstream (Gia Coppola, 2020): 1/5
A FACE IN THE CROWD for Generation TikTok. I feel bad for the 60 year old man they made edit this.

Nightfall (Jacques Tourneur, 1956): 3.5/5
Enjoyed it even though there's arguably not that much to it, and despite a plot that pivots on hard-to-swallow idiocy both from the villains (who unaccountably don't make sure that both of their victims are actually dead, then grab the wrong bag) and from our hero (who loses the right bag but has no idea how that happened, as if he'd misplaced the sports section rather than $350K in cash).

The Tall T (Budd Boetticher, 1957): 3/5
Very much a B Western, generically plotted and visually undistinguished.

The Saw Franchise (2004-2017): 1.5/5
I guess we should be glad that the fucked up minds who make these movies are using their powers for mediocrity and not creating weapons of war?

A Quiet Place Part II (John Krasinski, 2020): 3/5
Switches gears from the look-behind-you monster flick of the first one to a relatively more patient survival drama, one that like everything else these days is "about grief." Bonus, it's barely 95 minutes long.

The Millennium Trilogy (2009): 2.5/5
This may well be the only instance I can think of where all three films in a trilogy were released in a single calendar year. For fans of the novels, 2009 must've been heaven on earth.

Angels of Sin (Robert Bresson, 1943): 2.5/5
Like most auteurist’s early pictures, only vaguely reminiscent of what ended up defining their style later on, but in the same breath I’m not surprised to know that this is a Bresson film. It still seizes a large chunk of the themes that would recur throughout his entire body of work: Religion, in the broadest sense, but also the question and application of forgiveness, the exoneration of sins through repentance, and the variability of human nature w.r.t. the presence (or absence) of faith. Granted, he’d tackle similar material more convincingly—and to a significantly broader degree—less than a decade later in DIARY OF A COUNTRY PRIEST, but his control here is nothing if not promising.

rewatched Audition (Takashi Miike, 1999): 4.5/5
Miike has made a zillion films since and has never even remotely come close to this one’s acuity. It seems well beyond the capabilities he’s subsequently demonstrated. Perhaps the most amazing fluke in cinema history.

Plan B (Natalie Morales, 2021): 3/5
Yet another raunchy and healthy sex positive comedy about quirky teen girls learning about true friendship on some kind of journey to acquire “xyz”...
Okay, I’ll bite.

76 Days (Hao Wu, Weixi Chen, 2020): 4/5
A commanding cinema verite glimpse into the initial days of the COVID-19 outbreak in Wuhan, China. In the widely accepted process of attempting to slow a pandemic, the Chinese government quickly and decisively locked down Wuhan on January 23 and reemerged on April 8, 2020—a lockdown continuing in total for 76 days.
Written, co-directed and edited by Hao Wu, the film's told from the corridors and emergency rooms of several overrun hospitals. It provides a penetrating exposé that apprehends both the struggles of frontline medical professionals and the increasing incapacity of victims that gradually gave shape to the pandemic's severity. (Thanks mainly to the footage of two reporters, Weixi Chan and a director simply credited as Anonymous, New York-based director Wu came across their coverage of the outbreak while he was laboring on unveiling the Chinese government's seal of secrecy on COVID.)
This is my kind of fully immersive, present-tense doc. (The opening 10 minutes in particular are tough to watch.) An important historical document - one that salutes the bravery of medical workers. Brutal, humane and very well shot.

Mare of Easttown (Craig Zobel, 2021): 3.5/5
More like MILF of Easttown amirite

Wednesday, June 23, 2021

 

* Spirit Untamed (Bogan & Torresan, 2021): 3/5

Jerry guessed it: the first movie I saw in the theatre after the pandemic was with Jack. The popcorn was not bad! Girl meets horse with a decidedly emo-boy haircut/mane. One of her friends rides a boy horse and another rides a girl horse. Is this meaningful on a symbolic level?


* Peter Rabbit 2: the Runaway, 2021): 3/5

Second one too. Did I mention the popcorn?


