Sunday, June 30, 2024


Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (George Miller, 2024): 4/5

Consistently delivers horrifying WTF moments, but no matter how grotesque and sadistic script is, the filmmaking is joyful and the tone is light and melodramatic. The camera movement in, around, under, over, and through the tanker in the central action scene is thrilling over and over. There are also bold monochromatic passages in orange and blue, and I’m reminded that Miller released a b/w version of Fury Road, although here he integrates it into the storytelling. Does Anya Taylor-Joy ever blink? Every bit as good as Fury Road.

 

I Saw the TV Glow (Jane Schoenbrun, 2024): 3.5/5

Heavy Lynch vibes. A feeling of unease and that everything is unreal slash assembled from our past media experiences. Our protagonist is frustrating because he never lets us travel down the yellow brick road, but maybe it’s better that it all vibrates just outside explanation. It’s tempting to see this autobiographically as a trans text, but I think it works for all kinds of repression/confusion. I’m really glad people are digging on this, and I’m in on the next movie, with hopefully a budget larger than a half an episode of House of the Dragon—although personally I was hoping for the slightly creepier vibes of World’s Fair.

 

* Inside Out 2 (Kelsey Mann, 2024): 3.5/5

The new “emotions” don’t add much, and the adventures of joy, anger, fear, envy and sadness across an abstract inner landscape are not exciting or new. But when we’re in the real world with our 13-year-old protagonist, the film works gangbusters. I related heavily to the girl growing up and becoming more complex, and tears came early and often.

 

Hit Man (Richard Linklater, 2024): 2/5

Hegel says it’s OK to kill the police officer that is trying to arrest you for your crimes. Glen Powell is going to be a huge star.

 

Civil War (Alex Garland, 2024): 2.5/5

The film remains apolitical, but when people were shooting at one another I wanted to know who is fighting who for what. That’s drama. Without that, it’s just guns, gear and fear with little meaning. The movie tries to settle for a story about noble and important war photographers, but I find it hard to believe that little black and white images do shit.

 

The Garfield Movie (Mark Dindal, 2024): 2.5/5

Better than it had to be, but mostly because it places Garfield in a traditional adventure plot such that it could have been any character at all.

 

Baby Reindeer, 7 eps (Richard Gadd, 2024): 2.5/5

Stalking: fine. Trans issues: Oh, I see. Rape: uh oh. Sexual abuse in the church: you gotta be kidding me. Just a lot to put yourself through. Too much.

 

Godzilla Minus One (Takashi Yamazaki, 2023): 3.5/5

Breathtaking special effects, especially when Godzilla walks into Tokyo for some good old-fashioned building-smashin’. The monster here is the physical embodiment of our protagonist’s shame at failing in his kamikaze mission, which is interesting, but the rest of the relationship drama at the center of the film didn’t interest me much. Not as good as Shin Godzilla.

 

Bambi (David Hand, 1942): 3.5/5

The most arty and abstract of Disney movies (setting Fantasia aside). Also, the most adult, frankly addressing aging and death. No plot, no conflict, little dialogue and none of it expository—just a circle of life through the seasons and on through the phases of life. Echoes through Lion King and Pocahontas but also Miyazaki’s close attention to nature. Brief but lovely songs. Why can’t more songs be 45 perfect seconds, then we move on?

 

Raw Deal, rw (Anthony Mann, 1948): 3.5/5

Extraordinary direction and cinematography/lighting courtesy of John Alton, although the script and acting are just OK. John Ireland, always my favorite gunsel, is the exception.

 

From the East (Chantal Akerman, 1993): 2/5

It’s madness that 12 contributors to the latest Sight & Sound poll put this vacation footage from the Eastern Bloc on their top 10 favorite movies list.

 

Tout Une Nuit (Chantal Akerman, 1982): 2.5/5

A series of romantic intrigues in a variety of tones. Slowly arcs from the bar to the street to the stair to the bed to aftermaths.

 

Going in Style (Martin Brest, 1979): 4/5

A friggin’ delight, both funny and serious. George Burns is great (!)—self-possessed, still and droll. And indeed all the actors are superb. George Burns was 83, Lee Strasberg 78, and Art Carney the baby of the bunch at 61. A sequence in 1979 Las Vegas displays real joy and pure enjoyment, answering the question “What do they want the money for anyway?”

