Friday, December 30, 2022

My Sight & Sound 2022 ballot

 

With each passing decade, choosing only ten "greatest" films becomes an increasingly perverse exercise.  But since perversity is the only exercise I'm getting these days, here's my ballot.  Most important criterion: I love all of these films, and with every viewing I continue to find new meanings and insights within them.


 

Sherlock, Jr. (Buster Keaton, 1924)

Can you find 45 minutes with more cinematic innovation and comedic genius?  Perhaps only in Keaton's The General (1926).

 

Double Indemnity (Billy Wilder, 1944)

Took murder out of the hands of gangsters and detectives and dropped it squarely in the lap of middle-class America, even providing a step-by-step guide narrated by its smirking insurance salesman turned cold-blooded killer.  Enormously influential on postwar American cinema and the hundreds of domestic crime films that followed in its wake.  Also, the best film ever made about claims adjusting.

 

Bicycle Thieves (Vittorio De Sica, 1947)

"A society is unjust when an honest man must steal to provide for his family." – Casare Zavattini, screenwriter.  What could have been a Marxist screed is made poignant, tender, heart-wrenching.

 

Diary of a Country Priest (Robert Bresson, 1950)

When one is fully devoted to the power and purity of The Word (or Art), the petty cruelties of daily life can be a terrible burden to bear. The first of Bresson's several spare, somber masterpieces.

 

Belle de Jour (Luis Bunuel, 1967)

Proves the old adage, If sex is dirty, then you must be doing it right.  The most artistic of Bunuel's many films examining the neuroses resulting from civilized society’s containment of human desire.

 

The Godfather (Francis Ford Coppola, 1972)

First spoken line: "I believe in America." –Amerigo Bonasera, mortician.  America is a nation of immigrants—and violence.

 

Aguirre, the Wrath of God (Werner Herzog, 1972)

On location in the Amazon, Herzog lays bare the hubris and madness of the conquerer's impulse to impose culture upon nature.

 

Yellow Earth (Chen Kaige, 1984)

Demonstrates a truly non-Western cinematic language—such as its framing of earth and sky and its narrative use of folk music—to tell a tragic story of arranged marriage in a poor, rural community of ethnic minorities.  Spearheaded China's brilliant and innovative Fifth Generation of filmmaking.

 

Vagabond (Agnes Varda, 1985)

Deliberately structured like Citizen Kane, but examining a life at the other end of the economic spectrum—a vagrant woman found dead in a ditch—to show how she too could profoundly impact many lives.

 

There Will Be Blood (Paul Thomas Anderson, 2007)

Anderson, adapting the socialist Upton Sinclair, excavates the origins of Big Oil and unearths two dark forces—monopoly capitalism and fundamentalist religion—that have undermined modern American democracy.  Audacious and breathtaking, with a haunting score by Jonny Greenwood.

Wednesday, December 28, 2022

 The Fabelmans (Steven Spielberg, 2022): 2.5/5

When David Lynch appeared, I finally understood how Marvel fans feel. Anyway, it's heavy-handed middle-brow schlock but had its moments here and there, I guess. Ultimately too corny and saccharine. Not for me.

Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery (Rian Johnson, 2022): 3.5/5
Delightful fun with a fine ensemble cast and largely better than the first. Extra half star for the sweatpants joke.

All Quiet on the Western Front (Edward Berger, 2022): 3.5/5
Elaborate, intense, rich in futility. Stunningly beautiful cinematography and the score is modern and oftentimes jarring.

rewatched Clerks (Kevin Smith, 1994): 2/5
I’ve watched Clerks twice now and enjoyed it even less the second time around. It just lands somewhere between 'disappointing' and ‘rubbish’ for me. The best joke: "MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED THIRTY SEVEN DICKS" "in a row??" After that, the movie is mostly a logarithmic transgression into mediocrity.

Talladega Nights (Adam McKay, 2006): 2.5/5
"So when you say psychosomatic do you mean like he could start a fire with his thoughts?"
Not like stubborn American masculinity isn't a fairly soft target but this is indeed a solid diagnosis, especially for a relatively tightly structured comedy that still maintains the loose Apatow improv-y style.