Shiva Baby (Emma Seligman, 2021): 3.5/5

A painful and hilarious horror movie where every interaction at a family party is fraught with self-loathing and the possibility of further humiliation. In other words, exactly like the Fourth of July at my mom’s house!


Riders of Justice (Anders Thomas Jensen, 2021): 3/5

A wry, Coen-like take on nerds, millennials, and revenge flix. Like in a Wes Anderson movie, the characters are both cartoony and psychologically deep, comically dealing with trauma and grief through community-building. 


Wrath of Man (Guy Ritchie, 2021): 3/5

At times loud, it’s also narratively ambitious. We are introduced and sympathize with Statham’s character who is trying to catch a group of thieves for personal reasons. About half-way through, the movie backs all the way up and starts again with the thieves, and we sympathize with them as well. As the conclusion approaches, who does one root for? 


Those Who Wish Me Dead (Taylor Sheridan, 2021): 2/5

Sheridan has some fun with Nicholas Hoult and Aidan Gillen Jolie as hitmen, but once the plot gets rolling, it’s all bad fire and lightening special effects. Horrible title too, since no one really wants Jolie’s firefighter (!) protagonist dead (besides the audience).


You Only Live Once, rw (Fritz Lang, 1937): 3/5

Simple, expressionist use of fog and light as well as its born-bad, fated main character points to early noir, before the movie pivots to an early Lovers on the Run movie in final 20 minutes. Silvia Sidney gives birth all by herself in a cabin, while Henry Fonda sits on a log with some wilted flowers. 


When a Woman Ascends the Stairs (Mikio Naruse, 1960): 2/5

…expect yet another tale of pseudo-prostitution (here, bar hostesses) full of shame, regret, compromises, debt, suicide, betrayal, resignation. 


Funeral Parade of Roses (Toshio Matsumoto, 1969): 4.5/5

A phantasmagoria, terrifically free in its plot and camera as well as its treatment of sexuality, drugs, gender, violence. Full of dazzling sequences of subjective interiority—dreams, reverifies or zone-outs, including a memorable LSD-fueled orgy where masks are cast aside, exposing more masks beneath.


Hair (Milos Forman, 1979): 3/5

A Broadway/theater-kid version of NYC hippies, plus some decent ditties that are meant to be enjoyed once—so super-catchy. The LSD sequence is a flop. Like Greetings, this is a movie partially about trying to get out of the draft, but this one has a slightly more acute geopolitical grasp. 


The Hot Rock (Peter Yates, 1972): 3.5/5

A droll tale of at least four capers/heists. Funny and relaxed, Redford is expert at holding the center while generously letting the others do their things. Watching him, I now see what Brad Pitt has been doing for the successful part of his career.  


City of Sadness (Hou Hsiao-Hsien, 1989): 3/5

How to review this? “Mommy, this Monet painting has no plot!!!” Gaping narrative elisions and assumption of knowledge of historical reference make this a challenge, but it’s obviously aiming for something closer to the gallery than narrative cinema. Nothing much happens (in a beautifully, still manner) for a long time, then you might hear word someone has died, then nothing happens some more. 


The Story of the Last Chrysanthemum (Kenji Mizoguchi, 1939): 3/5

Focuses on male pain, so maybe I forgive/relate, relative to (say) Street of Shame miserabilism. Its long-take style leads to intimacy and realism, but I really miss closeups, which this movie completely eschews. Even a nice medium shot is seized upon and relished. In the end, it proves to be another remake of A Star is Born, where the ascending star psychically sucks the life out of his/her partner on the way to stardom. 


Street of Shame (Kenji Mizoguchi, 1956): 2.5/5

Prostitutes in 1950s Tokyo are in debt, estranged from their families, and commonly being almost murdered and descending into madness. Like Grapes of Wrath, but in this case the bordellos are the labor camps where escape is impossible, since everyone is in debt to the company. 


Detour (Edgar G. Ulmer, 1945): 4/5

An inescapable nightmare, devastating in its brevity. I couldn’t bear to click on the accompanying documentary that purported to flay out the meaning from this mysterious object—and that used Bogdanovich as its screen capture and was 11 minutes longer than the movie itself. 


