Thursday, February 1, 2024

Fourteen movies from 2023, in descending order of preference.

Will-o’-the-Wisp, 1h7m (João Pedro Rodrigues, 2023): 4/5

A musical and (another) retelling of Henry IV, featuring the second gayest fire brigade in cinema history (after Ron Howard’s Backdraft). I would be fine if all movies just moved from mood to mood like this or Discrete Charm/Phantom of Liberty. Like Bunuel, this is very much concerned with desire and its power to make people act. How can we defend the forest if it’s not an object of desire? We need more shorter movies, such as…

 

Happer’s Comet, 1hr2m (Tyler Taormina, 2023): 4/5

Dug this short(ish) art piece, wandering through a community of people in rural America and the things they do at night. Moves loosely through mood, scene, tableaux, and sequences, reminding me of a more humanist Roy Andersson. Unique, poetic and catnip for a tone junky like me. The images flow from diffuse to increasingly more narrative, to a crescendo of eros, and finally to (post coital) relaxation and peace. 

 

The Curse (Nathan Fielder, David & Nathan Zellner): 4/5

Comes together for me in the final episode, with its turn toward the cosmic and metaphorical. Good choice, to bring a feeling apotheosis to some pretty unpleasant and unresolvable hypocrisies of modern living. Social media (or any public persona) breeds soul-breaking hypocrisy and self-delusion, and no purchase or exchange is innocent under capitalism, no matter your intentions. 

My thoughts about what’s happening in that final episode: Asher has been feeling increasingly cut off from the people around him. He has been told over and over that his natural reactions are bad and that he needs to change them, but he doesn’t know how. Late in the show he realizes that everyone is making fun of him and that he is not liked, even by his wife. So the floating upwards is just a metaphor for all that. He’s has floated away from himself, and his wife, and from everyone on Earth. The image of himself as a baby is, if anything, a hopeful one.

 

Zone of Interest (Jonathan Glazer, 2023): 3.5/5

I left the room less than impressed, but continues to grow on me. Its method is both obvious and sneaky. The experience never moves past the film’s one-line description, and everything you’re shown seems unsurprising partly because it’s so downplayed. Only later, when I was describing some parts to Melissa did it occur to me how absolutely brutal it all was. It didn’t seem brutal at the time! It’s the ultimate treatise on the power of what is not shown.

 

The Adults (Dustin Guy Defa, 2023): 3.5/5

Well-calibrated sibling relationships. It’s true that part of what makes my relationship with my brother so unique is all the weird inside jokes and shared memories, snatches from shared media, and lines and bits from our shared life that only come from passing most of the first 18 years of our lives together—something this movie understands deeply. The movie doesn’t overreach nor overstay its welcome—a positive miracle in this day and age. Cera is excellent in (yes) a truly adult performance, and Sophia Lills is even better. Extra points for incorporating the Madison.

 

Fallen Leaves (Aki Kaurismäki, 2023): 3.5/5

As usual from Kaurismäki, a simple story told in the most pared-back way possible way. Its characters don’t have a cent for anything that isn’t critically important, and the sets and script work the same way. I would say the style makes it a kind of parody of a musical or melodrama. In fact, there is a lot of music and singing in it (as is Kaurismaki’s wont). A Finnish rendition of Gordon Lightfoot’s Early Morning Rain is especially impactful. 

 

Civic, 19m (Dwayne LeBlanc, 2023): 3.5/5

An impressionistic and atmospheric search for identity. A young man returns to and drives around a very recognizable South Central LA, reuniting with some old friends. Shot completely from the inside of the titular Honda (although the pun with “city” is right there also). Watched because it landed on Richard Brody’s Top Movies of 2023 list.

 

All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt (Raven Jackson, 2023): 3/5

A jumbled narrative, charged with emotion rather than with dramatic sense. Each scene is like a deep and languorous immersion in physical sensation. Indebted to Ter(r)ences Malick and Davies. 

 

The Covenant (Guy Ritchie, 2023): 3/5

Has an authenticity of setting, which is both dramatically exciting and personally interesting. I wish the morally simple drama and video game-ish, hawkish, dick-swinging action sequences felt as real and consequential. 

 

Suitable Flesh (Joe Lynch, 2023): 3/5

Fun, low-production-value horror flick about a demon jumping from body to body. Subject enjoys heightened libido and satisfaction of mate and other aggressive and powerful changes.