An American Tragedy (Josef von Steinberg, 1931): 2.5/5
Apparently Sergei Eisenstein was slated to direct as his first American feature (Now THAT would've been interesting). But once it was passed to von Sternberg, he intentionally scuttled the critique of American capitalism and the futility of class strivings that Eisenstein, as well as Dreiser in his novel, emphasized. Instead he turned it into a standard murder/courtroom drama. But without the hallmark von Sternberg exoticism. Mostly a disappointment, but not without its moments. I’d be willing to bet that few spoken lines in early-1930s cinema ring as piteously as Roberta (Sylvia Sydney) whispering, ”Clyde, please don’t go,” to herself, head down, eyes closed.

Avatar: The Way of Water (James Cameron, 2022): 3/5
Moana, Moby Dick, and Titanic collide as Cameron's project makes a much needed location change. Ultimately, just a big beautiful creature with a pea sized brain (as expected). Must be seen on the big screen to fully appreciate the technical mastery (duh).

rewatched Avatar (James Cameron, 2009): 3/5
Its politics of otherness are all kinds of cluelessly reductive, and Cameron has always had problems when attempting to ground his truly awesome tech fetish and his command of spectacle and design with often tin-eared "human" stories.

rewatched Eyes Wide Shut (Stanley Kubrick, 1999): 5/5
Wowwowwow I forgot how stunning, forgot how the vibes in this are so unbelievably fucked. A flawless film from beginning to end. Larry Smith's DP work is unreal. All of the warm, diffused interiors are at a contrast with deep, luminous blue hues. Such opulent, sinister extravagance. Score is perfect. It still scares me shitless, too. Eyes Wide Shut is the perfect closure in the career of one of cinema's greatest directors. And dare I say essential Christmas viewing?

Jeepers Creepers (Victor Salva, 2001): 1.5/5
This is just plain moronic—even insulting, arguably, given that our heroes repeatedly make inane bad-horror-movie decisions ("Let's see, the creepy figure who previously nearly ran us into a ditch and then got in his scary truck and chased us when we saw him dump what looked like bodies into a big pipe just kept on driving when we pulled into a field. He's probably gonna grab some lunch now. Let's check out his place!") while arguing about whether they're behaving like characters in a bad horror movie. Does not absolve!

Irma La Douce (Billy Wilder, 1963): 3/5
Dumb, but no dumber (and arguably less dumb) than Some Like It Hot, one of the all-time great comedies.

rewatched Murder on a Sunday Morning (Jean-Xavier de Lestrade, 2001): 4/5
An outstanding, telling case of police incompetence and the outstanding work of two public defenders.

rewatched The Staircase (Jean-Xavier de Lestrade, 2004): 5/5
Easily one of the best, most engrossing and most focused documentaries on the American criminal justice system out there.

The Whale (Darren Aronofsky, 2022): 2/5
“People are amazing.” Did eighth grade Ellie write this whole script, too? So much of the story is about the value of empathy, while the leering camera feels strangely aligned with the characters around Charlie who regard him with disgust. A few too many moments are seemingly played for shock value (dark comedy, even?) related to Charlie's otherness as a fat person. But the screenplay, adapted from a metaphor-laden play, never really centralizes Charlie as a complex human being. He feels like a classic self-sacrificing character who gives audiences a better appreciation for their lives and gets lauded by the Oscars for "bravery." The surrounding players don't fare much better, though Hong Chau brings some needed grounding to her portrayal as Charlie's nurse and closest friend. While I'm usually quite taken with Darren Aronofsky's visceral character studies, his style just isn't the right fit for this material.
ALSO: here are the things you see Brendan Fraser eat in this movie:
-Bucket of fried chicken
-1.5 3 Musketeers candy bar
-Meatball sub (extra cheese)
-Turkey sandwich (no mayo)
-2 extra large pepperoni and sausage pizzas (no crust, some with extra slice of American cheese and ranch)
-Doritos sandwich with grape jelly

EO (Jerzy Skolimowski, 2022): 3/5
Through the eyes of a donkey, we are transported to different places where we see varying facets of humanity. Bresson would approve. Isabelle Huppert has a fun flirty step-MILF cameo.

Emancipation (Antoine Fuqua, 2022): 2/5
Will Smith does his Oscar face for 2 hours and has some type of French/Haitian accent that changes from scene to scene. Anyway, you’ve seen this movie before, only not as boring or ugly. Antoine Fuqua has to be the greatest example of a one hit director I have ever seen in my life.

The Staircase (Antonio Campos, 2022): 3.5/5
Owl theory all the way, baby. And yay Juliette Binoche is in this!!!! Also, Parker Posey is perfect as Freda Black.