The In-Laws (Arthur Hiller, 1979): 4/5

Features two geniuses (Falk and Arkin) working near the top of their game, plus the always able Arthur Hiller doling out vivid and realistic (if comic) action sequences. North by Northwest if Cary Grant was a panicky but otherwise realistic dentist.  


Berlin Alexanderplatz (Rainer Werner Fassbinder, 1980): 2/5

Michelle said this about it, and I can’t disagree: “For RWF completionists only, otherwise don't bother because it’s neither a game changer nor a masterpiece.” I think ultimately the length is the point, as we are forced to just marinate in the movie’s juices as it goes around and around like a boring nightmare. Completing this movie has freed my mind: if I can make it through this, I can truly make it through any movie, including the 4-hour….


The Iceman Cometh (John Frankenheimer, 1973): 3/5

12 Angry Drunks. Robert Ryan’s and Frederic March’s final performances, and indeed the Iceman came for Ryan before the movie was even released. The length here serves a similar purpose as it does in Berlin Alexanderplatz—allowing the artist to wallow, to make a work that is indulgent and immersive. 


Moonrise (Frank Borzage, 1948): 3/5

Crime and Punishment in the swamp. Stunning deep focus and deep blacks. The film’s first five minutes are especially startling and beautiful. 


Fat Girl (Catherine Breillat, 2001): 3.5/5

Yeah, sex is pretty disturbing from the outside. I totally bought the crazy ending that pushes the titular character’s life-outlook to its limit, exposing and indicting everything. 


The Tale of Princess Kaguya (Isao Takahata, 2013): 2/5

Episodic and surprisingly unengaging, despite its reputation. The plot resets every 20 minutes but never hits on anything I cared much about. Some nice evocations of nature with simple animated lines. 


L’humanité (Bruno Dumont, 1999): 3.5/5

Are these characters (or actors) actual developmentally disabled, and does it matter if they are? They do seem capable of feeling—including even ecstatic and previously unconsidered ways of feeling—when not staring blankly into space for periods of time. Also, pretty funny. 


Placido (Luis Garcia Berlanga, 1961): 3.5/5

A black comedy of frustration with overlapping dialogue, prefiguring Sour Grapes by decades. The rich invite the poor (whom they distrust and are disgusted by) to dinner, meanwhile thoughtlessly insulting, debasing and harming them. A laff riot savaging class and religious hypocrisy. 


Orlando (Sally Potter, 1992): 2.5/5

Impressionistic, capricious, free-wheeling pageant across the centuries. Billy Zanes it up. 



DePalma Film Festival

I’m not going to be able to dive deeper than this. 


Greetings (Brian DePalma, 1968): 2/5

Richard Lester crock o shit. De Niro fails to distinguish himself in his first credited performance. Kind of a sketch review and not at all funny (any more?) Draft dodgers, Kennedy assassination conspiracies, peeping Toms, all in a blabby improv style. DePalma pretty much just comes out and admits he just got into film so he could get girls to take off their clothes. Tap dancing pornographer: “Oh gee you’re not feeling very patriotic. Why is that?”


Obsession (Brian DePalma, 1976): 2/5

A foggy, groggy, ponderous Vertigo/Rebecca variant, where the last beautiful gestures in Vertigo are blown out to a full-movie fantasia that includes a non-healthy amount of incest. 


The Fury (Brian DePalma, 1978): 3/5

Kirk Douglas is stuck in a half-baked adventure spy scenario, but Amy Irving and Andrew Stevens are in a much more interesting teen psychic twin-lover movie. This movie is barely competent and instead swirls a dozen moods and references in a blender (this is not necessarily a criticism). It’s much more fun and interesting, than, for example…


Casualties of War (Brian DePalma, 1989): 2/5

A completely rote script, lacking in a single moment of surprise or novel insight. 


Mission to Mars (Brian DePalma, 2000): 1.5/5

Like a space adventure but slower. DePalma makes good use of some massive rotating sets and a camera that rotates 360 as well, but unfortunately there are actors on screen talking, too. 



Robert Ryan Film Fest

Expert at playing an asshole, god love him.


