Gremlins 2: The New Batch (Joe Dante, 1990): 2/5

Not to say that it's not often funny, but I'm laughing almost exclusively at the Trump-bashing ("construction, sports, finance, and of course a popular line of jams and jellies") and Haviland Morris' knowingly goofy performance as the rapacious, chain-smoking Marla. Nary a chuckle at the talking brainiac gremlin or the buck-toothed gremlin or the sexy girl gremlin who wants to hump the security chief or etc. Let's not even get into the electrified gremlin ex machina or Gizrambo. Hit and miss, but the puppets are all miss.

Judas and the Black Messiah (Shaka King, 2021): 3/5

Kaluuya's tremendous performance here pretty much makes up for O'Neal being somewhat underwritten. I get making him a character of ambivalence but Stanfield seems to be emotionally pitched at a guy whose psyche gradually begins engaging in open revolt but whose historical and narrative actions don't line up with that.

Supernova (Harry Macqueen, 2020): 2.5/5

Gentle, tender, and sweet, but still not really for me! Which is absolutely not to suggest it's bad, just that I rarely like these kinds of things. Predictably great performances from Col and Stan (nicknames only; we're very close and good friends. might just text em right now. "hey boys. just watched your movie." "did you love it" "read 4:41PM")

Music (Sia, 2021): 0.5/5

How do you make a musical worse than Cats?

Night Nurse (William Wellman, 1931): 3/5

Stanwyck stops Clark Gable from killing kids with the help of a bootlegger. A lot of Stanwyck and Joan Blondell in states of undress, including a scene where they share a bed together. (Pre-Code, I love you.) My favorite part:

"I'm Nick"

*camera zooms in*

"The chauffer."

I died. This wasn't even a comedy and that might have been the funniest thing I have ever seen.

Songs My Brother Taught Me (Chloe Zhao, 2015): 2.5/5

Drab at the center, fascinating around the edges.

A Glitch in the Matrix (Rodney Ascher, 2021): 2/5

Or, How do I tell the people in the grocery store that I’m the main character: The Movie

This is a super serious documentary that contains:

-Clips from an actual Tana Mongeau video about the Mandela Effect

-Clips from Rick and Morty

-A clip from The Adjustment Bureau

-Reddit posts

-Minecraft gameplay in the first 2 minutes

-Clips of Elon Musk on Joe Rogan's podcast

-A grown man describing how the A.I. in the simulation is just like "The Villager from Minecraft"

-Someone being really bad at playing the first level in Doom

Enchanted (Kevin Lima, 2007): 2/5

I was not.

Our Friend (Gabriela Coperthwaite, 2019) : 3/5

It's ultimately every cancer drama you've ever seen, with few original insights about loss or infidelity, but I watched it for the cast and the cast did not disappoint. Bonus points for a deep R.E.M. cut!

MLK/FBI (Sam Pollard, 2020): 3/5

Jeez it's almost like racism is an accepted and codified foundation of law enforcement or something.

Sorry We Missed You (Ken Loach, 2019): 4/5

Ken Loach continues to offer a chronicle of the British working class and the challenges they have to deal with in the complex social reality of contemporary England. Dramatically potent, genuinely affecting. My favorite Loach to date.

Malcolm & Marie (Sam Levinson, 2021): 1.5/5

How are you gonna make me sit through all that shit and not reward me with a breakup.

Basically a male film major’s critique of male film majors. Excuse me while I barf.

rewatched Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Robert Zemekis, 1988): 3.5/5

I now find the relentless cameos (Daffy & Donald, Mickey & Bugs, Betty Boop, etc.) distracting rather than delightful. Zemeckis keeps things hopping, though, and with Bob Hoskins serving as its dyspeptic center, the film stays grounded no matter how antic his cartoon co-stars get.

The Little Things (John Lee Hancock, 2021): 2/5

Bold move of WB to remake Se7en without any of its charm, appeal, or style. Even bolder move to cast Jared Leto as himself!

This is what movies are now: released directly on your TV with all the simulacra of being "good" (Oscar-winning actors, artistic sheen, intimations of psychological depth) but is actually something 30 years past its sell by date that knows just filling two hours is all it needs to do. A serial killer movie with no killer, not a single scare, interesting character, murder, thrill or twist, totally empty, we are watching the ghost of movies as a medium.

Saint Maud (Rose Glass, 2019): 3/5

A queasy and often beguiling examination of tarnished sanctimony. Dug the ending.