 

All Of us Strangers (Andrew Haigh, 2023): 3/5

I liked all the time tripping, and our protagonist is great—such a sweet and smiley character, but also so anxious, lonely and sad. But I’m afraid we don’t share the same issues, and I couldn’t really relate. I get that our protagonist needs closure with his parents, but the result is all pretty easy wish-fulfillment stuff, with everyone saying, “I love you and we’re so proud of you, son” and “Really sorry I was hard on you that one time, son.” Baloney 

 

Saltburn (Emerald Fennell, 2023): 3/5

Some good lines: “Some fucking hideous Rubens.” “Men are so lovely and dry.” Also, Jacob Elordi: the hottest. But in the end, it is unforgivably drawn out at 2h10m and exceedingly silly. What, there are no police in this universe? Keoghan gets to fulfill every man’s true desire, which is to dance around a mansion wearing a large fake cock.

 

Brooklyn 45 (Ted Geoghegan, 2023): 2.5/5

An irrelevant dredging up of post-WWII German immigrant paranoia, set in a single room, with mild horror elements. 

 

Eileen (William Oldroyd, 2023): 2.5/5

I liked the first 2/3, which spotlights an especially feral, stinky, horny little mouse of a young woman falling in love with glamorous, educated and free Anne Hathaway, in a career best (?) performance. I’m not really a fan but here she reminds me of Bradley Cooper in that it’s all up there on the face in a Meryl Streep way (although less lived-in). Meaning she expertly delivers pre-plotted micro-emotions on a line-by-line basis. It’s fun to watch! Third act boldly changes tone and is inexcusably bad.  

 

Quince Tree Sun/Dream of Light (Victor Erice, 1992): 4/5

Made me think about how much I liked Kelly Reichardt's Showing Up, another movie about making art. It’s a weird thing to do! And it usually happens over a long period of time as the artwork evolves, so you end up incorporating your changing emotional life into the piece. Here we see an oil painter working on a canvas of the titular tree, and the film is a quiet and blissful hang-out with visual artists as they discuss other artists, such as Michelangelo, and think about what they were like when they were younger and what they only now understand. Finally, a contemplation of time passing, the sun changing, fruit ripening and falling.

 

Plastic Bag, 18m (Ramin Bahrani, 2009): 3/5

Didactic and droll, follows a plastic bag from the grocery store to the sea and beyond, with Werner Herzog intoning the musings of the bag itself. Lots of images of this panty-hose-colored plastic, full of moments of serendipitous beauty and spiritual searching, and I’m praying there was no CGI involved. 

 

Nathan For You S4E8: Finding Francis, 1h24m (Nathan Fielder, 2017): 3.5/5

Fielder has found a genuine lunatic who we know is for real; everything else is up for grabs. Fielder himself is the spectrum-y observer first and participant second, always pushing the scenario forward into confrontation and if possible, exposure and humiliation. He will say the most sympathetic thing to his characters, but he and we are also cognizant that it’s just for the show and he is happy to mislead whomever—so all his statements are ironic and uneasy. Of course, this is also the source of the humor.

 

The Story of a Cheat (Sacha Guitry, 1936): 3/5

Told completely in voiceover, with on-screen actors pantomiming the action. Funny and quirky, with clever and fussy use of mise en scène that reminded me strongly of Wes Anderson, especially The Grand Budapest Hotel. Recommend by Justine Triet in a recent Criterion Closet episode. 

 

I Hired a Contract Killer (Aki Kaurismäki, 1990): 3/5

Kaurismaki applies his droll deadpan to a kind of crime story. Our protagonist only learns to live after he has hired someone to kill him. In English (!) and starring Jean-Pierre Léaud (!!).

 

La Grande Bouffe (Marco Ferreri, 1973): 2/5

One of the most unpleasant, even disgusting movies I’ve seen. It’s like Husbands but instead of a drinking bender, Marcello Mastroianni, Michel Piccoli and Philippe Noiret (!!!) just stuff themselves constantly with gourmet food. Shit and vomit are eventually involved, naturally. Obviously, it’s a satire of consumerism (literally) but Ferreri doesn’t establish that these people deserve his vituperation. They seem fine to me.

 

La Nuit du Carrefour (Jean Renoir, 1932): 3/5

A locked door mystery wherein a jewelry dealer is murdered at a crossroads that has a gas station and about 10 residents. Based on one of George Simenon’s popular, slim Maigret mysteries. Surprisingly primitive for 1932, and presenting a car chase so ill-shot it would make Griffith or Lang barf. 

 

 

Coppola Film Fest

My theory is that Coppola had a serious and personality-shifting nervous breakdown during or after Apocalypse Now. Still, catching up with these later films, it’s interesting to notice that he offers three films about failed artists. (As well as three films about suddenly getting younger, if one includes Jack and Peggy Sue). 

 

One of the Heart (Francis Ford Coppola, 1981): 2/5

Beautiful and inert. 

 

The Outsiders (Francis Ford Coppola, 1983): 3/5

Propelled by early rock and rockabilly sound, it’s a fundamentally nostalgic, conservative and adolescent vision of sensitive, weepy young hoodlums, with some nice expressionistic touches (but not enough). Patrick Swayze, Tom Cruise, Matt Dillon, Rob Lowe, and my future wife Diane Lane are all present, but we mostly hang out with C. Thomas Howell and Ralph Macchio.  