Crossfire (Edward Dmytryk, 1947): 3/5

Stuffed with incident, dialogue and characters. Still, it’s an odd mixture of problem film (racism, specifically hating Jews) and noir. All the Roberts (Young, Mitchum and Ryan) are expert and in their lanes.  


Caught (Max Ophüls, 1949): 3/5

I’m pretty sure that the title is referring to when Robert Ryan gets Bel Geddes pregnant. Then he’s really got her. Lots of big, beautiful rooms full of spider web shadows. Would be fun to see the same movie but with James Mason as the sadistic rich asshole and Ryan as the saintly doctor. 


On Dangerous Ground (Nicholas Ray, 1951): 3.5/5

Dirty Harry-ish city cop Ryan joins a manhunt in the snowy mountains. Blind girl Ida Lupino (whom Imdb also credits as a co-director) talks to him about loneliness and lack of trust. Lots of emotions flying around, some rational and some not. The father of the murder victim picks up the fallen murder and carries him like a child, Dardenne-like. 


Odds Against Tomorrow (Robert Wise, 1959): 4.5/5

I’ll bet you $100 that this movie shows up in Marclay’s The Clock at 6:05 pm. The time when all honest people have knocked off work. Chock full of jaw-droppingly blunt and forceful racism, much of it spilling out of Robert Ryan in full-on asshole mode. Plus, Shelly Winters, Gloria Graham and Ed Begley Sr. Capped by an honest-to-god pulse pounding caper and startling high contrast photography. And I rarely notice soundtracks but I liked this jazzy one, with ample vibraphone that Harry Belafonte is at one point shown playing. Under-discussed!


The Set-Up, rw (Robert Wise, 1959): 5/5

A boxing picture, see. Begins on a clock showing that it is 9:05 pm. A bit early for anything too crazy—maybe just a little routine pressure on a poor patsy. A normal Wednesday (says the sign) at the Paradise City arena next to the Dreamland bar, across the street from the hotel where a washed-up bum is sleeping. Everyone is betting against him, but is he smart enough to take the dive? 1:12 minutes later the clock shows 10:17, verifying that the movie was in real-time, a normal and routine Wednesday. Ryan’s best performance.



Sidney Lumet Film Festival

Most of these are very interior dramas. You rarely see a real antagonist on the screen. Instead, you’re dealing with a world of thoughts, memories, feelings and inner conflict. 


Tragedy in a Temporary Town (Sidney Lumet, Feb. 1956): 3.5/5

The Alcoa Hour. A young girl is touched/frightened in the woods outside of a temporary-workers camp, giving Jack Warden and his friends an excuse to start taking names, intimidating the people of color, etc. Warden is a live wire, and I’ve never seen Lloyd Bridges this loose and intense. If this aired today, people would say it was Woke, dismissingly. Meaning, I guess, that we haven’t woken up much in my lifetime. 


The Hill (Sidney Lumet, 1956): 3/5

The same setting and most of the homo eroticism, mental illness and sadomasochism of Beau Travail, plus a pre-toupee Sean Connery sweating through his khaki shorts. Surprisingly, the film muffs the big, central, titular symbol—a phallic nub the warden of this desert prison uses to march his prisoners up and down. It’s never really used as the promised crucible. Similar to but not as good as Cool Hand Luke or One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.


Long Day’s Journey into Night (Sidney Lumet, 1962): 4/5

Did Katherine Hepburn ever portray a junky? Why yes, she did, and at times excellently, especially during the highs. The dreamy, live, long takes of Act 2 place this among the greatest film performances, period. Drunk-ass Ralph Richardson and Dean Stockwell are also worth watching. Surely, Bergman is greatly influenced by the play. 


The Pawnbroker (Sidney Lumet, 1964): 4/5

Powerful movie with a deep character, capable of great suffering. The plot pushes him to the limit of his own hypocrisy and his need to integrate the normal, corrupt world (and in one memorable sequence, sexuality) with the horror of his own memories. He is still and always in a cage. Lots of great, very free documentary footage of New York buildings and people. Naturally it’s about the search for meaning in a world full of suffering, and what could possibly be more important than that? Schrader would have made this God’s Lonely Man conflagrate, but here he just keeps turning inward and turning inward.