Mannequin (Michael Gottlieb, 1987): 2/5

Okay, but as a concept Shop-Mannequin-Comes-Alive was enough... why did she have to be an ancient Egyptian mummy sent to various time-zones by the Gods to date various men in their time of need? Did they think that extra layer gave her character CREDIBILITY?? And if she did date men in past centuries like Christopher Columbus, did she appear as a mannequin? Or like, a ship mast?? Or was she a human, and only now for the first time she appears as a mannequin, because the 80s is the most tragic of eras where man's greatest desire has become plastic/virtual women? So many questions.

Extra half star for Starship's "Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now."

rewatched Sister Act (Emilie Ardolino, 1992): 3/5

Haven't seen this since I was a tot. Mostly adorable, frequently actual blasphemy. Needs at least one badass nun, like catches bullets with her teeth and has a wooden leg or something.

Recent Films

Barb and Star Go to Vista del Mar (Josh Greenbaum, 2021): 4/5

I honestly can’t tell you whether you will like this movie. It is the polar opposite of a broad comedy. In the vein of Anchorman or Lubowski or even Airplane, it demands you get onto its stupid wavelength. I was definitely there more than not and laughed a lot. So crazy and dumb. I think it’ll be even funnier on the fifth watch. 

Corpus Christi (Jan Komasa, 2020): 4/5

Unlike the priests in Diary of a Country Priest and First Reformed, this priest earns his imposter syndrome by actually being a fake. Also unlike those two, he turns out to be a great priest. It has an especially good second act (difficult and rare!). It also helps that our protagonist looks so much like Renée (Maria? Melle?) Falconetti. 

One night in Miami (Regina King, 2021): 2/5

The movie just farts around for the first hour, then has some sub-Breakfast Club chat about jocks duct taping guys butts (I assume). Then a great Sam Cooke song carries all the emotional baggage of the end. 

Hunter Hunter (Shawn Linden, 2020): 2/5

Quite slow and muddled. Many minutes burned up showing people crouching in a forest with a rifle, looking terrified. 

Saint Maud (Rose Glass, 2021): 2/5

Taxi Driver but for end-of-life nurses.

Let Him Go (Thomas Bezucha, 2020): 3.5/5

Lane and Costner are both great fun to watch In a script that certainly puts them through the paces. Surprising tension and horror!! Mid-career Eastwood is one touch point for sure. Expert middle-brow. 

 

After Midnight (Jeremy Gardner, 2020): 2/5

Anxiety over a relationship on the rocks manifests as a monster. Rural setting and droll tone. Exceedingly minor.

 

Alone (John Hyams, 2020): 3/5

Efficient, driving and effective thriller/horror, with pretty much zero hand-wringing social commentary or backstory/psychological depth for its characters. I recommend it.

 

Soul (Pete Doctor, 2020): 2/5

I found it Impossible to parse on a spiritual and abstract level, and the movie never settles on a coherent objective correlative to follow more literally through the pretty parts. Fail.

 

Save Yourselves! (Alex Huston Fischer, Eleanor Wilson, 2020): 3/5

A couple going through a bump in their relationship decide to go to a remote cabin and unplug for a week—and they end up missing an alien invasion. Amusing and suitable for date night. 

 

Scare Me (Josh Ruben, 2020): 2.5/5

The first 2/3, where the characters just tell one another stories and act them out, is fun. Didn’t need the more literal third act.  

 

News of the World (Paul Greengrass, 2020): 2.5/5

Very routine. Hanks attempts to single-handedly redeem both the genocide of the Native Americans and the excesses of The Greatest Generation (“We took the horrors of war we saw and made a country out of it barf barf barf.”)

Underwater (William Eubank, 2020): 2/5

Kristen Stewart so, so hot. I think there might have been monster or something as well.

An Easy Girl (Rebecca Zlotowski, 2020): 2/5

Beautiful setting and horny young people. Unfortunately, our object of desire and freedom is a grotesque monster, and our protagonist never convincingly changes. Still: actual sex scenes and goddamn let’s all vacation on a yacht in the south of France soon. Expert use of sea urchins. 

Other Random Stuff

Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (Fritz Lang, 1956): 2/5

Stultifyingly deliberate. Could a person manufacture enough circumstantial evidence to send himself to the chair for a murder he didn’t commit? It doesn’t work out any better for him than for the writer in Shock Corridor. A last-minute twist is almost beside the point dramatically—too little too late. 

Testament of Dr Mabuse (Fritz Lang, 1933): 3.5/5

A witty thriller to rival Hitchcock, with a smart police detective and romance. Deftly handles multiple scenes of tension happening at the same time. The use of sound still seems innovative. 