 

Rip Van Winkle (Francis Ford Coppola, 1987): 2/5

Made as an episode of Shelley Duvall’s Fairy Tale Theatre, this makes good on Coppola’s love for ultra-artificial story book worlds such as those in Tales of Hoffman (or One from the Heart). Clarifies the limits of Letterboxd, since this piece of crappy product has people arguing for its quality and depth. Having said that, I zipped through a couple of random other episodes of the show, and most are set-bound, whereas this does expand the mise en scène to include a sound-stage-amount of space, with lighting playing a dramatic part.  

 

Youth Without Youth (Francis Ford Coppola, 2007): 1.5/5

Well-appointed, dreamy, narratively loose Eurotrash reverie. An old man suddenly becomes young again, is working to “understand memory and consciousness,” is pursued by Nazis. Raul Ruiz and Manoel de Oliveira would be proud. 

 

Tetro (Francis Ford Coppola, 2009): 2/5

Sibling rivalry, family secrets revealed. Completely lacks dramatic tension and drive as well as thematic resonance. Even Vincent Gallo is as inert as I have ever seen him. The (pretty stupid) brothers have a conversation about how great The Red Shoes and Tales of Hoffman are, and it doesn’t make a bit of sense for these characters. 

 

Twixt (Francis Ford Coppola, 2011): 2.5/5

Evidence that Coppola is best when elevating genre rather than trying to make an art film. Still it’s weighted down with clunky color effects, bad pacing, and a clumsy and flat performance from Val Kilmer. He hasn’t got the juice and neither does Coppola. 

 

 

Bunuel in (Mostly) Mexico Film Fest

Bunuel goes to Mexico and puts in his 10,000 hours on low budget potboilers, often involving perverse desire, with the occasional inspiration to indulge fetish, which here means presenting mysterious and sexually charged images with an uncanny exactitude and precision.  

 

Ensayo de un crimen/ The Criminal Life of Archibaldo de la Cruz (Luis Buñuel, 1955): 4/5

Our protagonist has a formative memory where he’s listening to a music box and wishes his pretty young governess was dead—when suddenly she is shot through the window, and he looks down and sees her dead and sees her garters. Later, as an adult, he comes across the music box again and…it’s all over. Lots of fantasy sequences (and generally living in one’s own head) and black comedy/bitter irony. Fetishes include: panties drawer, plus fondling of bra and panties. Fondling and kissing a manikin. Manikin boobs. Manikin’s leg comes off. The mystery of desire. Shoes.

 

Suzanna (Luis Buñuel, 1951): 3.5/5

A beautiful woman breaks out of a reformatory (with the explicit help of God) and takes refuge with a family at a ranch, where she stirs the lust of the father, the son, and the caballero who oversees the ranch. What could go wrong? Fetishes include: religion, muddy legs, legs with egg running down them, a woman being whipped and then dragged by the hair. Man looks at boobs and immediately grabs his shotgun and begins stroking it with a rag to clean it.

 

El Bruto (Luis Buñuel, 1953): 3/5

A landlord wants to evict all the tenants of his building, so he hires a low-intelligence but strong Lenny-type to scare them. This strongman ends up killing one of the ring-leaders but later falls in love with his daughter. Amazingly, this is just one thread of this ironic and sad story. Fetishes include: chicken-killing, slapping women across the face. 

 

Illusion Travels by Streetcar (Luis Buñuel, 1954): 2/5

Two lovable drunks take a streetcar on a joy ride. Some beautiful, warm and humanist passages, sentiments unusual for Bunuel the ironist and provocateur. Ultimately covering a lot of ground and unfocused.

 

Abismos de Passion (Luis Buñuel, 1954): 2.5/5

A very Bunuel title for what is an adaptation of Wuthering Heights. Ok, the weird problem with Wuthering Heights is that the first half is charming and sexy and in the second half Heathcliff returns as a demon, making it comparatively less enjoyable. Bunuel solves the issue by beginning at the halfway point where Heathcliff’s (here Alejandro's) first gesture is to smash through a window. 

 

The Young One (Luis Buñuel, 1960): 3.5/5

The first 45 minutes sets up a perfect, lurid exploitation scenario. Three characters on an isolated island. A 15-year-old girl whose grandfather has just died. A racist white dude who has noticed her and wants to make her his wife (ie, a Cracker child molester). And a black guy who has escaped a hanging mob and we don’t know if he wants the girl too or wants to protect her. The last half hour squanders all the possibilities by sending in another racist and a preacher to dilute the drama. Fetishes: Closing a dead person’s eyes with your fingers. Calling a 14-year-old a “real woman” then biting savagely into an apple. Shoes, boobs and feet. 