The Offense (Sidney Lumet, 1973): 2/5

Lumet in Scotland and working again with Sean Connery. A police procedural with grey skies and a burnt-out cop beating people up then getting drunk, which devolves into angry young man poetry about how hard it is to be a cop. Boo hoo. An admirably dark protagonist, but it’s expressed through an awful lot of speechifying. It was a play, of course, but that’s no excuse.


Serpico, rw (Sidney Lumet, 1973): 4/5

Really all about how cool it would be to walk into your boss’ office in a flowy polka-dot shirt, leather vest, full-on beard, soulful eyes and bucket hat, put your Cuban-heel boots up on his desk and yell FUCK YOU while someone is trying to tackle you. An all-time great and charismatic performance, which is good since it’s a very internal drama that doesn’t give his character much to do besides brood and shout at the ones he loves the most. Always very real-feeling while obviously being method-y and dramatic. 


Running on Empty (Sidney Lumet, 1988): 3.5/5

River Phoenix is so great and cries in almost every scene. River must have been a weepy guy naturally, because he’s not really acting. He’s just being very emotional up there on the screen, and it’s powerful. The movie places him into a drama about how hard it is, in some families, to be allowed to go off to college, and I could relate. Hersh and Lahti are game, but their story is not very sympathetic, as their failed 60s idealism is sublimated into self-involved parenthood. Also: terrible title. 



Karel Reisz Film Fest

All three share an underlying feeling of dread that this is all going to end badly—which for the most part, it does. 


The Gambler, rw (Karel Reisz, 1974): 5/5

“What do you want? Some clams? They’ll fix you some clams. Jerry, bring over two-dozen Little Necks.” Caan plays basketball, boxes, plays tennis, dances. Paul Sorvino, Burt Young, M. Emmett Walsh, James Woods and Vic Tayback shine in small but piquant roles. Beautiful use of Mahler’s 1st. In the end, our protagonist seems satisfied if not exactly happy, having finally brought some of his hidden injuries out into the real world. 


Who’ll Stop the Rain (Karel Reisz, 1978): 2/5

The concluding standoff takes place in an old hippie compound psychedelically wired for sound and lights—heroin once and for all blowing up the Kesey acid-test dream. 


French Lieutenant’s Woman (Karel Reisz, 1981): 3.5/5

Jeremy Irons just loves to play the obsessive lover who ruins his life with desire. See also: M. Butterfly and Damage. At one point, Irons and Streep begin to mack out, and he carries her to the bed, takes 20 long seconds to remove his vest while Streep visibly passes through four distinct emotional states, and they fuck. I thought, during most of the film, that the contemporary stuff was postmodern fiddling, but soon the parallels and doubles start paying off. The conclusion satisfyingly resolves the happy-ending question. 


Sunday, May 23, 2021

 The Disciple (Chaitanya Tamhane, 2020): 3.5/5

THE DISCIPLE has some of the more striking structural decisions and elisions I've encountered recently. A must watch for all film students not just for the exquisite craft (the writer-director also edited the film which was shot by 3rd generation Polish cinematographer Michal Sobocinski whose late dad shot THREE COLORS: RED) but also for the parable about dedicating your life to a craft.

rewatched Interstellar (Christopher Nolan, 2014): 4.5/5
Kubrick: The drives that generate violence among men will someday slingshot us to a higher evolutionary plane where we may or may not transcend them, if we can first abort the rival ascent of artificial life.
Tarkovsky: Technology makes real what we want, but it cannot make what we want significant; and perhaps being shown what we want, divorced from meaning, will only drive us further into our own psychological prisons.
Nolan: Alright gang, tech's put us in a bit of a bind, but to save the world, we're gonna have to travel FASTER THAN THE SPEED OF LOVE.
Jokes aside, I hadn't seen this since its theatrical release, and I'm happy to say that my initial lukewarm read was wrong; this movie is a visually monumental, thought-provoking space opera and mind-enriching human odyssey into the unknown that is first of all a heart wrenching family drama. Not to mention a stunning realization of some of the most profoundly difficult-to-grasp scientific concepts known to mankind.

rewatched I Stand Alone (Gaspar Noe, 1998): 3.5/5
Imagine the response had Noe saved "You have 30 seconds to leave the theater" for IRREVERSIBLE, and employed it toward the end of the film. There's actually nothing else left that’s upsetting...but what if you didn't know that? What if you were sitting there thinking "Wait wait wait wait wait, now he warns us?!?" Would've been a magnificent joke. Also that bang/zoom effect remains brutally effective, and is so sui generis that it's never been copied as far as I know.