Can't Get You Out of My Head (Adam Curtis, 2021): 3/5
Stop the conveyor belt of doom, I want to get off! This 8 hour doc is a towering, kaleidoscopic journey through life in the modern era - from the collapse of the British Empire to Brexit, from the radicalism of China's Cultural Revolution to its modern surveillance state, from the original Black Panthers to BLM - posing its central question early on: does anything really change? Curtis posits that the individual has become disillusioned with wanting to bring revolutionary change and, through the shifting power dynamics, populism has weaponized that disenchantment with a desire to return to a nostalgic fabrication of the past created by the elites.
This is more of a collage of sight and sound than a proper documentary (utilizing pretty fantastic b-roll/odd archive footage from the BBC and an AMAZING soundtrack). It's told in fragments and shards of glass, the type of series that will hit you with a dozen names each entry. I can't completely gush about the end product itself like many have done but I can respect what an immense undertaking this was.

The Talk of the Town (George Stevens, 1942): 3.5/5
A lovely mix of Capra style civics lessons (done in a far more palatable fashion than Capra IMHO) and romantic comedy. Grant, Coleman and Arthur are one of the most adorable trios I've ever seen on screen - respect, friendship and maybe more (Hays Code subtext!) blossoms between the two philosophically adverse men whilst an absentminded Arthur scurries about the house trying to keep them both happy. And having two leading men on board means you're left guessing which one she'll choose right until the very end. African American actor Rex Ingram also appears in a not-so-stereotypical role, admittedly he is still playing a valet, but he gets sensitive treatment in several significant scenes.

The Eternal Daughter (Joanna Hogg, 2022): 2.5/5
Joanna Hogg: please stop making autobiographical movies. (It's weird that she finds her life so fascinating that it warrants a trilogy.) Stars for 2x the Tilda though, who plays both the director and her mother.

rewatched Suspiria (Luca Guadagnino, 2018): 5/5
Tilda Swinton be like " yes i will be in your movie but only if i can also play a man" androgynous queen!!!
Also I forgot how next level the nightmare sequences in this are, they SEND me

The Stranger (Thomas M. Wright, 2022): 2/5
Like NITRAM (2021), I just couldn’t shake the feeling of WHY. Aussies sure love a gritty color drained crime drama based on true events with lots of pensive music and characters deep in thought and a bloated runtime and small artistic flourishes that don’t really contribute anything.

The Woman King (Gina Prince-Bythewood, 2022): 1.5/5
I only saw this because of the high Rotten Tomatoes score. There could be something great here but you'd need at least a couple more drafts from capable writers and a director that understands pacing. Just mediocre and tedious. I smell a Best Picture nomination!

Mass (Fran Kranz, 2021): 3/5
Fran Kranz's debut is modest in scale but massive in ambition, seeking nothing less than to explicate an unimaginable horror. The film isn't particularly cinematic, but its emotional weight is staggering. Kranz's script avoids theatrical temptations; there's no rat-a-tat, flowery turns of phrase are rare, monologues are brief and frequently interrupted. Instead, he simply places us in a room with his four-piece symphony of suffering, trusting the viewer as much as he trusts the fearless cast, dreaming of some epiphany to cut through the bullshit and make us remember that we have more in common than we think.

She Said (Maria Schrader, 2022): 1.5/5
Or, This Would Have Made A Much Better New York Times Article Oh Wait
Also, take a shot every time there’s a phone call (I’m in the ICU).
Just artless, soulless, monotonous, derivative, uninspired, severely lacking. Zoe Kazan: please go away.

Friday, December 2, 2022

TÁR (Todd Field, 2022): 3.5/5

The title character and the film itself are highly intellectual and cultured—the script is among the most erudite and highbrow I’ve ever experienced (a real pleasure, for me at least). Unfortunately the film doesn’t give her much to do, really. 

 

Amsterdam (David O. Russell, 2022): 3.5/5

Madcap and funny. Christian Bale nails it. Admittedly, horrible third act problems.

 

Aftersun (Charlotte Wells, 2022): 2/5

I did not connect to this bummed-out story. Boo hoo, I’m too sad to be a parent. But in talking to other people who have seen it, I am retroactively intrigued by the idea that at the end of the movie, you know exactly what happens next, although it is never, never mentioned in the text.

 

Don’t Worry, Darling (Olivia Wilde, 2022): 1.5/5

Melissa and I really enjoyed the first half hour, which features lots of sexy sex-time, so rare in mainstream American movies these days. The rest lies somewhere between dumb and embarrassingly dumb. Harry and Florence Pugh are fine. The script is not.