 

Don’t Let the Riverbeast Get You! (Charles Roxburgh, 2012): 3.5/5

Magic Spot (Charles Roxburgh, 2022): 3/5

Like a lot of outsider art, these movies are naïve, direct, and grotesquely ignorant of rules. They are incompetent, but the incompetence doesn’t get in the way of them being good. They are not mistakes—the films are just the way the makers want them, the only way the makers could make them. They’re not “so bad it’s good.” They’re just good.

 

Milford Graves Full Mantis (Jake Meginsky, 2018): 3/5

A doc about a far-out drummer with a trippy personality/worldview.

 

Men Don’t Leave, rw (Paul Brickman, 1990): 3.5/5

At 23 I loved this movie, Brickman’s follow-up to Risky Business—which is strange, since it’s so sad. 33 years later, I can connect it favorably to weepy woman’s pictures where the new widow must make her way in the world selling pies and keeping track of her children’s needs as well as she can (ie, pretty badly), especially Mildred Pierce, Imitation of Life, and Stella Dallas. Jessica Lange knocks it out of the park.

 

Birth, rw (Jonathan Glazer, 2004): 3.5/5

A very Kubrick/Lynch experience, where all the characters seem hypnotized, and you become hypnotized yourself, until you’re not really asking ‘why’ the characters are acting the way they do, just following along. Since the movie is about grieving, not birth, it must have started out being called Death, not Birth, right? Kidman astounds.

 

Enough Said, rw (Nicole Holofcener, 2013): 4/5

The acting is stupendous, and I related deeply (still) to the feelings these characters have as their daughters are preparing to go off to college. Unusually large number of scenes in bed between these characters, but it’s realistic: at the beginning of a relationship people have sex a lot (and obviously if you’re lucky, you know, it keeps going…).

 

 

Early David Lean Film Fest

Lean’s first four films were written by Noël Coward, but none is as good as his Design for Living (directed by Lubitsch, obv), but few movies are. This fest was spurred by my viewing of The Passionate Friends, which kind of blew my mind. I watched it twice. Between Brief Encounter and The Passionate Friends, Lean directs two Dickens adaptations.

 

In Which We Serve (David Lean, Noël Coward, 1942): 3/5

Noël Coward not only wrote this but co-directed and starred in it, and he’s a confident performer with a natural gravity. Some realistic war footage, including a pretty harrowing boat-vs-plane battle, with ample flashes back to mundane (or let’s say universal) domestic dramas that brought each man to this point. Good acting and characters, but—it being a war-time production—the upper lips sure are stiff.

 

This Happy Breed (David Lean, 1944): 3/5

Telling the story of an average English family in the 20 years between the wars, this film—like In Which We Serve—is episodic and full of drama of the of most unexceptional sort. This makes the film both dull and, in the end, moving as a portrait of all of England.

 

Blithe Spirit (David Lean, 1945): 2.5/5

A man’s first wife returns as a ghost, and everyone speaks with Noël Coward’s witty dialogue. However, I don’t really know what he’s getting at here. Not really a comment on marriage, and full of shallow and quarrelsome people and ghosts. I happened to see the actual play recently, and at twice the length, it was twice as funny and twice as tiresome.  

 

Brief Encounter, rw (David Lean, 1945): 4/5

A love story that focuses almost exclusively on sadness, anxiety, regret and shame. “If only I could die.”

 

The Passionate Friends (David Lean, 1949): 5/5

Slots next to Call Me by Your Name and Portrait of a Lady on Fire (and, well, Brief Encounter) as great stories of impossible passions. Ann Todd is amazingly expressive, and Trevor Howard is a charismatic revelation. The cinematography, with all its fluttering shadows, is beyond beautiful, especially in the scene where they take a long gondola ride into crystalline purity of the top of the Alps. I watched this because I had heard that PTA cited it as an influence on Phantom Thread, and indeed there is an extremely familiar-looking New Year’s Eve party here, among other parallels.

 

 

Jean Grémillon Film Fest

Reminiscent of Carné and early Renoir in their moody romanticism. Remorques and Lumiere d’ete were both written by Jacques Prévert, who also wrote Children of Paradise, Port of Shadows, Le Jour Se Leve, and The Crimes of Monsieur Lange. None of these Grémillon films are quite as good as those (though Remorques comes close), but few movies are.