Those Who Wish Me Dead (Taylor Sheridan, 2021): 2/5
Unmercifully almost entirely free of incident save for a 20-minute stretch towards the end.

The Killing of Two Lovers (Robert Machoian, 2020): 3/5
Basically if David Lowry made MARRIAGE STORY.


French Exit (Azazel Jacobs, 2020): 2.5/5
Basically if Wes Anderson were a chaos gay

Infinite Football (Corneliu Porumboiu, 2018): 3/5
Appreciated this on an intellectual level but still found it kinda dull. Not being a sports fan admittedly didn't help—I'm fuzzy on the precise nature of the rule changes Ginghina advocates, and honestly couldn't discern how the experimental game we see at one point differs from a regular game. It's all just dudes kicking a ball around the field to me. Still, the basic idea comes across: Having endured a traumatic soccer-related experience as a child, Ginghina is now weirdly obsessed with reconfiguring the sport in ways that might have prevented his injury, oblivious to the fact that this "problem" is hardly widespread.

Martin Eden (Pietro Marcello, 2019): 3/5
Eh… como si dice… “leftist mimbo”

The Price of Everything (Nathaniel Kahn, 2018): 2/5
Unfocused contempt does not make for meaningful critique. Awful music cues and manipulative camera reveals end up highlighting a hollowness of filmmaking that rivals the hollowness of its subjects.

Mortal Kombat (Simon McQuoid, 2021): 0.5/5
It’s not very good, but it’s also quite bad. If tramp stamps were a movie it would be this.

My Octopus Teacher (Philippa Elhrich, James Reed, 2020): 1.5/5
I’d watch this again, but ONLY with audio commentary by this guy’s poor wife.

Stowaway (Joe Penna, 2021): 2.5/5
GRAVITY meets THE MARTIAN, basically. (And I didn't care for either of those films.)

Honeydew (Devereux Milburn, 2020): 2/5
More like HoneyDON'T. Only watched this because of Mary Karr and Barbara Kingsley's involvement. (Milburn is Karr's son.)

Lured (Douglas Sirk, 1947): 3/5
Brassy taxi dancer Lucille Ball goes undercover to help Scotland Yard track down a serial killer who's been taunting the police with Baudelaire parodies. Along the way she winds up exposing slave traders, madmen, and possibly... her heart!
Boris Karloff steals the show in a one-off scene that is utterly bizarre and then never mentioned again.

Where Is My Friend's House (Abbas Kiarostami, 1987): 4/5
Soul-soothing simplicity and inherent goodness viewed through the lens of a child. Probably the most empathetic showcase of the childhood experience that I have seen in a movie thus far.

Fourteen (Dan Sallitt, 2019): 4/5
Time, as a symptom. Minimalistic filmmaking at some of its best and brightest, FOURTEEN is a brutally honest, tenderly written contemplation of female friendship that wouldn't be as wonderful as it is if not for Dan Sallitt's understated direction and sensitive, empathetic script and Tallie Medel and Norma Kuhling's beautiful performances.

Jailhouse Rock (Richard Thorpe, 1957): 1.5/5 
A movie where Elvis kills a man, spends about 12 days in jail, then takes over the music and film industries while being a jerk to everyone in his path, and then gets punched in the throat for his troubles. Just shut up and play "Jailhouse Rock" already!


The Chaperone (Michael Engler, 2018): 2.5/5 
There are virtually no surprises in this film. It's schlocky, and the dialogue is simplistic and corny, but I came across it on PBS on a mellow Sunday afternoon and it hit the spot. Also, I love anything related to Louise Brooks. 