 

See How They Run (Tom George, 2022): 1.5/5

A dumb title for a dumb movie. How would one guess it’s a “super-clever” whodunnit? This bag of smirky quirks is how many people think about Wes Anderson these days, I’m afraid.

 

Wendell & Wild (Henry Selick, 2022): 3/5

Detailed and brilliantly odd. Why are all these characters black. Why not?

 

My Father’s Dragon (Nora Twomey, 2022): 3/5

Surprising original. Displays a real desire to escape from (some) narrative cliches.

 

Viva l’Amour (Tsai Ming-liang, 1994): 2.5/5

Can one make an interesting movie about boredom? This one, depicting aimlessness and loneliness among the Taiwanese young people, doesn’t succeed. Ends with a 6-minute, unbroken take of our protagonist crying on a bench. How/why is the movie title in French?

 

Él (Luis Buñuel, 1953): 3/5

Our protagonist begins as a love-struck man of the community and rapidly devolves, Breaking Bad-style, into a jealous and murderous monster. I have read comparisons to Vertigo, but the jealousy and pain of Obscure Object of Desire is much closer analogy. What’s more intriguing is the film’s interest in sex and the church. It begins with a priest washing and kissing feet. Then our protagonist falls in love with the sexiest feet/shoes in the church, and it’s over. The film’s climax features our protagonist violently attacking a priest at the altar in from of all his parishioners. Very satisfying. 

 

Nazarin (Luis Buñuel, 1959): 4/5

A heartfelt retelling of the life of Christ, sincerely empathetic for the very poorest sinners. The Jesus character is beautiful and righteous, with real compassion and a St. Francis-like communion with all life, etc. Includes philosophy, miracles, cavorting with prostitutes, plus the passion. As with Pasolini’s Gospel According to St. Matthew, the real question is, “How serious is this movie by this notorious rabble-rouser and kicker of lick-spittle priests (see Él)?” Answer: As a heart attack. 

 

Drunken Angel (Akira Kurosawa, 1948): 3.5/5

A drunken gangster meets a drunken doctor, and redemption in pursued. Mifune is suave and tubercular in a hot-ass white suit, but Takashi Shimura (who appears in 21 of Kurosawa’s 30 films) rips apart his fantasy, calling all the gangsters on their “feudalistic loyalty crap.”

 

Ikiru, rw (Akira Kurosawa, 1952): 4.5/5

A beautiful movie in the tradition of Capra about what we can really accomplish in this short life. I love how the narrative structure of the last 50 minutes provides an answer, as the inspiring story of our protagonist (Takashi Shimura again) is told with contributions from all the people at his funeral. Meaning that one’s life is (perhaps) measured by all those one has moved, however briefly.

 

The Bad Sleep Well (Akira Kurosawa, 1960): 3.5/5

A tale of revenge and corporate corruption. Long, but narratively strong à la Leone or Melville—continually setting up confrontations and revelations among the many characters. Full of bravura sequences, including an ironic and amusing opening wedding where reporters are waiting for some of the guests to be arrested.

 

Little Stabs at Happiness, 15 mins. (Ken Jacobs, 1953): 3.5/5

Raw-boned, inventive and narcissistic in a TicToc closed-feedback sort of way. 

 

 

Brazilian Film Fest

Cinema Novo: um verdadeiro busto.

 

Black God, White Devil (Glauber Rocha, 1964): 2/5

Nonsense at a high aesthetic level. A spiritual journey and playful within the Western genre à la Jodorowsky, but more austere. Our protagonist kills his boss over a money dispute, then joins up with a babbling mystic Christian, then a bloody-minded outlaw. But the film is dragged down by lots of strange and senseless speechifying and a languorous second half. They call it avant-garde, but I don’t know…it reads as incompetence.

 

Entranced Earth/Terra em Transe (Glauber Rocha, 1967): 2/5

Poetry and politics, neither one of which I really understood. An idealistic politician says he’s going to help the people and is elected—but he soon compromises and betrays his ideals, then is buried by conservative and corporate forces. And yet nothing really moving, and there are long, dull passages of incoherent and hysterical political rhetoric or lamentation for a failed revolution.