 

Lady Killer (Jean Grémillon, 1937): 3/5

Jean Gabin is a ladies man, who finally falls in love and gets a taste of his own medicine. The film’s climactic meeting between the characters is strikingly shot and charged with emotion—and the outcome works better than it did in Renior’s La Bête Humaine, a year later.

 

Remorques/Stormy Waters (Jean Grémillon, 1941): 4/5

Like The Deer Hunter, this begins with a wedding where you meet everyone, then the boys all go off on a dangerous mission (here on the ocean) that will change everything. Beautiful 30s shadow and fog cinematography and a leaning toward a documentary feeling when possible, thus poetic realism.

 

Le Ciel Est à Vous/The Woman Who Dared (Jean Grémillon, 1944): 2.5/5

A happy family is made even more happy (then unhappy, then happy again) as the wife takes up flying. A huge hit and a feel-good experience, but a shallow one.

 

Lumiere d’ete/Summer Light (Jean Grémillon, 1943): 3.5/5

Another tale of doomed love from Jacques Prévert. Three flawed men are obsessed with a young innocent, and a nearby dam construction site ensures that there are plenty of explosives, guns and cliffs about. What could go wrong? Made during the Occupation and banned until after the war for its portrayal of very debauched and cruel aristocratic and artistic classes.

 

The King and the Mockingbird (Paul Grimault, 1980): 2.5/5

Jacques Prévert wrote this animated movie as well, and it does tangentially feature two star-crossed lovers. Originally begun in 1952 and eventually completed in 1980, Grimault’s style is close to that of Max Fleischer (such as Gulliver’s Travels).

 

 

Spaghetti Western Film Fest

I’m surprised to find a pervasive theme of armed collectivist revolution and an impulse to lift up one’s poorest compadres once and for all (and get away with the gold) in these anarchic, argumentative, risible, lumpy, cartoonish, emotional, emphatic, new-feeling outdoor adventures (with guns). Not smooth, but full of anti-social crazies, weird corners and directorial whims. A romantic (if “fallen”) vision. Peckinpah is the closest American analogy. “Don’t buy bread. Buy dynamite.”

 

Django (Sergio Corbucci, 1966): 3/5

Clint Eastwood look- and sound-alike Franco Nero pits two factions against one another in the quest for gold, with a final shootout in a cemetery. Familiar ground, but this is short and well-told, with a surreal amount of mud.

 

A Bullet for the General (Damiano Damiani, 1967): 3/5

A band of thieves (who want the gold) turns into a band of revolutionaries (who want the gold). The first of Damiani’s so called Zapata westerns. Written by Franco Solinas, who also penned The Battle of Algiers.

 

Face to Face (Sergio Sollima, 1967): 3.5/5

Interesting premise. The bad guy slowly grows a conscience, while our protagonist—a tubercular professor—pulls a Breaking Bad, turning ever more to the dark side. Written by Sergio Donati, who wrote For a Few Dollars More.

 

The Hellbenders (Sergio Corbucci, 1967): 3.5/5

Has a non-spaghetti feel. Joseph Cotten himself heads up a family of murderers to rival the Clantons. Displays of cruelty and rape-iness are at an elevated level, and Cotten wears a level of lipstick that could not be accidental.

 

The Mercenary (Sergio Corbucci, 1968): 3.5/5

I appreciate a universe where (excellent) third-stringers Franco Nero, Woody Strode, Jack Palance (who plays Curly, in a hideous curly-haired wig) cosplay The Good, the Bad and the Ugly. Very dynamic camerawork, including rapid editing and a generous dollop of flashy zooms. Chaotic shootouts reminiscent of The Wild Bunch. Full of tough corners for our protagonists.

 

Companeros (Sergio Corbucci, 1970): 3.5/5

A broad comedy adventure with Marxist /Christian revolutionary ideals. Jack Palance wanders around the Mexican foothills in a cape, smoking joints, and talking to his pet hawk, as one does. Also the hawk ate the guy’s hand 10 years earlier, which saved his life. It’s that kind of movie. Plus an explicit plea for non-violence as a solution, making it a welcome response to the myth of retributive violence so routinely championed in cinema. Music by Ennio Morricone. Very recognizable but kind of … broad.  Although let’s face it, he fucking owns whistling.