Tuesday, May 11, 2021

 

Lake Mungo (Joel Anderson, 2008): 3/5

Spooky ghost photos and video. It did get under my skin a bit. 


Samurai Rebellion (Masaki Kobayashi, 1967): 3.5/5

It has the same beautiful contrast of exquisite stillness and explosions of movement/violence as Kobayashi’s Hara-Kiri. The conflict until the last 25 minutes is incredibly internal: the moment a gunslinger pauses, his hand hovering over his weapon. 


The Sword of Doom (Kihachi Okamoto, 1966): 4.5/5

Traditionally entertaining while still being serious about ritual and not at all cheekily pop. After so many arty samurai films, it is a pleasure: Western music and a more Western pace, with a cool and nihilistic anti-hero (who is also a murderer and rapist). The last 12 minutes are one of the most beautiful and bonkers action sequences I’ve seen—and what a whammo ending! 


The Servant (Joseph Losey, 1963): 3/5

Blimey, it’s as if the servant was the master the whole time. Something about James Fox seems to scream that he’s easily corruptible. 


Wake in Fright (Ted Kotcheff, 1971): 4/5

The beeriest movie of all time. Quite a descent into depravity, like a sweaty Australian Blue Velvet with actual buggery and a prolonged kangaroo massacre. In so doing, the filmmakers 100% nailed what it was like to grow up in the San Fernando Valley. 


Yeelen (Souleymane Cissé, 1987): 3/5

Me watching Yeelen: “Man, this movie’s depiction of black people is so racist.” (Which demonstrates … something).  Straight outta the ageless myths of Mali. Anthropology and images. Since it is impenetrable, it’s a pageant, and a rare and valuable one — damnable praise. Serious question: has Beyoncé watched this? Has Solange? 


When I Get Home (Solange, 2019): 3.5/5

Striking visuals encourage a full-album listen or two of this artsy, ever-modulating, proggy R&B and gospel.



The Von Sternberg/mostly Dietrich Film Fest

In von Sternberg’s universe, since all women are prostitutes, the uber-woman wears the designation proudly but also doesn’t care what others think, taking frank pleasure in herself (at least until she, at the (literal) last minute, submits to a more traditional role, usually with a weak and vanilla ex-lover that she previously wronged.) 


Underworld (Josef von Sternberg, 1927): 3/5

Von Sternberg is (typically) more interested in men and women destroying one another than in the gangster stuff. Rehabilitated drunk Clive Brook is subtly expressive, standing out much more than in his lead(ish) turn in Shanghai Express. 


The Blue Angel, rw (Josef von Sternberg, 1930): 4/5

A younger, plumper Dietrich seen in her natural element: thoughtlessly playing with a guileless idiot. This is the version of her persona that she is paying for and seeking redemption for in the rest of her roles. Although, it begs the question: what does she get out of this but some jollies? Watching it when I was younger, I can remember thinking he was a normal guy ruined by this cruel woman. But in fact, he is a dumb and mean schnook, and worst of all a hypocritical scold. Loathed by his students, one of his first acts in the movie is to punch down on the classroom’s only nerd who probably loves him. In other words, he deserves (and even wants) to be torn apart. Thereafter, we are presented with Dietrich’s magnificent power that we all succumb to.  


Dishonored (Josef von Sternberg, 1931): 3.5/5

Dietrich brims with sexy Bugs Bunny insouciance. A long flirtation/cat-and -mouse with a handsome Russian antagonist. “I’m sorry I’ll have to search you X-27. Take your things off.” Are these the longest cross-fades in cinema history? Glorious! At the climax Dietrich’s character makes an enigmatic decision that either ruins the movie or makes it 10 times better. 


Blonde Venus (Josef von Sternberg, 1932): 4/5

The location is less exotic than usual (not wandering farther than Louisiana). Basically, it’s a woman’s picture where Dietrich is put through trials trying to keep her family intact. At one point, on stage, she doffs a gorilla costume, dons a blonde Afro and sings “Hot Voodoo,” accompanied by a dozen women in blackface and tribal face markings. Later she sports a riding outfit with shiny boots and crop. Also she sings cabaret and conducts sex work on several occasions. 