 

Antonio das Mortes (Glauber Rocha, 1969): 2/5

At best, you could say Rocha is putting genre, Brazilian myth and legend, and revolutionary zeal into a blender and splashing it around the scrubby desert. At worst, you could say this is fucking nonsense, barely interested in anything other than songs, dances and other crude rituals. Revisits the Cangaceiro bandits of Black God, White Devil—Brazilian folk heroes/outlaws fighting for the people. Antonio is our protagonist, I guess, but he’s fighting against the outlaws for a government trying to bring stability to the country. General muddiness abounds.

 

Barren Lives/Vidas Secas (Nelson Pereira dos Santos, 1963): 2.5/5

A Beckett-level of devastation, ruin and emptiness. A family looks for work in the desert of Northeast Brazil, with everything stacked against them from exploitative employers, to government taxes, to the police and army. Poor people are, indeed, poor.

 

A Dog’s Will/O Auto da Compadecida (Guel Arraes, 2000): 1.5/5

A manic and tiresome comedy, incorporating limp farce, toothless satire of religion, and sub-Three’s Company misunderstandings. Absolutely beloved in Brazil.

 

 

Bicycle Thieves-based Iranian Film Fest

The Iranians somehow all excel at these simple stories, mining real drama out of the real world. As if the whole country took the Dogme 95 pledge.

 

The Cyclist (Mohsen Makhmalbaf, 1989): 3/5

A man needs money for his sick wife’s hospital stay, so he agrees to ride a bicycle around a courtyard for a week without sleep. A circus atmosphere arises, as this poor nobody becomes the focus of a whole community, including gangsters betting on him, people taking advantage of the crowd to sell their wares, as well as groups of school children, old people and so on using him as a learning moment.

 

A Moment of Innocence (Mohsen Makhmalbaf, 1996): 4.5/5

A funny and compassionate little Möbius strip of a movie, like Close Up in a lighter tone. A director is making a movie recreating and examining the time when he stabbed a policeman at the age of 17. But memories are tricky and young people have changed so much that the actors don’t really even want to pretend to commit this act of violence—which leads to a perfect last frame. 78 minutes. Available on YouTube.

 

The Silence (Mohsen Makhmalbaf, 1998): 2/5

A lovely experimental, drama-light film about a blind boy who also likes to walk around with his fingers in his ears. He gets lost or led astray several times but then just cuts to him being back and safe. Shrug emoji. 

 

The Song of Sparrows (Majid Majidi, 2008): 3.5/5

A man who lives in the countryside outside of Tehran loses his job and must travel to the city on his motorcycle daily to make a living. Rather than concentrating on the anxiety, difficulty and pain of the situation, however, the movie generously sees this circumstance as opening new opportunities, challenges and ideas for the poor guy. 

 

Homework (Abbas Kiarostami, 1989): 2.5/5

The emphasis on education for these kids is beautiful but perilous. The education seems focused on rote learning, always with a religious bent, instead of on creativity. Students are put under a lot of pressure to succeed, and the parents are not in a good position to help them, since many are illiterate themselves and ignorant of changing learning techniques (although experts in corporal punishment). This is interesting as far as it goes, but considering this is a film by Kiarostami, the thesis is disappointingly unambiguous. 

 

Ten (Abbas Kiarostami, 2002): 3/5

Women (in Iran, etc.) are fucked. The film is just six women (and one boy) talking but I’m not sure it passes the Bechtel test, since they almost exclusively speak about the men who define them and dictate how they should/must behave. 

 

 

Farhadi Film Fest

Farhadi didn’t get the memo about neo-realism and instead seems to be modeling Bergman, Mike Leigh or even more classical dramatists like, let’s say, Arthur Miller. These are well-plotted and at times intense potboilers, full of drama often brought about because of the smallest of decisions—and often heightened by cascading third-act revelations. Farhadi doesn’t shy away from the big images, either. At the beginning of The Salesman the feuding couple’s apartment building literally collapses around them. And the soundtrack of Fireworks Wednesday sounds like constant random gunfire (like the Alfred Molina scene in Boogie Nights, but for two hours).

 

Fireworks Wednesday (Asghar Farhadi, 2006): 4/5

The first third is a sneaky variation on Yojimbo/For a Few Dollars More/Hammett's Red Harvest/Miller’s Crossing, where our protagonist keeps switching allegiances, sharing information and pitting rivals against one another on the way up the ladder. Thereafter, she becomes more of a Marlowe, passively observing and noticing all the multigenerational betrayals, lies and pain caused by the character’s’ infidelities, while also serving as an ironic framing device representing the naive first experience of love. In other words: heart pounding, complex and literate.