The Lusty Men (Nicolas Ray, 1952): 3.5/5

Are all rodeo movies End of the West movies? As the title indicates, this movie is about men who fuck. No but seriously it’s about rodeo men. Who fuck. Some great documentary rodeo action. Every brand of toxic masculinity you could require is fully on display, roiling with pride and self-loathing. Makes a great double bill with Junior Bonner, made 20 years later by another self-loathing he-man. Sample dialogue: “Men. I’d like to fry them all in deep fat [slamming her utensil down on the word fat].”

Frownland (Ronald Bronstein, 2007): 3/5

A Man Under the Influence. From the writer of the Safdie’s Uncut Gems, Good Time, etc. Frownland has a complete idiosyncratic and compelling central performance and much stinky nervousness. It’s also boring as fuck. 

Klute, rw (Alan J. Pakula, 1971): 3/5

A hazy, horny hash brownie of a detective thriller. Is Jane Fonda great here? She is certainly auditioning for a great performance. 

Ode, (Kelly Reichardt, 1999): 2/5

50-minute, super 8-adaptation of the novel (!!) Ode to Billy Joe. The song is famously ambiguous, but—spoiler—Billy Joe McAllister jumped off the bridge because he had had a gay experience, and he couldn’t handle the feelings afterwards. Does Reichardt’s Old Joy also explore difficult gay feelings? I honestly can’t quite tell. For super fans, which apparently I am. 

Sing Street, rw (John Carney, 2016): 5/5

What do you care? Just let me like it.

I Killed My Mother (Xavier Dolan, 2009): 3.5/5

Although he’s a Montreal-type Canadian, Dolan often comes up when young French people talk about contemporary French-language film (along with Blue is my Favorite Colour). Anyway it’s a heartfelt, soulful and stylish portrait of a gay lad’s complicated relationship with his self-centered mother, and I could relate. She loves him and is selfish and awful — and the same could be said for him.  

Unwatched Hitchcock Film Fest

These particular “leftovers from great directors” are so much better than those of Spielberg, Scorsese or Linklater. On the level of skillful and efficient storyteller, he is peerlessly consistent. Elemental grasp of the power of the medium blah blah blah. Rather cold and ironic: fuck you. 

Family Plot (Alfred Hitchcock, 1976): 3/5

Light and comic. A stoned, woozy LA vibe permeates. William Devane looks so much like my Dad that I almost hated to see him caught. Barbara Harris is a rather screwball protagonist. 

Topaz (Alfred Hitchcock, 1969): 2/5

Did you know Hitchcock made a spy movie about the Russians moving missiles into Cuba that also has a Notorious-ish love story, followed by the couple solving/fixing the Cuban Missile Crisis? Subverted by a total stiff of a diplomat/spy protagonist with an impenetrable French accent. A couple of really good sequences and quite a lot of talking and draperies. Michael Piccoli (who should have starred) rocks a red velvet robe, purple cravat and nine-inch cigar. 

To Catch a Thief (Alfred Hitchcock, 1955): 3.5/5

A fantasia, existing mostly on sets, plus some strategic sprinkling of actual, dreamy footage of 1954 Monoco. Grace Kelly is dazzling—so refined, golden and perfect. She was 26. He was 50. She seduces the reluctant ex-thief. They demonstrably fuck, and she falls to sleep immediately after. Hot. Admittedly a lot of the mystery/crime drama is unnecessary.  

Sabateur (Alfred Hitchcock, 1942): 4/5

I know this is going to shock you, but the police think the wrong man committed a crime and he has to solve the crime himself as the police close in. Back to the 39 Steps well, but this is almost equally swift and full of wit, irony, rich characters (including the human skeleton and a bearded lady) and well-cut action. 

Mr. and Mrs. Smith (Alfred Hitchcock, 1941): 3.5/5

A Hitchcock screwball and literal comedy of remarriage. Lombard (blonde, not icy) is beautiful, graceful, intensely present and really funny in her second-to-last role (last being the great To Be or Not to Be.) Lots of great drinking. 

Sabotage (Alfred Hitchcock, 1936): 3.5/5

Hitchcock establishes a semi-light tone with some good comic bits and a kindly and charismatic Scotland Yard officer. Introduces a 10-year-old boy. Gives him all kinds of dialogue and character beats. Good kid, kind of goofy. At minute 45, gives him a package of dynamite, must get it to Piccadilly Circus before it blows up. There follows, as he crosses London, a Tarantino movie in miniature where banal scenes are played slowly out, all with a bomb under the table so to speak. Tram is delayed. A woman with a really cute puppy sits next to him. Of course, the kid will be saved cleverly in at the last moment, right? Kid blows up. Hard cut to a room full of people laughing. 