 

And for context and great pleasure, these rewatches

 

The Phantom of Liberty, rw (Luis Buñuel, 1974): 5/5

To Bunuel, liberty means various emus, dirty postcards, soldiers fox hunting in a tank, poker playing monks, old ladies with beautiful young bodies, stuffed foxes, being found guilty and going free, and permission to flip around through episodes, dreams and memories as he damn well pleases. There should be a channel where beautifully nonsensical, irrational situations and behaviors like these just flow 24-7. 

 

Un Chien Andalou, rw, 16 mins (Luis Buñuel, 1929): 5/5

Sexual desire/repression/predation, death, and whatever mysterious, dreamy thing you’ve got inside your little zig zag box of yours. Her underarm hair appears on his face, over his mouth!! I could not show this to Jack. Too horrible and deep. 

 

Tuesday, January 2, 2024

Maestro (Bradley Cooper, 2023): 3/5

RIP Lenny you would have loved Grindr

How to Have Sex (Molly Manning Walker, 2023): 3/5
A boiling pot of subtle anxiety that has the viewer knowing exactly where it's headed, but begging at every turn for someone to intervene. Themes of consent, communication, identity and boundaries come together to create Mia McKenna-Bruce’s sensitive performance that cuts deep with emotion and will undoubtedly provide unity and strength to a wide female audience.

Dream Scenario (Kristoffer Borgli, 2023): 2.5/5
The first two acts of this are intriguing and propulsively-paced, building neatly on the quirky comedy of the initial setup to something much darker. The trouble is that it doesn’t really go anywhere from there, other than some shallow social-media and cancel-culture satire. I guess that the true horror is that the fantastical events depicted are merely subsumed into our capitalist hellhole as just another marketing opportunity. In itself this is a trenchant enough point, but it’s not a satisfying enough denouement after the promise of the setup.

rewatched You've Got Mail (Nora Ephron, 1998): 4/5
I wanna go on a rant about how both of their businesses are going to be killed by the medium that brought them together, but this is just pure popcorn, movie star, killer supporting cast, dial up internet, New York City romantic escapism at its warmest, fuzziest and finest. So sue me.

May December (Todd Haynes, 2023): 3/5
I get that she was in a class which is where you go to learn and make mistakes, but Elizabeth’s flower arrangement was so lopsided and janky. An actress like her would have received so many bouquets she would know the basics of composition and volume, even if she was distracted by the local pedophile to her right

Cat Person ( Susanna Fogel, 2023): 2/5
Reduces the original text's rich, acute study of contemporary sexual and gender politics into a toothless, clumsy, tonally confused film whose revisions draw out the plot to such laughably wild yet somehow empty extremes.

Bluebeard's Eighth Wife (Ernst Lubitsch, 1938): 3/5
"I'm your worst investment. I don't pay any dividends and I'm proud of it."

Conventional battle of the sexes. Needed an actor with more of a detectable libido than Cooper possessed—I can heat this sucker up no small amount simply by imagining Gable in his place.

The Holdovers (Alexander Payne, 2023): 3/5
Perfectly fine and the beautifully retro vibes of its look (including the credits) is an impeccable fit for this tale of three lost souls who find the humanity in each other. Well lived in performances by the three leads.

Priscilla (Sofia Coppola, 2023): 2.5/5
I dunno I guess I just don't see the appeal of "dramatizing" someone's frustrating lack of agency (especially over a period of 13 years, and especially especially in the person of a legendary superstar's otherwise non-famous spouse, which is about as 'duh' as the subject gets). Extra demerits for the unforgivably cheesy closing needle drop, and for creating the constantly distracting impression that Elvis Presley stood eight feet tall. (Elordi's reportedly only 6'5", but he's so skinny, and Spaeny's so diminutive, that Elvis looks as if maybe he could have made even more money in the NBA.)

Poor Things (Yorgos Lanthimos, 2023): 3/5
Loved the linguistic playfulness. "I seek employment at your musty-smelling establishment of good-time fornication." Also some of the most gorgeous storybook CGI yet achieved—every fanciful view of Lisbon and Paris and the ocean made me gnash my teeth at the MCU's unforgivable muddy ugliness.

rewatched Rear Window (Hitchcock, 1954): 5/5
Fourth viewing, last seen 2017. I'm gonna embrace the futility of coming up with a fresh angle on perhaps the most thoroughly analyzed film of all time (it's either this or CITIZEN KANE, I'd say). I'll always experience REAR WINDOW first and foremost as a first-rate detective story/romance, plus whatever singular genre Thelma Ritter's presence automatically entails.

Leave the World Behind (Sam Esmail, 2023): 2.5/5
“I fucking hate people” wants to be “I don’t think we have enough hot dogs” but it’s just not.