 

About Elly (Asghar Farhadi, 2009): 4/5

A group of friends vacation at the beach, but the newcomer to the group disappears. Did she drown or just leave? Did any of them really know her? Some terrifically dramatic and emotionally charged situations, and damn that’s just the best. 

 

A Separation, rw (Asghar Farhadi, 2011): 4/5

Once again, the drama is precipitated by tiny actions, lies or decisions that initially seem inconsequential but eventually blow up everything. 

 

The Salesman (Asghar Farhadi, 2016): 4/5

Evolves into a sort of Iranian Death Wish—a revenge tale that indicts everyone involved. Stars a terrific Shahab Hosseini, who has appeared in three (out of 9) of Farhadi’s films, playing very different people.

 

 

Kubrick I Haven’t Watched for a While

Wherein the director decides: “Let’s take out all that clarity that you like and replace it with ambiguity.”

 

Fear and Desire, rw (Stanley Kubrick, 1953): 3/5

Radical interiority and editing. Kurosawa, Dostoyevsky, Huston’s Red Badge of Courage and The Thin Red Line are influences/fellow travelers. The 20 mins that involve the girl suck. 

 

Paths of Glory, rw (Stanley Kubrick, 1957): 4.5/5

Quite a critique of the intellect, for a chess-enthusiast like Kubrick. In the end, all those beautiful, elegant, refined rooms are the setting for the utmost stupidity. One understands why war is a turn-on not for dumb kids (the subject of many a war movie) but for governments and lawyers—fun and guilt-free displays of ultimate power. Rather than a star vehicle for Douglas, the script makes room for as many as 15 memorable non-lead roles including those played by Ralph Meeker, Adolph Menjou, Tim Carey, etc.  

 

Barry Lyndon, rw (Stanley Kubrick, 1975): 4/5

Possibly informed by my recent readings of George Elliott’s Middlemarch, Dicken’s Bleak House, and Hardy’s Jude the Obscure, I (newly) found this film funny, brilliant and beautiful—full of wit and event. Its slowness invites viewers to just momentarily breathe in the colors and geometry. But it also lends the film a sense of hypnosis, as in The Shining, where the historic moment vibrates. And here the long arc of the narrative invites a “god’s eye view” that permits Kubrick to justify his emotional remove as a sin of the original text, not his own. (Akin to Pasolini’s “It’s not me” strategy in Arabian Nights.) The “moral” of Barry Lyndon (stated clearly up front) is that all these people, good or bad, happy or sad, died a long, long time ago—and that their lives, despite their drama as depicted, had no meaning. Perfect.

 

Eyes Wide Shut, rw (Stanley Kubrick, 1999): 4/5

The movie has a completely unique look and feel—dreamy, slow and hypnotic (a characteristic that annoyed me when I last saw it, during its theatrical run). As Nicole Kidman dances with a debonaire stranger in front of what David Ehrlich calls “a million Christmas lights,” her line-readings become slower and more sing-songy, following the sway of the dance and music rather than underlining the meaning (which feels odd in a way that perhaps only the 80th take of something could). She is seduced and deeply considers accepting his offer of sex, but ultimately refuses—an act that is repeated over and over by both parties in the film. Originally, I saw the film as being too judgmental of Kidman’s character, who hasn’t actually done anything beyond having an intense fantasy (something that is completely OK, even beautiful). But now I can see that it is only Cruise’s character who can’t handle her complexity, not Kubrick. Sydney Pollack is perfect and very welcome—since his line-readings are allowed to be more traditionally realistic, and cut through the naive and narcissistic dream of the last two hours.  

Thursday, December 1, 2022

 White Noise (Noah Baumbach, 2022): 2.5/5

Baumbach's most ambitious and technically impressive film, but lacks the emotional impact of his best work. Essentially had the inverse experience I had with the book - I loved the first third of the novel and found the rest a little overwrought. But for film, the second and third parts translate the best. If only Netflix had some mechanism by which it could do long-form, episodic storytelling, instead of cramming a complicated, multilayered plot into a feature-length film.

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (Eric Appel, 2022): 2.5/5
Extremely on brand with the classic Weird Al humor, in its barrage of jest and its self-aware parody of the genre and the layers of idiocy.