Blackmail (Alfred Hitchcock, 1929): 3.5/5

Another corker. A young woman is bored of her Scotland Yard boyfriend, goes on a date that goes wrong and she kills him in self-defense. This murder is handled powerfully and with great use of (of all things) silence. The blackmail part isn’t as interesting, but Hitchcock makes great use of a painting of a guy pointing at the viewer/characters and laughing, which adds a Gods-eye irony to all the characters’ self-inflicted predicaments. 

(Mostly) Unwatched Don Siegel Film Fest

Riot in Cell block 11 (Don Siegel, 1954): 3/5

Relatively sober argument for prison reform (really!) also extremely skillful, exploitative and intelligent, with at least seven characters you actually care about. 

Flaming Star (Don Siegel, 1960): 2.5/5

Did you know that Don Siegel made a fatalistic and joyless Western with Elvis Presley about the social cost of “othering”? Elvis gives a decent, physical performance as half-Kiowa guy mistrusted by both sides. White people kill his Kiowa mother, then Kiowa kill his father. Elvis only sings one song (besides the title track over the credits) but strips to the waist twice. 

Hell is for Heroes (Don Siegel, 1962): 3/5

A band of misfits on a doomed mission. A balance of comic and sadistic tones. Bob Newhart gets a full on Buttoned-Down-Mind bit in the saggy second act. Certainly, a dry run for The Magnificent Seven, with both Coburn and a brooding, method-y McQueen. 

Two Mules for Sister Sarah (Don Siegel, 1970): 3/5

Siegel does Leone in a slightly lighter tone, complete with Morricone score and Eastwood, complete with flattop hat, vest, cigarillo and dynamite. He’s well-paired with Shirley MacLaine as a nun, and there is more than a whiff of African Queen. 

The Beguiled (Don Siegel, 1971): 3/5

If Hell is for Heroes is Siegel’s Kurosawa, then this is his Bergman (although it also owes much to Teorema and Black Narcissus). Was “Donald” Siegel the right person for this internal, interior, dreamy picture, filled to over spilling with lust, memory and fantasy? 

Dirty Harry, rw (Don Siegel, 1971): 3.5/5

Having somewhat grown up with this movie on TV, I can remember strongly identifying with Harry, who was confident, competent and incorruptible—like a virile Archie Bunker with skillz. And contrary to Kael, the movie contains strong criticism of Harry throughout—from both the weak and strong. Some liberal straw men that are poned, but Harry in the end, himself, in a Searchers moment, throws away his badge. His rigidity was necessary for a time, but no longer tolerated. Also: another great Schifrin soundtrack and, man oh man, that first 20 minutes is a master class in action filmmaking. 

Charley Varrick, rw (Don Siegel, 1973): 3.5/5

Matthau makes the most of his relaxed confidence and charisma, as does Joe Don Baker as an easygoing and cheery sadist—in this casually tense semi-remake of Becker’s Touchez Pas au Grisbi. Also, you can always just kick back and groove on the Lalo Schifrin soundtrack.

Escape from Alcatraz (Don Siegel, 1979): 3/5 

My favorite part was when Eastwood’s character realizes that to truly escape, he must make a literal leap of faith—no who am I kidding, this is just another expertly paced, subtext free action movie. It’s a return to prison for Siegel, and he wastes no time on literal prison reform rhetoric this time. However, he makes a similar argument just the same by populating this prison with crazy artists and lovable fruitcakes— brought to life by some amazing character actors. 

2020 and recent

First Cow (Kelly Reichardt, 2020): 5/5

The last time I experienced so much drama and suspense about milking a cow was when I tried to milk a cow.

Kajillionaire (Miranda July, 2020): 2/5

I like MJ's interest in the "feral" outsider (the cat in The Future, Evan Rachel Wood here), but exploring why this family lives outside the system (not really explained) would be far more interesting than the daughter's search for human kindness.  We're entering the post-human age now, so maybe her parents are doing her a favor, training her to co-exist with the robots and Asperger's types running the world?  The frequent tremors/earthquakes don't captivate and are overfamiliar in California movies/parodies.  And false notes all over the place: nothing about the Gina Rodriguez character suggests she would be interested in these deadbeats for more than 2 minutes.  I can't believe I'm saying this, but can the lack of MJ weirdo magic be attributed to the absence of MJ herself--her first feature film in which she doesn't appear?

Ammonite (Francis Lee, 2020): 3/5

Kate Winslet's character is just too brittle and stubborn to elicit much empathy, and the film's eroticism suffers from everyone being so diseased and/or forlorn.  The French Lieutenant's Woman remains the great novel/film dealing with fossil collecting at Lyme Regis, because it uses fears about Darwinism and modernity to add layers of meaning and revelation to the central issue of gender role subversion.