Some 2023 Movies, in descending order of preference

Not my best-of list, mind, as I have yet to see The Zone of Interest, Perfect Days, Fallen Leaves, Poor Things, Past Lives, The Taste of Things, All of Us Strangers, All Dirt Roads Taste of Salt, or (now) Beyond Utopia, The Adults, or The Covenant (!). Although, for a preview, you can start with the top part of this list. As a bonus, I will also say that it likely will contain several movies  you pretty much loathed!

Pacifiction (Albert Serra, 2023): 4/5

Louche discontent in an exotic location (here Tahiti)—Graham Greene would be proud. It fails to get around to doing much of what a movie is more or less required to do (in terms of plot and pacing). Still, this is the year’s most beautiful movie and does have a kind of mesmerized movement forward for an interesting character. 

 

The Boy and the Heron (Hayao Miyazaki, 2023): 4/5

A very Miyazaki movie, packed (too?!) full of jaw-dropping sights. And indeed my jaw was on the floor. Turn off your mind, relax and float downstream. A more insightful take on The Wizard of Oz than any offered by Lynch/Oz, below.

 

Maestro (Bradley Cooper, 2023): 4/5

Always dynamic, swift, moving from high point to high point, entertaining, broad, rewatchable, and middlebrow. I’m sort of annoyed at how much I liked this, packed as it was with awards-pandering shmaltz. Cooper is having fun with the adenoidal accent, and it IS fun. Who, indeed, abandoned Snoopy in the vestibule? It’s a strange choice to spend so much time with Bernstein’s wife (in a way that Bernstein himself didn’t seem to), but I think Cooper wanted to foreground the conflicts that arise from Bernstein’s bisexuality (!), and the best way to do that was in opposition to the wife. On the other hand, Bernstein’s bisexuality is just (another) example of how he wants to be it all: conductor and musician, celebrity and the serious maestro, composer of the popular and classical. As Bernstein says, being an artist demands a split between the interior /creative/original and the exterior/collaborative. (And he did say it! You can watch the original interview on YouTube).

 

The Eight Mountains (Felix van Groeningen, Charlotte Vandermeersch, 2023): 4/5

Quite a long movie that takes its time following two boys who meet in a small village in the very high Italian alps and go through their several fates over the next 30 years or so. Some very beautiful mountain landscapes and wise observations about what one is compelled to do and why. At this length and pace, one had better like the characters and want to hang out in this milieu—and I did. 

 

May December (Todd Haynes, 2023): 3.5/5

Three of the best performances of the year in a movie about performance. We’re all putting one on! Moore’s character (very much the starlet of her own world) performed to get the boy (lisp affectation to signal a powerlessness that she certainly doesn’t actually have), and Portman is acting the nice movie actress part until she plays the next part. Melton perfectly embodies the 13-year-old in a 32-year-old’s body.

 

Killers of the Flower Moon (Martin Scorsese, 2023): 3.5/5

Featuring the most passive Best Actress-winning character of all time; at first this really bothered me. She would have to be MORE dumb than DeCaprio’s character to not know her husband was poisoning her. OR! Did she know the whole damn time that he was killing her and was deliberately dying as a test of his love, which he failed over and over again? Upon reflection, one can see these not as mistakes but as writerly choices. Both Ernest and Mollie seem to be just passive drops in a wave. As DeNiro’s character says at one point (something like) “The white man is going to take the place of the Indian. It’s just going to happen.” 

 

A Thousand and One (A.V. Rockwell. 2023): 3.5/5

“There’s more to life than fucked up beginnings.” A towering lead performance, portraying a lower-class woman in a completely convincing, non-actorly way. (Although, the actor who portrays the son in the last third is almost disastrous.) How does our main character look so hot in the beginning (marching out of Rikers) and so heavy and worn in the end?? Acting!

 

Are You There, God? It’s Me, Margaret. (Kelly Fremon Craig, 2023): 3.5/5

Sensitive, emotional and realistic feeling. Lots of emotional beats that I remember and recognize. Terrific lead performances from a realistic, luminous and relatable 12 year old as well as (future wife) Rachel McAdams. Builds to a perfect climax that had me sobbing at something I never would have guessed I would have sobbed at. 

 

Priscilla (Sofia Coppola, 2023): 3/5

I actually love directors who make the same movie over and over (Ozu, Anderson). Here is another autobiographic poor little rich girl, girl in a gilded cage, girl who sees a lot but doesn’t say a lot—with lush and specific production design and carefully coded modes of dress. The things revealed here about Elvis’ controlling nature and madonna/whore complex are astonishing beyond anything dreamt by Baz Luhrmann. 

 

The Starling Girl (Laurel Parmet, 2023): 3/5

A hot (hot, hot) young priest messes with the mind (and loins) of an (decreasingly) innocent 17-year-old girl in a religious community. Familiar but well-told (although obviously it doesn’t come close to Fleabag, Season 2).