Woman of the Year (George Stevens, 1942): 2/5
I strive not to judge old movies by contemporary mores but sometimes it's just so damn YEESH. In her Criterion essay, Stephanie Zacharek makes a heroic effort to pin the film's entire problem on its reshot final scene, which is admittedly peak noxious. But I can't agree that Tess' humiliating, ludicrous struggle to make her husband breakfast (guffaw, she knows 26 languages but can't figure out a toaster!) represents a betrayal of all that precedes it. From frame one, Woman of the Year is plainly terrified by the notion of a strong, ambitious, accomplished, independent woman, and stacks the deck in Sam's favor accordingly; rather than have both parties gravitate toward the center, it makes him increasingly noble and her increasingly callous, culminating in their respectively tender and opportunistic treatment of the Greek refugee (a development that briefly looked as if it might introduce some genuine, sorely-needed complexity). This movie is firmly dedicated to knocking Tess down to size, punishing her for being exceptional, and I'm afraid it mostly just feels kinda gross to me.

The Estate (Dean Craig, 2022): 2/5
Sputters out a few laughs from a committed cast of heavyweights, but mostly an incredulous, puerile misfire using a 90s sitcom script that's stretched out to 90 minutes.

Till (Chinoye Chukwu, 2022): 3/5
About what you would expect. Horrific historical drama that's solidly told and anchored by a terrific performance from Deadwyler. Movie is by the numbers but still an engrossing, inspiring watch.

Armageddon Time (James Gray, 2022): 3/5
Despite Jeremy Strong sounding like Ray Romano, and the race themes feeling a bit undercooked (wished they focused on Johnny more), Armageddon Time is a solid coming of age drama, with James Gray putting in good work as director/writer, and strong performances. There’s a clear disdain here for the way the world is — the way it’s always been and continues to be. That being said though, the labeling of it as “white guilt: the movie” unfortunately feels pretty apt more often than not. It comes off pretty pedantic, making sort of basic observations. The very conventional structure and form allow Gray to find some touching moments of dramatic force, but the lack of a more adventurous hand also makes the film feel a bit lukewarm.

The Beatles: Get Back (Peter Jackson, 2021): 5/5
We’ve seen The Beatles play music before, but we’ve never hung out with them like this, spied on their creative process like this. So unbelievably special. Wish we had one of these for each of their albums.

Elton John Live: Farewell from Dodger Stadium (Paul Dugdale, 2022): 4/5
So goodbye yellow brick road
Where the dogs of society howl
You can't plant me in your penthouse
I'm going back to my plough
Back to the howling old owl in the woods
Hunting the horny back toad
Oh, I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the yellow brick road

Play It as It Lays (Frank Perry, 1972): 2.5/5
Once upon a time in Hollywood I guess. Pretty dull. Someone should remake.

Auto Focus (Paul Schrader, 2002): 2.5/5
No! Men do not gotta have fun! Denormalize men enjoying things!

Head Over Heels (Mark Waters, 2001): 0.5/5
More like head over heels down a flight of stairs after sitting through this!

rewatched Jaws (Stephen Spielberg, 1975): 4.5/5
Might be best-paced movie ever made. This is as nearly as perfect and ruthless a machine as the great white itself, devoid of a single inessential moment. In fact, its only real weakness is that it's about a shark (SPOILER!). In a way, I feel kinda sorry for Bruce—he's not doing anything "wrong," hasn't deliberately chosen a path of unrighteousness. He just took a wrong turn, and while the film does its best to make him seem unusually voracious and vindictive, the hunt to kill him is still, at bottom, economically motivated. (As Hooper points out, the easiest solution is for everyone to stay out of the water for a few weeks, thereby depriving him of a food supply. It's not like there are sea lions around.)

UFO (Ryan Eslinger, 2018): 1.5/5
Gillian Anderson in a movie about a UFO, sign me up I said. This is kind of like Villeneuve's Arrival, but with math and no alien contact, plus one awful wig. (Poor, poor Gillian.) There was one point where Gillian Anderson went to scratch her head and I thought she was going to pull the wig off. Was the most intense moment of the film for me.

Alice Adams (George Stevens, 1935): 3/5
Great Hepburn performance, but it could really use RKO Cukor touch.

Candy (Michael Uppendahl, 2022): 3/5
Murdering someone with an axe and not going to prison for it is pretty bad, but having that haircut is worse.
Starting a campaign to cast Melanie Lynskey in a happy marriage.

Causeway (Lila Neugebaur, 2022): 3/5
Filmmakers are often derided for their overindulgence. Lila Neugebauer may not be indulgent enough. Thankfully, Causeway is able to showcase two central performers with enough charisma and skill to cut through all that directorial restraint. In the end, this a stripped back indie drama focused on trauma, with all of the benefits and limitations that entails.