Shanghai Express, rw (Josef von Sternberg, 1932): 5/5

Puts front and center the morality of a woman’s right to own her own body and to have relations with anyone she likes—as well as wear amazing outfits and possibly be either a spy or a prostitute or both. Full of intrigue, glamour and exoticism. No one has ever been lit (up) like Dietrich in this movie before or since. Who is Shanghai Lil? Was she a famous singer or prostitute or was she just the Dietrich of The Devil is a Woman or Blue Angel: someone who drove a bunch of men wild, moving one to the other?


The Devil is a Woman, rw (Josef von Sternberg, 1935): 4/5

The duo’s most broadly comic movie, where Dietrich is a ravishing and soulless doll, pursuing pleasure and money while ruining the lives of everyone around her, and bobbing her head and rolling her eyes like a parrot. In her bawdy opening number, she describes sex as being “nice,” “good” and “sweet.” But she doesn’t seem to care as much about sex here as about power. Here’s the same weak, jealous man—and will she, in the end, submit this time? Yep!! All actually pretty amusing and nihilistic. 


Anatahan (Josef von Sternberg, 1953): 2.5/5

Twelve Japanese soldiers and one woman, who is not much but a token to be fought for. An all-Japanese cast, but their lines aren’t translated, just explained by a voice over in English, which robs them of their agency and personhood. Compounded by the fact that the narrator often foretells what will happen next, the movie has an indifferent, gods eye view of the fate of these folks. Von Sternberg’s last film if you don’t count Jet Pilot with John Wayne, which many do not. 



Unwatched Howard Hawks Fest

Highly watchable stories, which at their best are simply about the pure pleasure of watching competent men at work.


Air Force (Howard Hawks, 1943): 3/5

Contemporaneous WWII adventure, following the crew of a B-17 through Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7, then on to Wake Island and Manila. Lots of manly interactions that are surprisingly affectionate and even loving. 


I Was a Male War Bride (Howard Hawks, 1949): 2.5/5

One of the worst titles in cinema history. This actually begins as a perfectly charming “first they hate one another, but after a romp across post war Germany they fall in love” rom-com. Then follows up with some feminine panic and Catch-22-lite jokes about military red tape. 


Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (Howard Hawks, 1953): 1.5/5

Another terrible title, but at least this is for a terrible movie. Monroe plays a gross cartoon of an idiotic, cynical and solipsistic gold digger (Dietrich would approve), quite a contrast to the strong, silent, warm Hawks men. Monroe’s acting is absolutely the worst (as always, other than possibly in The Misfits.)


Hatari (Howard Hawks, 1962): 4/5

Wayne playing grab-ass with fellow no-homos in Tanzania. Men at work, catching big animals alive for zoos. Made directly after Rio Bravo, cinema’s greatest hangout movie, this, at 2:37, is even more slack and relaxed. A girl in bath mistaking a pet cheetah for a wild one, a jazzy “Swanee River” on a piano, a giraffe hunt, a shooting contest, a dislocated shoulder treated in the field, a zebra hunt, an orphaned baby elephant, getting the ostriches back into their pens, a romance between Wayne and an Italian photographer half his age (named Dallas), and always plenty of hard liquor once the sun goes down. There is no antagonist, and the rhino that injures “The Indian” (a white dude with an English accent) becomes the saga’s Moby Dick. Chock full of glorious animal footage, and they are all fucking real with zero CGI and it’s a pure pleasure. I hated the last 12 minutes, which thankfully relieves me of the need to justify an even higher rating for this nothing of a masterpiece. 


Rio Lobo (Howard Hawks, 1970): 3/5

The third (and least successful, obviously) Wayne/Hawks pairing that has a river in the title (after Red and Bravo). Hawks’ last film. Competent and full of action sequences. Half of the scenes end with Wayne looking at the camera, swirling some brown liquor and ice in a highball glass and intoning joyfully and with satisfaction: “Welp, I guess it’s time for me to get shitfaced.”