 

Full Time (Eric Gravel, 2023): 3/5

Like Good Times or Uncut Gems in terms of high tension, but it’s just a mother of two commuting into town during a transportation strike to get to her job as head maid at a hotel. Not sure it’s worth what it puts you through, but it kinda points out that we’re all the star of our own thriller. This review from AA Dowd pretty much nails it: “Like if the Dardennes made Speed, but instead of a bus, it's a woman racing to catch a bus, and if she slows down, her bank account explodes.”

 

Theater Camp (Molly Gordon, Nick Lieberman): 3/5

The best Christopher Guest movie in 20 years, with a tone directly between loving and grating.

 

Birth/Rebirth (Laura Moss, 2023): 3/5

A gross and emotionally disturbing Frankenstein story about the maternal urge. I watched it on Christmas Eve and mostly regretted it.

 

Afire (Christian Petzold, 2023): 2.5/5

Funny for Petzold to wait 19 movies to make his adolescent summer movie—a character who just watches and can’t engage in the world. The central fire metaphor is weak sauce.

 

Fremont (Babak Jalali, 2023): 2.5/5

A tale of a young Afghan immigrant, deadpan and slow like early Jarmusch or like any movie with 2/3 of a script stretched to a full-length. Unusually, I liked it better as it got more conventional. 

 

Lynch/Oz (Alexandre O. Philippe, 2023): 2.5/5

Six video essays about Lynch and Oz by filmmakers David Lowery, John Waters, Karyn Kusama, Rodney Ascher, and Justin Benson & Aaron Moorhead, as well as critic Amy Nicholson. More interesting as a view into the essayists than into Lynch.

 

Incredible but True (Quentin Dupieux, 2023): 2.5/5

Amusing but slight film skewering humans’ obsession with masculinity and youth. A bit too long at 71 minutes (!). 

 

Dream Scenario (Kristoffer Borgli, 2023): 2/5

Quite a disappointment after the queasy and funny Sick of Myself from earlier in the year). This is another example of a movie (like Incredible but True, above, and Linoleum from earlier this year), where the audience is just trying to discover the rules. When it doesn’t happen quickly enough for me, I begin to resent that they are parsing out the 411 so slowly and padding it out with nonsense. I have a similar reaction to many documentaries. Just tell me what happened. Don’t wait the movie-endorsed 30-minute mark for the first twist, etc. 

 

* Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (James Wan, 2023): 2/5

I think it’s really interesting that Aquaman is obviously from a different class from most superheroes (who tend to be scientists and other squares). He has long hair, drinks beer, drives a big Harley, and wears skull rings and four inches of bracelets and bandanas on his wrist. He’s a superhero for the rest of us, man! Lots of punching on land and sea!

 

Earth Mama (Savanah Leaf, 2023): 2/5

Frustrating, Inarticulate lead character who makes a long, long series of bad choices. I don’t love movies whose subject is female powerlessness and suffering. Just because she makes bad choices, it doesn't mean good choices weren't available to her!

 

To Catch a Killer (Damián Szifron, 2023): 1.5/5

Poor Shailene Woodley had to produce this to get a lead role (I assume), and she’s absolutely the wrong person for it—mousy when she should be quietly intense. Quite a fall-off for Szifron after the decently entertaining and inventive Wild Tales. 

 

Good Burger 2 (Phil Traill, 2023): 1/5

A healthy recalibration of what a bad movie really feels like. It’s a YouTubeKids style/tone in a “film,” and suddenly I understand how people felt when (horrible) SNL movies started invading our screens.

 

 

Sibyl (Justine Triet, 2019): 3/5

A different style than Anatomy—more fractured. But there is the same issue of blending fact and fiction, and there is the same sense of being a bit outside of the heads of these characters. I’m not sure we ever understand them emotionally—or perhaps what they are feeling about a person or situation just changes rapidly and fluidly. 

 

Victoria/In Bed with Victoria (Justine Triet, 2016): 3/5

A Frenchy screwball comedy about a modern, professional, overwhelmed girl with many balls in the air. Involves a court case between a couple that hinges on the testimony of a Dalmatian (!). “The pleasure you take in your job has nothing to do with enjoyment.”

 

Joe (John G. Avildsen, 1970): 4/5

An extreme masterpiece, a rare America film about class, and a discussion we need to have. Relevant to Jan 6 and the various receptions to it. Like Mandingo and Dirty Harry, this movie is provocatively inviting careful interrogation of our feelings about the different generations and their value systems, with a shifting perspective from hippy/junky to professional class to blue collar. The best Schrader script not written by Schrader. Avildsen goes on to direct Rocky and The Karate Kid.