Bones and All (Luca Guadagnino, 2022): 3/5
“Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer’s first film to feature cannibalism since Hannibal (2001).” -IMDb trivia page for Bones and All.
Watch me eat this $4.99 Costco rotisserie chicken… bones and all

Deadfall (Christopher Coppola, 1993): 0.5/5
One of the worst movies ever. Director Christopher Coppola would appear to have called in every possible favor to get this made. Cage's truly unhinged performance must be seen to be believed. Just watch the compilation on YouTube. Essential to the Cageography.

Biutiful (AGI, 2010): 2/5
The weakest in AGI's body of work, where you think this was a directorial debut, instead of a film that comes out in the prime of his career. Suffers from a stagnant plot and underdevelopment and is totally overlong.

rewatched 21 Grams (AGI, 2003): 3/5
Totally forgot Charlotte Gainsbourg was in this. The structure of this is pretty much the only unique, impactful thing about it. Not only a gimmick but essential for the construction of the melodramatic.

rewatched Birdman or The Virtue of Ignorance (AGI, 2014): 2.5/5
A bunch of razzle-dazzle that excites in momentary, ephemeral jolts but whose culmination is starkly underwhelming.

Day For Night (Truffaut, 1973): 3/5
Too much of a straightforward love letter to moviemaking/the cinema for my taste; Assayas' take on the subject is far more incisive and thrilling in Irma Vep. Truffaut shoots for amiable, and achieves it.

Framing Britney Spears (Samantha Stark, 2021): 3/5
love that her dad's sketchy lawyer is named Andrew Wallet

Falling for Christmas (Janeen Damian, 2022): 0.5/5
Obligatory “we used to put that angel on top of the xmas tree before my wife…. before she… before she died” scene.

Amsterdam (David O. Russell, 2022): 1/5
At one point Christian Bale turns to the camera and says "wow, how could that possibly be of interest to anyone or anything." I couldn't have said it better myself.
(Also, I can't stand John David Washington - the man has exactly one facial expression.)

rewatched Tar (Todd Field, 2022): 4/5
Todd Field Todd Haynes
🤝
Being named Todd,
Putting Cate in lesbian roles


Ticket to Paradise (Ol Parker, 2022): 1/5
Such an empty, predictable, unfunny attempt at an “over a certain age” romcom. I’m convinced Julia and George just wanted a Bali vacation out of this. I’d possibly go as far as accusing this production as money laundering.

Pearl (Ti West, 2022): 3/5
Wizard of Oz, but make it extremely horny and sinister. So much better than X on every level. I’m putting it down to Mia Goth writing the screenplay this time around. The end credits is one for the ages.

BARDO, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths (AGI, 2022): 2.5/5
Or, Everything Everywhere All At Once in Mexico.
There’s a scene in this where Silveiro, effectively a stand-in for Inarritu himself, speaks about how he’s grown tired of making films where he tells people what he thinks - instead he wants to show how he feels and this is essentially what Bardo is. It’s Inarritu depicting his internal thoughts through a series of sequences, some of which are fantastical, some of which feel largely unconnected to one another but as a film it ultimately feels like an existential crisis playing out over two and a half hours. As an experience, it partially works, but as an introspective piece, we get varying degrees of crafty flashes to annoyingly self indulgent moments.

Executive Suite (Robert Wise, 1953): 3/5
The CEO of a big furniture company suddenly dies of a heart attack and other SVPs are vying for his position. One of the executives (Frederic March) is mostly concerned with being efficient and making profits, while another (William Holden) wants to make high-quality furniture and take care of the company's employees. Impressive all-star cast, with other players being Barbara Stanwyck, June Allyson, Walter Pidgeon, Nina Foch, Paul Douglas, Shelley Winters, and Louis Calhern. Unfortunately, Stanwyck only has a couple of scenes here. And I don't really understand the Oscar nomination for Nina Foch.

Szamanka (Andrezj Zulawski, 1996): 0.5/5
In 1996 Andrezj Zulawski made a movie and it was this one. Watch it if you want, I guess.

The Last Metro (Louis Malle, 1980): 3/5
Curiously staid, given the subject matter. Watchable, but not urgent. Consequently, I find that I have almost nothing to say about it. Even the title alludes to something that's ultimately accorded very little weight.

See How They Run (Tom George, 2022): 2/5
A self-referential confection with nothing in the way of pathos or perspective under the surface. How did they run? Probably for about two weeks.