Rebecca (Ben Wheatley, 2020): 2/5

The only conceivable reason to remake this is the freedom to name Max de Winter as R's murderer, which the Production Code forbade unless he was punished.  But the novel and Hitchcock's version still have so many final act plot convolutions that the evasion becomes a mere trifle.  Needless to say, Hammer/James are no Olivier/Fontaine, and even Kristin Scott-Thomas can't come close to Judith Anderson's cross-eyed obsessive.  So we're left with some sharp color photography that only diminishes the gothic vibe; a traditional folk song by Pentangle; and a remake that's 20 minutes shorter but feels just as long, and leaves out the wonderful moment when Mrs. Danvers lovingly displays R's underwear to a stunned Mrs. de Winter: "they were made especially for her by the nuns in the convent at St. Clare."

Beanpole (Katemir Balagov, 2019): 4/5

Miserabilist to be sure, but we can always use a reminder of the Russians' WWII mass suffering at a time when half of America refuses to wear a mask because it might compromise their free-dum.  Beanpole is merely a vessel for her fiery sidekick who steals the picture and is the film's heart and soul.  Add one point for stunning red and green art direction/costume design; subtract one point for unnecessary shaky-cam.  Director was 28 when he made this.

 

Corpus Christi (Jan Komasa, 2019): 4.5/5

One of those stories that explores the kinship of convicts and priests--as students of sin, isolation, daily ritual, and homosocial relations--which so fascinated artists like Dostoevsky, Bresson, JP Melville, and Genet (and viewers like me).  This film takes it to a literal level, with convict posing as priest and managing to pull it off--for a while.  The problem, of course, is that ex-cons don't have much patience for deprivation and routine.

Non-Fiction (Olivier Assayas, 2019): 3/5

"Okay, Boomer" in French.  Assayas is now a middle-aged curmudgeon skeptical of technological disruption--does this signal his Woody Allen phase?  Everyone is so good looking and thin and fashionable and articulate and white, it's hard to believe they could be disrupted by anything. Discussions of "democratization of media" come off as theoretical and hypocritical.  Still, I don't get to rub elbows with European intellectuals anymore, so I'll take what I can get.

Dark Waters (Todd Haynes, 2019): 3/5

Haynes is to toxic wastewater as Gus Van Sant (Promised Land) is to fracking: heart in the right place, but desperate to demonstrate commercial viability after too many flops.  This won't help much.

Seberg (Benedict Andrews, 2019): 2/5

Kristen Stewart, to my surprise, isn't bad; the script, focusing too much on the FBI side of the story, is much, much worse.

Thunder Road (Jim Cummings, 2018): 4/5

Looks like I'm late to this party, but Holy Shit! Cummings' unhinged monologues are reminiscent of a young, wiry Jim Carrey--absolutely electric performances in which seemingly anything can happen.  The film feels like a series of improv sketches strung together, but Cummings' charismatic presence keeps it all together.  Bonus: we never actually hear Springsteen's "Thunder Road."

 

Nico, 1988 (Susanna Nicchiarelli, 2017): 4/5

Nico moves through the last year of her life as a junkie artist with the weary dignity of a survivor: "I've been at the top and I've been at the bottom--they're both empty."  Strong, moving lead performance by Trine Dyrholm, who was the cute servant girl in Dogme #1 (Festen) some twenty years ago.  One of the best films of the "last days" bio-pic subgenre (Judy, Film Stars Don't Die in Liverpool, etc.).

 In & Of Itself (Frank Oz, 2021): 5/5

Bullseye. Clever construction, tremendous execution. Plus magic! One of the best filmed versions of a show I've ever seen.

In & of Itself is, as advertised, poetry brought to screen. For the right, self-selecting audience, it’s as good as that sounds. DelGaudio blends heartfelt storytelling and modest spectacle to craft an immersive experience that — while surely more so in person — fully delivers on the screen. Even if you don’t totally buy in, there are some undeniably profound moments and takeaways, all delivered with precision.

I’ve said too much. Don’t read anything else about this before you watch it and just soak it all in.

My Psychedelic Love Story (Errol Morris, 2020): 2/5

I love Errol, but don't love his late-career tendency to center every documentary around One Big Interview with One Single Interview Subject, such that he has to work so hard to spice up the format with flashy visual flourishes and superimposed text.

Spirited Away (Hayao Miyazaki, 2001): 2.5/5

A dazzling mural of unctuous design and color; sadly, not much else. Studio Ghibli films just aren't for me. But the cute little bird and the fat baby mouse thing? I'm not made of stone. Extra half star.