 

The Outfit (John Flynn, 1973): 3.5/5

In his (hugely entertaining and insightful) book, Cinema Speculations, QT avers that The Outfit is better than Point Blank (he’s wrong)—in comparison to one another because they’re both based on one of Donald Westlake’s (great) Parker novels (along with, supposedly Godard’s Made in U.S.A.). Robert Duvall is good but is easily outacted by an easygoing Joe Don Baker. Robert Ryan and Timothy Carey have probably two days of work apiece as the Big Baddy (looking ancient) and a slimy henchman (what else). Elisha Cook Jr. shows up to literally answer the phone at a restaurant twice, looking terrified, as usual. Tone is gravely serious. 

 

Rage (George C. Scott, 1972): 3/5

Asks and answers the question: what if you made a revenge quickie but what the person is getting revenge about is not just a random heinous murder or rape but instead the systemic horror of (1) the military, (2) chemical weapons, (3) government secrecy and cover-ups. The result is damned little catharsis but instead prolonged and profound suffering, here eventually elevated by sainthood (and that’s a death trip, baby!) 

 

Sunday Bloody Sunday (John Schlesinger, 1971): 3/5

Languid, unfocused, and emotionally tempestuous. Prized, I’m sure, for putting a bisexual character as the lever of a romantic triangle (which ain’t nothin’).

 

Little Big Man (Arthur Penn, 1970): 2/5

A shaggy and fitfully amusing survey of recent history with a naive protagonist/narrator—in the vein of Forest Gump, and just as facile. 

 

The Italian Connection (Fernando Di Leo, 1972): 3.5/5

Every mafia goon in Milan—plus (underused) American hit-men Henry Silva and Woody Strode (invoking low-IQ Travolta and cool-ass Sam Jackson)—are after small-time hood and pimp Luca. Broad but feral, with a couple of really good action sequences, including a prolonged car and food chase.

 

Mister Scarface / Rulers of the City (Fernando Di Leo, 1976): 3/5

Visually dynamic, empty gangster mumbo jumbo with some minor homoerotic undercurrents (or maybe it’s just me). Jack Palance in the titular baddy role as well as a long shootout conclusion in an abandoned slaughterhouse with car and motorcycle make it worth the price of admission, despite the flabby Italian comic relief. 

 

45 Years (Andrew Haigh, 2015): 3/5

Carefully tuned to the emotional currents running between this couple. Still, I found it a bit hard to care deeply about these cranky, self-centered melancholics. 

 

Local Legends (Matt Farley, 2013): 3.5/5

A genuine micro-budget, amateur movie (about a director making micro-budget, amateur movies, of course). Radically sincere: About 40 minutes in, actor/director Matt Farley gives his phone number, and Letterboxd reviews attest that if you call the number, he answers and is indeed a really nice guy.

 

The Loved One (Tony Richardson, 1965): 2/5

Co-written by Terry Southern and obviously in the mold of Strangelove, with lots of sex/death. After a brief, acid look at Hollywood, it settles down to long and unnecessary piss-take on the funeral and pet funeral industries (!?).

 

A Time to Love and a Time to Die (Douglas Sirk, 1958): 3.5/5

A German soldier on leave for three weeks looks for his family and falls in love. Bitterness, irony, despair and the merest flashes of love, all in glorious Technicolor. 

 

Manhandled (Allan Dwan, 1924): 3.5/5

As her quack inventor boyfriend pursues his dreams, the cute and lively girlfriend (Gloria Swanson, great!) starts running with a richer crowd where the men can afford to buy her attention—but grow tired of her and try to pass her down the line. She takes this journey of disillusionment, but in the end is allowed to return to Kansas. 

 

Three on a Match, 63 mins (Melvin LeRoy, 1932): 3/5

A story of heroin addiction disguised as a Beaches-like multi-decade story of three female best friends. Here, three girls graduate middle school as the wild one (later, Blondel), the smart one (later Bette Davis) and the popular one (later, Ann Dvorak, not famed). The popular one, to whom everything has always come easy, soon marries, has a child, gets bored, leaves on a ship, immediately gets addicted to heroin. Then the rest is an amazingly sordid view of her swirling the drain, while Blondel and Davis take care of her kid. 

 

Targets (Peter Bogdanovich, 1968): 3.5/5

Very modern in the sense that it’s an admirably unpsychological text. We just see the characters do what they do. Indeed, Orlof/Karloff’s assertion of retirement is as unexplained as the killer’s deeds. It’s the end of Hammer-type horror—and indeed the end of meaning and art itself. Also say goodbye to drive-ins as well as the Van Nuys of this movie:  we look west across the 405 at Burbank Blvd and see nothing but open fields. 

 

Losing Ground (Kathleen Collins, 1982): 3/5

The story of a black couple. She’s a professor of philosophy studying “ecstasy” (from far away) and he’s a semi-successful painter/libertine. Full of discussions of philosophy, aesthetics, mythology, religion and other intellectual affairs. Certainly, a corrective or at least a supplement to Blacksploitation. “One of the very first fictional features by an African-American woman.” (?)