 

And God Said to Cain (Antonio Margheriti, 1970): 3/5

This straightforward revenge plot is familiar from movies I grew up with such as High Plains Drifter. Makes me consider how few of these Spaghettis have revenge plots. A young Klaus Kinski is used expertly—the angles on his face are sharp enough to cut paper.

 

Keoma (Enzo G. Castellari, 1976): 3.5/5

Tons of cool and outrageous slo-mo death rolls and flips, plus thick layer of nihilism, which here means the near constant threat of rape and death. Many astonishing shots and tricks, pushing gunshot kills into a ballet that exaggerates Peckinpah’s already pretty arch vibe.

  

Saturday, June 29, 2024

 The Watchers (Ishana Night Shyamalan, 2024): 1/5

I’m something of a watcher myself.

A watcher of movies that is.

But some movies I wish I didn’t watch.

This was one of those movies.


Kinds of Kindness (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2024): 4/5
Gritty, horny, violent, and darkly hilarious, Kinds of Kindness is Yorgos’s nod to all the sickos out there. He and Plemons are a perfect pairing, and I can't wait to see what they do together in his next film.

The Hunger (Tony Scott, 1983): 2/5
A visually striking but vapid film with no ideas coasting on the preternatural beauty of its lead actors. And I understand it was the '80s but they could've cut the flowing white curtain budget in half.

Hostel (Eli Roth, 2005): 0/5
Sexist ✓
Racist ✓
Homophobic ✓
Surprisingly dull ✓
Written by a baby ✓
I just can't with Eli Roth. I need him to serve jail time.

Call Northside 777 (Henry Hathaway, 1948): 3.5/5
Just a bunch of pros telling a story like pros. Jimmy Stewart may never have been more dogged, or shrewd, as here, outside of his westerns at least. Outside of characters who shoot guns. There's a glint of that All-American righteous indignation of his Mr. Smith persona but none of the "aw shucks" naive charm. This Jimmy walks down dark alleys regularly where Jefferson Smith has never even seen one. Love seeing Lee J. Cobb in perhaps the most subdued and reserved role I've ever seen from him.

rewatched The Third Man (Carol Reed, 1949): 4/5
That fucking zither score really got on my nerves this time. On the other hand, it's absolutely perfect for the final scene, which reliably destroyed. So.

We Grown Now ( Minhal Baig, 2023): 3/5
I was moved by this depiction of Black joy, specifically how two 11 year old Black boys doing their version of Ferris Bueller is filmed with a Truffaut-like sense of joy when we know Black boys engaging in this kind of idyll never get away with it like Ferris did. Great use of 1.66:1. And I hope Jurnee Smollett is remembered come awards time. The two boys are both pretty great too.

I Used to Be Funny (Ally Pankiw, 2023): 2.5/5
The nonlinear structure really didn't work for me here. Rachel Sennott is always good though. Crazy jumpscare towards the end (the whole thing took place in Canada). Also no movie needs two Phoebe Bridgers needle drops.

The Timekeepers of Eternity (Aristotelis Maragkos, 2021): 3.5/5
Ten minutes into The Timekeepers of Eternity, you'll know whether or not its central gimmick - condensing and remixing the little-remembered Stephen King miniseries THE LANGOLIERS by printing it out on sheets of paper and tearing through frames, thus re-inventing its filmic language - is for you. When something makes me think of Takashi Ito and Guy Maddin, it is indeed for me, but what was less clear at this juncture is: why this treatment for this text?
That this reasoning becomes clear is testament to the deeply considered nuclear ambition of The Timekeepers of Eternity. You *could* do this with any film, but there are multiple textual reasons it really works here, mirroring not only in-camera action but the metaphysical conceit the film is based around (one I won't spoil). I'm not familiar with Aristotelis Maragkos, so I don't know if he's played with this technique elsewhere, but watching him constantly innovate and one-up himself as the narrative develops is thrilling.
My only problem is that I wanted to punch Bronson Pinchot in the face, and various other lameness can't be overlooked. But as with Maddin, the plastic off-putting elements, in their own way, contribute to an unreality that becomes deeply compelling on its own terms.