Prevenge (Alice Lowe, 2016): 3/5

Ruth is a pregnant widow, whose unborn baby is guiding her to murder those connected with her partner's death. A unique dark comedy / slasher written, directed and starring Alice Lowe while seven months pregnant. As the story was written and filmed within the span of a month, it's understandably very rough around the edges and littered with odd choices, but the resulting film is surprisingly effective. Well-paced, the kills are grisly, and the deadpan humor is consistently funny. You're never really sure whether Ruth is possessed, or simply nuts.

I Know This Much Is True (Derek Cianfrance, 2020): 3/5

Adapted by writer-director Derek Cianfrance from Wally Lamb’s 1998 novel, HBO’s latest entry into prestige presents a massive canvas for Mark Ruffalo, who plays twin brothers Dominick and Thomas Birdsey. If nothing else, he deserves accolades for sheer endurance.

A stark, if lurid, illustration of the challenges, choices, and burdens imposed by mental illness, and as the story develops, we see how the brothers’ relationship has been molded by the constant battle to accommodate Thomas’s condition. A crushing and remorseless catalog of woes.

Stardust (Matthew Vaugh, 2007): 2/5

I admit to being generally allergic to this strain of cheeky fantasy, but even given that this seems totally bland. I will also admit that compared to the majority of Vaughn's work it's relatively innocuous.

My Favorite Wife (Garson Kanin, 1940): 3/5

Cary Grant’s wife Irene Dunne is declared legally dead after a shipwreck seven years ago.. he remarries... his legally-dead wife reappears..... he sees her at the hotel the night of his honeymoon to his new wife. And that’s just the first 30 minutes!

Also, the idea that Cary Grant would ever need to be threatened by another man is very funny.

Locked Down (Doug Liman, 2021): 1/5

This is a heist movie only in the sense that Doug Liman has essentially stolen both Warner's money to finance his jerkoff rich asshole COVID anxiety noodling and two hours of my time. Please god let me never see another Zoom call in a movie ever again, why does any director think this acceptable or interesting?

Ariana Grande: Excuse Me, I Love You (Paul Dugdale, 2020): 2/5

CVS brand HOMECOMING.

Uncle Frank (Alan Ball, 2020): 2/5

Alan Ball said, “I am going to create a GREEN BOOK that is GAY.”

rewatched The Apartment (Billy Wilder, 1960): 5/5

Amazing to think that Wilder's 1959–61 run overlapped with Hitch's from 1958–60. What a time to have been alive.

The House Bunny (Fred Wolf, 2008): 2.5/5

Kat Dennings shape-shifts into a Goth-Lizzie-McGuire halfway through this and it must be seen to be believed.

David Byrne's American Utopia (Spike Lee, 2020): 4/5

Church for the non-religious.

The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend A Broken Heart (Frank Marshall, 2020): 3.5/5

"To Love Somebody" is one of my all-time favorite songs.

Fatale (Deon Taylor, 2020): 2/5

Sometimes I just want late night 90s-esque steamy trashy thrillers, okay?

Hillary Swank has officially hit the “I don’t care” phase of her career. Also, Michael Ealy and crazy white people is now a whole sub-genre.

Pieces of a Woman (Kornel Mundruczo, 2020): 2/5

When Ellen Burstyn said “i don't like you” to Shia Labeouf I felt that.

Promising Young Woman (Emerald Fennell, 2020): 2.5/5

As a commentary on patriarchy, misogyny, the "nice guy," and rape culture, this works, but I don't know if it does as a story. If this was a dark comedy, a revenge movie, or a character study, it might've worked better, but instead, it attempts to be all three while never committing to any of them fully. The film ends up feeling more like a hodge-podge of ideas than a fully formed narrative. Since it never goes far enough with utilizing comedy, acts of revenge, or a deep character study to further its message and develop its themes, most of the commentary is done through confrontational dialogue. This preaching isn't bothersome considering the importance of the subject matter, but if you're a member of the choir then there is not much else here to grab onto, as every other aspect feels undercooked. I needed more of one of those three things.

An extra half star for Carey Mulligan though - but a demerit for Bo Burnham ugh ew tool.

(Ultimately though, if a survivor of sexual assault gets something out of this, then who gives a shit about my opinion.)

Minari (Lee Isaac Chung, 2020): 3.5/5

MVPs Will Patton and Youn Yuh-jung. You've seen this story a dozen times, but telling it from this perspective complicates every detail in so many thoughtful ways. Perfectly bittersweet.

Nomadland (Chloe Zhao, 2020): 4/5

You'd be forgiven for suspecting this for misery porn -- which don't worry it still occasionally is -- even given its very clear ecstatic truth aesthetic aspirations and wispy camera, but it makes a few narrative choices that I think take it in a more productive direction, and the idea that this character's lifestyle is at least in part a choice that's analogized with American pioneer spirit is pretty interesting.