 

Little Stabs at Happiness, 15 min (Ken Jacobs, 1963): 3.5/5

A series of shorts that move from silly to nostalgic to a silent sea of gestures to the joy of dumb creation. Lovely and abstract. 

 

Tootsies in Autumn, 12 mins (George Kuchar, Mike Kuchar, 1963): 3/5

Very Guy Maddin in its love for and reclamation of the visual tropes and rhythms of older (let’s say silent) cinema. 

 

I, an Actress, 9 mins (George Kuchar. 1977): 3.5/5

Funny and incisive. Kuchar coaches an actress through a scene, knowing exactly the tone that he wants, which is a heightened, melodramatic line reading that is nevertheless more real-feeling than her so-called naturalism. We can handle the stylization and call it recognizably human, but the actress’ attempt at sincere emotions is embarrassingly fake. 

 

Wild night in El Reno, 6 mins (George Kuchar, 1977): 3/5

A storm passes through a backwater Oklahoma town—big sky country for Kuchar, an NYC boy. Uses music like a movie or advertisement from the 50s. Is Jimmy Rush a pussy, as the graffiti insists? We will never, never know.  

 

The Mongreloid, 10 mins (George Kuchar. 1978): 3/5

A man talks to his dog, reminiscing about the dumps the dog has taken as they drove to San Francisco. A naive and sincere tone. Bocko is a good boy. 

Monday, January 1, 2024

Michelle's Year in Review

TOP 10 FAVORITE FILMS

 1. Anatomy of a Fall (Justine Triet, France): 5/5 

An absolutely gripping two and a half hours, taking a simple concept and luring us into a labyrinthine maze of the mind with no pomp, no flash, no pizzazz. Simply the all too rare privilege these days of watching a masterful script brought to life by razor-sharp performances and a remarkably precise director conducting her orchestra.

2. Beyond Utopia (Madeleine Gavin, US): 5/5
Indescribably good. Made up of mostly cell phone footage of North Korean defectors making the harrowing journey through China, Laos, Vietnam, etc in hopes of reaching safety. Any misstep very likely results in death. Informative, captivating, bittersweet, heartbreaking. One of the most moving documentaries I have ever seen.

3. Skinamarink (Kyle Edward Ball, US): 4/5
A troubling, unnerving, and grim nightmare that’s only as effective as the viewer is creative.
  
4. Killers of the Flower Moon (Martin Scorsese, US): 4/5
Less as fiction than as a reminder of a grim page of American history.

5. A Thousand and One (A.V. Rockwell, US): 3.5/5
A.V. Rockwell hits a home run with her story, navigating us through the life of this family from its determined origins to its devastating end.

6. The Zone of Interest (Jonathan Glazer, US/UK/Poland): 3.5/5
The horrors of Auschwitz heard and seen from inside a family's perceived 'perfect home'. The ease and comfort in which these atrocities are committed from the perspective of a man not only committing them, but making them more efficient. Pacing may not be for everyone but effective in its messaging.

7. Blackberry (Matt Johnson, Canada): 3.5/5 
I hope they make a biopic on the Motorola RAZR next.

8. The Adults (Dustin Guy Defa, US): 3/5
Awkward to a point of being funny, then awkward to the point you realize how sad and lonely these people are. And it becomes a beautiful picture of how people find a means of coping with everything going on around them in their family, starting with their own need to grieve but also their longing to be around those they loved dearly in doing so. 

9. The Covenant (Guy Ritchie, UK/US): 3/5
A fictional war thriller from Guy Ritchie that is well-crafted and realistically executed. The commentary and theme tread with the right intent. As it gets more personal, more deeper and more resilient with an earnestly moral heart, that is exactly where it won me over.

10. Poor Things (Yorgos Lanthimos, UK/US): 3/5
I’m no longer convinced that Barbie has the production design Oscar locked up.

Most Overrated: Spiderman: Across the Spiderverse
Most Accurately Rated: Cat Person
Most Disappointing: Beau is Afraid
A Pleasant Surprise: The Burial
Best Series: The Curse 

Favorite Re-discoveries/Rewatches 
Notorious 
A Face in the Crowd 
Eyes Wide Shut 
McCabe and Mrs. Miller 
Rio Bravo
Barry Lyndon

Favorite Discoveries of the Year 
Seven Chances 
Mandingo
The Ox-Bow Incident 
Bound
Victoria 

TOP 10 WORST FILMS of 2023 
1. Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey
2. She Came to Me 
3. Cocaine Bear
4. Insidious 4: The Red Door 
5. The Exorcist: Believer
6. The Little Mermaid
7. Strays
8. Sound of Freedom 
9. TIE: Enys Men; Showing Up
10. Saltburn