Under Paris (Xavier Gens, 2024): 0.5/5
OR, Shark De Triomphe.
The premise is unserious as hell it had no choice but being fun but i was wrong it was the opposite of fun

Juice (Ernest Dickerson, 1992): 3/5
The first half is an amazing time capsule of the first peak of Hip Hop culture and Harlem with a dizzying number of cameos. When it becomes a horror/noir, it loses some of its magic but for the magnetic turn by Tupac Shakur who becomes a self-destructive avatar of street nihilism in the film in ways that are more than a little eerily prescient.

Hit Man (Richard Linklater, 2024): 3/5
A simple comedy. There's absolutely no depth to this at all, but sometimes it's nice not to have to think during a movie. All comfort pie is good comfort pie.

Kim's Video (David Redmon, Ashley Sabin, 2023): 2.5/5
Documentary on the legendary video rental store Kim’s Video that existed in New York City from 1987 to 2009. Over the years Kim amassed an insane collection of extremely rare tapes, dvds and bootlegs. Upon closing Kim’s Video the collection was donated to a small town in Italy who ultimately neglected the collection. Local politics and the mafia get involved and the filmmaker then turns his journey into a heist movie half way through with plans to steal back the huge collection and bring it home to New York where it will be properly preserved and enjoyed by all.
Sounds great and all, but the doc suffers from the classic problem: remarkable story, terrible storyteller. Just horrific narration, in terms of structure, content, and delivery where he pushes and pries and approaches his "research" so unprofessionally that it's a confusing and uncomfortable miracle that he accomplished as much as he did. Imagine how interesting this doc could have been in the hands of someone with an ounce of skill or preparation; someone who wouldn't, say, fly to Italy solo without learning a word of the language. (Also: what the FUCK happened in the underpass with the Mayor???)
In conclusion - never trust a man who says he watched Bottle Rocket to plan for his heist!!!! Bottle Rocket !! The whole point is that they're bad at heists!!

The Grab (Gabriela Cowperthwaite, 2022): 4/5
One of the interesting things about the end of the world in the 21st Century is that we don't need to go through it and look back with 20/20 vision - we can see how it's all going down the toilet as we speak... We are aware, and you'll rarely see "we're all so fucked" presented so well as it is here.
If you’re of a certain age, you’ll definitely recall the newsworthy oil crisis, created by OPEC, The Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries, whereby a handful of the world’s richest oil producing nations controlled the supply of oil for money, power and world domination, forcing dependent countries and their citizens into tenuous circumstances. Lest you think those days are over, this documentary will open your eyes to the reality of the current geopolitical weaponry being wielded by China, Russia, Saudi Arabia, UAE and yes of course, the United States, where the currency is no longer oil, but rather food and water.
This gobsmacking doc follows award-winning journalist Nathan Halverson and his team at the Center for Investigative Reporting as they crack open a story based on an epic leak of documents exposing a complex, interwoven web of clandestine activities by private individuals, myriad offshore shell companies and governments as they seek food and water outside their borders to meet increasing shortages. The Grab is a wonderfully effective documentary that pushes the narrative tensions to ensure as wide an audience as possible, whilst uncovering and spotlighting an incredible shift in global approaches to economic and geo-political power with clarity and insight.
1 in 4 US pigs, Somali pirates, private security, Crimea, colonization of Africa, watermelon buying in December, the Russian invasion of Ukraine, pension funds, society being only 9 meals away from social unrest - see how it's all connected in this doc.

The Pumpkin Eater (Jack Clayton, 1964): 3.5/5
The third feature film by Jack Clayton is a rebuke to anyone who thinks British and cinema are contradictory terms. Clayton’s expressionist visual style matches the great Harold Pinter’s trademark use of subtextual dread and free-floating menace as beautifully as Joseph Losey matched with Pinter the year before (in The Servant). Anchoring it all is Anne Bancroft playing an oft-married British woman who manages the not insignificant feat of upward social mobility but at the cost of her happiness and her soul.

Inside the Yellow Cocoon Shell (Pham Thien An, 2023): 3/5
A meandering film about, well, a man meandering. Sometimes you look for your brother and god, and don’t find either. Such is life.