McDormand is of course as good as you've heard, even during the part where she's shitting in a bucket.

What the Bleep Do We Know!? (William Arntz, Betty Chasse, 2004): 0/5

The Tommy Wiseau "Room" of documentaries. Of course one of the guys behind it joined the NXIVM cult. OF COURSE.

rewatched On the Waterfront (Elia Kazan, 1954): 4/5

Of the 100 greatest shrugs in the history of motion pictures, at least 45 are performed by Marlon Brando here.

2020

Nomadland (Chloé Zhao, 2020): 3/5

I was interested at all times, but it’s such a flinty character and a flinty movie that I was never really moved. Fascinating footage inside Amazon warehouse. In the end, it reminded me of Five Easy Pieces in that the main character just can’t or won’t find a community. Tremendous acting from McDormand, but nowhere near the movie that The Rider is. 

Minari (Lee Isaac Chung, 2020): 3/5

Not exactly fresh material—it piles Lose-the-Farm cliches onto its Immigrant-Story cliches. Still, it's simple and heartfelt. 

Sylvie’s Love (Eugene Ashe, 2020): 2.5/5

Tessa Thompson is really good in what is essentially a slight variant on the 50s/60s woman’s picture—dealing with a career, a kid, and a cad. 

Let Them All Talk (Steven Soderberg, 2020): 2.5/5

Strong and fun-to-watch performances from Streep, Candice Bergen, Lucas Hedges and Dianne Wiest. Witty and literate script. Catastrophic third-act problems. 

Uncle Frank (Alan Ball, 2020): 3/5

Successful in a relaxed way that Ira Sachs' movies never manage. Warm, middle-brow and broad. 

Never Rarely Sometimes Always (Eliza Hittman, 2020): 3.5/5

As someone who thinks most movies have too many words, I really liked how “silent cinema” so much of this movie is. Of course, this leads to some frustration when we are denied interiority. Also, it has bad third-act problems. Nevertheless, the title sequence is super-emotional and powerful—and the movie should have ended there and been 65 minutes. 

The Assistant (Kitty Green, 2020): 1.5/5

What prevented the filmmaker from outlining the skanky boss more? It’s like making a movie about Scarface’s secretary and just saying, “I don’t know. There’s, like, some whispering behind a door.” The end. 

Red White and Blue (Steve McQueen, 2020): 3/5

it’s lonely at the bottom. Good script. Boyega is a cypher, but probably so are most of the natural fools who are astonished to find themselves on the bleeding end of change.

Alex Wheatle (Steve McQueen, 2020): 4/5

‘Sa good one, and I ain’t rampin’ now. The style and attitude are free and wild like in Lovers Rock but they are in the service of a more demanding plot. Lots of highs and some curious gaps. It wasn’t exactly successful as an apparent biopic, but I didn’t mind.

The Bee Gees: How Can You Mend a Broken Heart (Frank Marshall, 2020): 3.5/5

Delivers what I always want from a music doc—good footage of the band and the ability to hear the music that is the evidence of the subject’s greatness. (See the recent Zappa doc for the negative example). As big a fan as I am, I had no idea about the band’s secret genius, Robin. Loved meeting him. 

Another Round (Thomas Vinterberg, 2020): 3.5/5

Surprisingly even-handed portrait of the joys and problems of day-drinking. Fun to watch Mads.

Time (Garrett Bradley, 2020): 2/5

Works better as a family portrait than an argument to reform the legal justice system. 

Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom (George C. Wolfe, 2020): 3/5

It did not all work for me but enough of it did to recommend it as a thoughtful night at the theater. With weird Movie Musical dream interludes and much “acting to the back row” that somehow still moved me.

Wild Mountain Thyme (John Patrick Shanley, 2020): 3/5

Like Five Corners, Moonstruck, and (less successfully) Joe Versus the Volcano, it’s filled with original and graceful observations as well as awkward flights of fancy, here slavered with an icing of Blarney. This is a positive review. 

Fourteen (Dan Sallitt, 2020): 3.5/5

Portrait of two friends, and I really appreciated how long a span of their life it described—at least a decade I would say, with all the subtle changes. 

Les Misérables (Ladj Ly, 2020): 2/5

After all the Cannes hype, etc., I’m not sure what I expected, but it wasn’t this thin, melodramatic, Mod Squad, made-for-tv stuff. 

Miss Juneteenth (Channing Godfrey Peoples, 2020): 2/5

Extremely routine. This whole movie is already expressed in the concept (the mother won a certain beauty contest and now wants her daughter to win it also) and nothing more is provided. 