Poolman (Chris Pine, 2024): 0.5/5
Well it doesn’t make any sense, but to be fair it’s also boring as shit. I could go on... and I will!!! Incompetent. Irrelevant. A cacophony of misguided, meandering gags. Pine with his indulgent, unchecked ambition and woeful misunderstanding of audience desires. Performances as a sinking ship in an ocean of mediocrity.
Touted as a neo-noir satire, the film's blatant and repeated homage to Chinatown serves less as a clever nod and more as a painful reminder of the gulf between Polanski's craftsmanship and Pine's nascent directorial efforts. ( The decision to intersperse genuine clips of the 1974 classic only exacerbates this disparity, leaving viewers longing for the substance and skill of a true noir.)

MoviePass, MovieCrash (Muta’Ali Muhammad, 2024): 3.5/5
A juicy story I'd been waiting to hear for the last five years.
We all knew they were hemorrhaging money, we all had a feeling they were targeting power users and straight-up turning off our service. But I had no idea it was created by two smart young black guys who were ousted by two crooked old white guys. MoviePass, MovieCrash dives into the phenomenon, the racism behind the scenes, the hemorrhaging of cash, and the Fyre Festival-esque levels of fraud. This is a comprehensive and entertaining doc, especially if you remember this era of the theater-going experience. As someone who rode the MoviePass rollercoaster during its 2017-2018 peak (and the complete fiasco that was its last 6 months or so), this was a fun trip down memory lane. Farnsworth and Lowe are criminals and, perhaps more importantly, fucking idiots for not realizing that I would use their service 5-6 times per week and BLEED THEM DRY.

The Feeling That the Time for Doing Something Has Passed (Joanna Arnow, 2023): 4/5
Rarely have I laughed so hard at something so deeply depressing.

Monday, June 3, 2024

Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga (George Miller, 2024): 3.5/5

A more than worthy companion film to Fury Road, it's more emotional, a film that spends years with one of Miller’s wasteland heroes in a way we’ve never done before. And the action is still spectacular. Anya Taylor-Joy manages to step into the shoes of Charlize Theron and make them her own. Chris Hemsworth is a revelation. Seeing him play an unholy combo of Falstaff and Heath Ledger’s Joker is a delight. It really makes you ponder how little we ask from actors these days.

Mother's Instinct ( Benoit Delhomme, 2024): 2.5/5
Great actresses stuck in a mediocre movie. What an incredibly awkward situation for Jessica Chastain’s character. My first thought would have been to move.

Monkey Man (Dev Patel, 2024): 2.5/5
Despite the going-all-the-way-through-the-bloodbath action, despite the spiritual edge to it, despite the occasional not forgetting that this is some sort of an anti-capitalist Robin Hood story, even despite the experimental optic parts they dare to implement - Monkey Man is not much more than a competently executed John Wick copycat in saffron, sandy beige and terracotta.
The triptych of the long-winded exposition of the story arc, the lengthy spiritual awakening and the long-awaited catharsis is stretched over two hours and one could argue that the producers should probably have gotten their hands in here cutting it down 20 minutes or so. Also the idea of reconstructing the protagonist’s trauma slowly and fragmented goes at the expense of the proper affective involvement of the audience.

Monster (Hirokazu Kore-eda, 2023): 3/5
What starts as a seemingly tense and mysteriously disturbing drama hinting at themes of bullying and child abuse gradually reveals itself to be a tender yet devastating portrait of human compassion and adolescent pains in Kore-eda's latest. Employing a Rashomon-like approach for its story of shifting perspectives, Monster shows the same event from three different viewpoints to provide an insight into its young and vulnerable characters' blossoming intimacy and makes for a tender and touching work that's handled with gentleness. But the interest created by its first act is also where the picture peaks and then journeys down to a sensible conclusion that still leaves behind a feeling of incompleteness.

Night Swim (Bryce McGuire, 2024): 1/5
Where the water is so evil it could work for Nestlé.
The worst Blumhouse movie since the last Blumhouse movie.

Abigail (Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, 2024): 1/5
Abigail sweetheart, your pirouettes and pas de bourrées need a little bit more work

Challengers (Luca Guadagnino, 2024): 4/5
This is the movie the Dune popcorn bucket was made for.
Kinetic, thrilling, and full of life, passion, and energy, the cinematography and editing displayed throughout Challengers is full of electricity. A masterful screenplay unraveling a decades-spanning throuple that volleys back and forth the advantage in their relationships, careers, lives, and ultimately this $7,200 winner-take-all all challenger match.
The thumping techno score is vibrant and energetic in its own respect, the collision of beautiful bodies set to the filthy synths of Reznor x Ross. Delectable cinema.
There is so much to love here: the overflow of style, a force of acting, and sound design that you feel in your chest with each swing of the racket, but again I just come back to this screenplay being what sealed this for me. The time-jumping, life-spanning saga could easily have been fumbled if not executed with such precision and they nailed it.
A tennis movie where tennis is the vessel, not the subject. A sweat-soaked, horny, thrilling drama unfolding one set at a time until its thunderous conclusion. A contender for my year-end top ten.

I Saw the TV Glow (Jane Schoenbrun, 2024): 3/5

I appreciate and admire Jane's vision and their obsession with conveying the loneliness of millennial modernity through the texts we consume. and I will always look forward to what they'll be doing next. But I ultimately prefer World's Fair over this though. Anna Cobb's disintegrative performance is so much more than Justice Smith's wheezy alto autist in this. (Why do people keep hiring him???? Why is he in EVERYTHING? God!)


Broken Lullaby (Ernst Lubitsch, 1932): 3.5/5
An anomaly in Lubitsch's filmography. In the midst of making his famous pre-Code musicals, he switched gears to make this compelling anti-war drama. The story follows guilt-wracked Frenchman Paul, who killed a German in the trenches of WWI. Paul travels to Germany to beg forgiveness from the German's family, but divisions between the two countries make this a difficult task. It's an honest and effective exploration of postwar remorse, pain, trauma. Lionel Barrymore’s performance as the dead soldier's father is magnificently heartbreaking, while Nancy Carroll as the fiancée is earnest and moving. The ending is beautiful - spiritual redemption via the Lubitsch touch.

Phaedra (Jules Dassin, 1962): 3/5
Anthony Perkins in the MCU (mommy cinematic universe).
Phaedra is a modernization of the classic Greek myth of the same name as popularized by Euripedes. Perkins plays the role of Hippolytus, here called Alex. His father, Thanos (Raf Vallone) is a boat building tycoon married to the mercurial Phaedra (Melina Mercouri). The Greek tragedy looms large when Thanos tasks Phaedra to encourage the wayward, artistic Alex to vacation in Greece over the summer. The two meet in Paris in an unusual way, but are taken with one another immediately. Alex is resistant to her request, but his undeniable attraction to his stepmother melts his heart and ignites his passions. Their affair isn't long, but it is potent. Eventually, duty calls, guilt reigns, and Phaedra must return home. When Alex is finally forced to come to Greece for the summer, the drama erupts. Ending features another iconic Perkins meltdown, this time set to Bach blasting in the background.

Unfrosted (Jerry Seinfeld, 2024): 1.5/5
This movie made me want to throw a couple Pop-Tarts into a toaster, and jump into a bathtub with it.
My facial expression literally remained unchanged throughout the entire runtime. I curse whichever Netflix executives told Seinfeld that Unfrosted was a good enough idea to fill 96 interminable minutes but I praise whatever gods may be that saved us from this being a 6 hour streaming series.

Soft & Quiet (Beth de Araujo, 2022): 2/5
OR, American Pie (2022).
Absolute banger of a twist in that first fifteen minutes, I'll give it that. But IDK it’s not any news to me that many white women are capable of being evil, monstrous cunts (sorry: The Daughters of the Aryan Unity). So then you end up with a 90 minute horror movie where you’re forced to watch white women torture and murder women of color, for what purpose? Who is this for exactly? Who's the target audience? Pitching this film seems unimaginable. “White supremacists are awful. Wanna watch how awful they can be?” “That sounds like a terrible idea for a movie, why would I want to watch that?” You’re right. It’s a garbage idea. And a real nasty piece of work. I’d recommend it to literally no one.

rewatched No Country for Old Men (Joel and Ethan Cohen, 2007): 4/5

Back in the day, when this first came out, I had a small chip on my shoulder about this movie because it stole the thunder of There Will Be Blood, which I thought was a better movie. I still do, but time has been kind to PTA's masterpiece, and fifteen+ years later, it's also been kind to the Coens. If all you remember about this is "call it, friendo", it might be time for you too to revisit.