Beanpole (Kantemir Balagov, 2020): 1.5/5

I know this is going to be a shocker, but…after WWII, some sad and confusing shit went down, especially with women and children, and this is something we need reminding of at this time. 

The Midnight Sky (George Clooney, 2020): 2/5

Clooney is so easy to watch as an actor that they keep letting him direct. This is a perfect illustration of the Peter Principle. “... which observes that people in a hierarchy tend to rise to their ‘level of incompetence’: employees are promoted based on their success in previous jobs until they reach a level at which they are no longer competent, as skills in one job do not necessarily translate to another.”

Wonder Woman 1984 (Patty Jenkins, 2020): 3/5

A very Trumpy tv-personality-to-president supervillain saves himself in the end by renouncing his power—after realizing he just wants to spend more time with his Asian son. An extremely un-phallic conflict and resolution—and a beautiful (if not wholly successful) rejection of the Myth of Redemptive Violence. The Woman Wonder herself is a Superman-esque stiff, but Gadot is an otherworldly beauty, and the filmmakers have the good sense to surround her with funny people. 

The Climb (Michael Angelo Covino, 2020): 3/5

Wes Anderson turned up to 11 (without the whimsy/quirk)—sad, angry and funny. Made up of some astonishing long takes. 

Other Stuff

It’s a Wonderful Life (Frank Capra, 1946): 5/5

Elemental. The waterworks start almost immediately and flow quite freely

Au Revoir les Enfants (Louis Malle, 1987): 3/5

Pretty much what I figured, but the last minutes are undeniably powerful. Still, since it’s a personal reminiscence of childhood, it can’t hold a candle to the cosmic irony and complexity of Lacombe Lucien, examining a similar time. 

The Fire Within (Louis Malle, 1963): 4.5/5

About an addict trying to kick, deprived of access to joy and connection, gutting it out (or not). A reference for Oslo, August 31 and Taste of Cherry, certainly. Also reminded me of Taxi Driver without the messiah trip or Five Easy Pieces (again), with its contempt for normal people’s "certainty and peace of mind." Again, a very good last 15 minutes. 

The Tale of Tales (Yuri Norstein, 1979): 2/5

Why should I bother to tell you about this 30-minute, Russian animated reverie on dead soldiers and allegorical link between a story and a child? It was supposed to be a must-see classic, but it was actually a melancholy slog. 

Moonfleet (Fritz Lang, 1955): 2.5/5

CinemaScope, Technicolor Treasure-Island-boys-adventure shit. Still, Lang manages to hustle in some tension and perversion. 

Scorsese Mini Film Fest

I realized, with some shame, that I had not seen five (!!) of Scorsese’s 25 feature, fiction films. 

Boxcar Bertha (Martin Scorsese, 1972): 3.5/5

A loose and well-made lovers-on-the-run/women’s picture with car chases and nudity. Class-conscious, pro-union and pro-sex. Keith Carradine tells his actual father “you just don’t understand” and to “shut up,” and the (chubby) director himself smooches a topless Barbara Hershey. The ending shocks with an exploitative and emotional punch, wherein the director introduces some imagery he will continue to explore throughout his career.

The Age of Innocence (Martin Scorsese, 1993): 2/5

Michelle Pfeiffer is not only gorgeous, but she also out-acts Daniel Day-Lewis handily. Still, it’s all quite stiff and turgid. There's too much voice-over narration, but then again that’s the main source of the wit and incision that Edith Wharton brings to the table. As in Kundun, the main character is expressed mostly as a cog of the culture/society he is a part of. 

Kundun (Martin Scorsese, 1997): 2/5

The display of ritual and culture (and there’s a lot of it) is foregrounded—formal and naked and unnatural, as if the whole thing takes place in a museum rather than a place where humans live and interact. Scorsese is perhaps again trying to understand this man as a piece of his culture instead of through psychological depth. And maybe this is a 2020 sensibility imposed retroactively, but there’s something weird about all these Tibetans speaking English to one another with a Tibetan accent—and then it’s also weird when sometimes they break into actual Tibetan. What were they speaking before?

The Aviator (Martin Scorsese, 2004): 2.5/5

Colorful and eager to entertain, but lacking the gravitas to sustain its 170-minute running time, and the last hour slows down considerably. I can see why Scorsese is interested in this movie-maker character, but it never really touches on the director’s obsessions. 

Silence (Martin Scorsese, 2015): 3/5

Sort of a courtroom drama about a ritualistic technicality (an official denial of one’s faith, even when it’s extremely clear to all involved that the faith still exists). But with loads of torture. I believe that the title (unlike that of Bergman’s version) is ironic.